CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE: the great houdanny eddition

CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE: the great houdanny eddition
RULES:
>first to get dubs or better each turn decides the fate of our main character
>any dubs or better after this will be ignored untill next turn; so sorry
>if there is already a winner wait for the next trun before trying to get dubs--checkem' and don't waste your dubs
>next turn starts when OP posts the next picture
>the game ends when i say it ends
THE PLOT:
Look who's back--it's dan. Dan's been hired to but on a magic show for timmy's birthday. For his final act Dan will perform the sawing a person in two trick, bit right now Dan's doing a hat trick where he pulls something out of his empty hat. What might dan pull out of his hat. Dubs or better decides

His penis

reroll

rerolll

Pulls a nigger out of there

roll

This

An M1911 pistol

A cow

This

Roll

This

a dead bunny.

This and he fucks the dead bunny

His anal beads

A 7-foot-long rainbow scarf. (Oops, trick snafu. The bunny is in his sleeve, too.)

Rolling for this

Reroll.

A dead black featus, hanged on it's umblical cord.

This

Roll

cmon

This

WINRAR

Boompa Loompa

It's over fag, we're getting a penis and there's nothing you can do about it.

Dan reaches down his top hat and pulls out his penis. The children are grossed out, and the parents look upset too. blood begins to soak in Dan's crotch area, but the show is not over yet, we still have many magic tricks to go

Gotta bump the thread regardless, you slobbering autistic mother fucker, unless you want OP to return to no thread?

Stick the penis in the cake like a candle

Presto Cadabra, the detached penis goes into Mom's clevage!

Slap timmy with the penis

Roll

Rolling bobino.

Roll

Ok this

yes

Make kid disappear

Rolex!

Summon a violent nigger that rapes the mother while the father watches... with an erection

The penis sprays jizz all over timmy like how a clown shoots water from his flower

reroll

The delivery man from the last thread makes an appearance, and steps from out of the box, as if there's a whole room in there.

This

roll

He rapes himself with his own dick

roll 2

Rolling for this, but the delivery man has a bomb strapped to his chest.

Slaps Timmy with it

Roll 3

This

Timmy has a heart attack from it.

This is what i want

roll

These dubs command this of you

Roll

Dan teleports everyone into undertale

Reroll

AAAAHHHHHH SO CLOSE also reroll

Become an hero for us all, son.

Pls

Dan throws the penis in four-eye's face

This

Roll

roll

Rolling

reroll

Unrelated bump.

He uses the penis to make a balloon horsie

Why is it so hard to get dubs even though people are spamming away?

Fuckin' hell! give me dubs!

...

n

Roll

Black people

This again

Dan magically transforms this into a Loli thread

Dubs!

Can we just go with this ones?
Almost the entire thread has voted for it already.

This

i need to see this

Dan whacks the cake with his penis, seaving a penis indentation in it

Roll

WINRAR

Wasn't there an old old meme with a stick man called Dan? I think he used to die. If not keep this idea because I think it'll be big

eats penis, pulls it from behind another kids ear

reroll

ayayaayayayayay

The magician turns into Adolf Hitler and gouges all the guests eyes out

Dan shoves the penis back into his hat and it shoots out of momma's breasts and gives her a little squirt. This caught the parents off guard, especially the mother--as she is freaking out the most

Dan grabs the birthday cake off the table and force feeds it to timmy

Dan apologizes for such a scene

Spiderman semen attaches to the ceiling. Dan hypnotizes the kinds and makes them think she's a piñata.

severed penis fucks mom, beta dad forced to watch with kids

Dan picks that drooling kid to volenteer for the saw trick

so close

Why is the saw sticking out of dads head?

Roll

lmao roll

Dan apologizes but dad twists Dan's nipples as punishment, not realizing Dan likes his nipples twisted

Just a mistake with overlaping layers and you wasted your dubs :(