Are we even going to successfully convince her to feed herself to an anaconda?
Are we even going to successfully convince her to feed herself to an anaconda?
Camden Edwards
Christian Reed
Bump for info
Jaxon Stewart
Her name is Alyssa Welch and for the past year Sup Forums has been trying to convince her to become snake food. It began with emails, then DM's and public comments but they all get removed and blocked. One early instance a few anons managed to stay at it for about and hour and her followers saw it but she shrugged it off and blocked us. Recently an user watched one of her q&a live streams and asked for her opinion on snakes. She then asked bluntly "are you one of the snake poeple?" He is but played dumb and asked who they were. She said "a group of people who keep trying to get me to feed myself to a snake". Now this was a public livestream with a few hundelred viewers and she talked about it playfully in detail.
Leo Martinez
And before you ask why:
>100 lbs
>5'1"
>slim but great ass
>vegan
>extreme environmentalist
>naive as fuck
Connor Morris
Wouldn't this kill her? Did you or Alyssa talk about that?
Justin Cook
Sure, any day now
Gabriel Parker
If she isn't regurgitated yes, she will either run out of air or be digested alive
Have you been here before?
Brandon Reyes
I want her to be digested. There to be a microphone with her so we can hear her talk about her final hours while inside the beast. We could hace a timelapse of her bumps turning into one single squishy bump.
Thomas Bennett
You should tell her this irl
Cooper Walker
How big dem boobies, user?
Josiah Morgan
Bump
James Baker
For her height and weight, big
Joshua Long
But overall average
Brody Thomas
Why not pay her to do it?
Carter Gray
Good idea
Jackson Robinson
Feet pics
David Roberts
A little here. She doesn't have anything great
Ethan Myers
Best one
Robert Lewis
Bump
Carson Lewis
Another bump
Christopher Gonzalez
It would be fun to talk to her about it
Anthony Campbell
About what?
Oliver Kelly
Being asked over and over again for the past year to be snake food
Juan Ortiz
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Jordan Diaz
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Cameron Brown
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Andrew Morgan
Do you think she'd like the feeling of the esophagus walls massaging every inch of her body?
Tyler Diaz
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Asher Ramirez
I'm probably alone here but who else would actually pay her to do it?
Luke Bell
Personally I'd pay her what ever she asked for
Jaxon Robinson
>yfw she admits being snake chow is her fantasy
Jayden Reyes
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Jacob Reed
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Lincoln Nguyen
>paying someone to kill themself
Daniel Mitchell
It would throw her up
Connor Walker
It would be cute however to have her know shes going to be digested and shat out