ITT
Holidays that need to go global
ITT
Holidays that need to go global
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>cut
no.
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We already have a pre Christian holiday dedicated to celebrating male virility.
hehehehhooooohehehhahaha benis :DDDDDDDD
>sub-Americans
>ever not retarded
It's an erect penis
you autist
>Nuthin personnel, kid
>T. Seth Makarowitz Goldstein
post pics
t. cutfags
>proven wrong
>"b-better use ad hominem!"
what's what you proved? it's obvious that it's erect, that doesn't mean it isn't cut, you retard
>desperately trying to defend his posts now
It has a frenulum, it's definitely uncut
t. cutfag
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Midsommar, it's a celebration coinciding with the summer solstice.
w-where is muh dik?
the pole
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kanamara is a shitty festival filled with gaijins
the parade is short (only three statues) and then you have to make huge lines between smelly foreigners to buy souvernirs
very few japanese actually know about that festival
Makes me wanna shout WHITE POWEEER!!
...wait a minute
i have a frenulum but my dick isn't an anteater. what am i?
Schrodinger's dick
>have literal penis holiday
>majority of JAVs censor genitalia
what did japan mean by this
tfw phimosis and my dick will never look like that
Calm down Andrew
Romans used dick figures to improve feritlity and ward off evil
Greeks used statues' erections as direction markers
Greeks also considered erections as a form of arrogance and every greek sculpture of an erection is supposed to symbolize stubborness and stupidity, while flaccid dicks mean wisdom
no seriously I've always thought I was cut because my foreskin doesn't cover my dickhead at all and stops right where the tip begins but I can beat it without lube comfortably and I have a frenulum?
what the fuck...
Either you have a short foreskin or only the tip of the foreskin was cut (some circumcisions they only remove the tip of the foreskin, not the entire foreskin)
>or only the tip of the foreskin was cut
i think that might be it
am i master race?
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no he's right
I'm definitely cut because of phimosis and I have a frenulum too
in fact, I can't really imagine a dick without it
Do Swedish chicks worship the D on that day?
I must most humbly say with all due respect that you stupid gaijin wouldn't even understand what the penis represents as a deep spiritual symbol in Shinto.
Please don't steal and defile this festival like an American soldier would an Okinawan maiden.
Haven't you done so enough with your abysmal adaptations of classic anime and manga?
Please just go away and never think of Japan again. Thank you.
get back to work you fucking pog
At least my flag isn't a dishrag.
right instead it's a fucking bloody menstrual pad
i have a frenulum and beat it w/o lube, you're probably cut normally
i dont think ive ever heard of somebodys frenulum getting removed from circumcision, could be wrong on that though
I will feel genuinely insulted by your taunts the day that that an African ascends to the seat of Emperor.
Until then, I simply find it impossible to be offended by anything an American has to say about my nation or her flag. Good day, sir.