I have been alive for 457 years, today is my birthday. I stopped aging at around the age of 42 and still look the same...

I have been alive for 457 years, today is my birthday. I stopped aging at around the age of 42 and still look the same. I have had to change my identity multiple times to hide from the government. No i will not post a pic/timestamp due to my anonymity. I have seen wars pass and loved ones die, at the moment I am living in America and am moving sometime by the end of the year to change my identity again. I was born in U.S.A and do not know what this curse I have is. I still need to eat and consume water or else i will die. I plan on killing myself at age 500. AMA!

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There can only be one!

Kek

>alive for 457 years
>born in USA

pic a timeline and stick with it, faggot.

There was no USA 457 years ago.

Try again faggot.

So just because U.S.A wasnt the USA that makes me a dumbass? The future really is fucked.

Also fuckoff samefag i dont have time for your bullshit im not gonna be on here for long

Oh yeah? If you're from the future, why can't I peel my foreskin back yet?

Are you trying to say he's not really an immortal? Because I find that very surprising.

But it isn't the future, its the present. I didn't realize you were a time traveler, too, oldanon.

The present is what fucks the future. Not OP btw

/thread

This, doesnt take my 457 y.o wisdom to even explain that one user

>The future really is fucked
Wow OP you fucked up completely

B)

Ok, sorry everyone for the fuckin confusion, i was born in what is now called north america

How do I become immortal?

This, if you really are a reptilian shape shifter, you should know this stuff

The thread's already over. You fucked up.

You should've heard the jews out. They are smarter than you think

Smoke heaps of durries,
Eat lots of curries.

Were you born in Jamestown?

>falling for the b8

so are you like native american looking

I have a neandrathal kind of look. I have seen evolution before my eyes

I was born in a tent and a witch doctor delivered me

>user has been alive for 457 years
>acts like hes from the future

>continuing to fuck up

My foreskin couldn't be cut, its made out of some sort of titanium rubber, you should of seen the rab-eyes face when he had to get some hard hitting pipe niggas to go at it with a blow torch and a pair of ply-ers LOL

That's not how evolution works!!!

I am from the future and your moms will all die in their sleep tonight unless you respond "sorry oh great one"

obvious OP trying to save face is obvious

>still falling for OPs b8
Just leave summerfag

ya blew it ya dip. Unless this is another feg trying to be op

You realize if this were true, posting on Sup Forums would give you away 100%? Do you really think that if the government/s were hell bent on finding the immortal man, they would tell the three lettered agencies to ignore a post like this? Do you know how much shit you would be bringing to Sup Forums? Besides, how would you know if you would die if you didn't eat or drink, unless you died from not eating or drinking? All you would know is that you weren't dying of old age.

And fuck, you'd be pretty dumb for 457. But this is bait.

Don't worry OP now that its the current year, you can finally end your 457 year stint in the closet. Faggot

What are you doing then?

>knowing its b8 but still trying to look non autistic but still has full blown autism

Stick around past Five. The magic happens at Seven.

Watching you fags fall for this shitty b8 kek

>being a faggot anyways

so how are we as a society progressing

so what tribe were you born into red man?

wew

>bumps shitty thread to post about how thread is shitty

>not knowing about reptilian shape shifters

let us believe

Bump
Ive run out of kool questions to ask the mega old dude LOL

Same story here. I stopped counting my age at 180 and that was a couple of lifetimes ago. I used to believe I would meet some terrible fate if people knew, but I found that if I told people the truth no one would believe me.

and where were you born?

Welcome to my thread noble one. Glance at all the new age faggots

How do i obtain this ability?

Don't post your loser porn for losers here loser only gay girls fap2traps

where Trump Tower now stands

I believe the black plague existed long before we knew and somehow caused this. There are more of us out there and i have met some

Kek

See

someone's just seen a man on earth..

bubonic plague not black plague you heathen philistine

Wales. I came to the eastern seaboard in my youth and drank from an enchanted spring in what you call Florida. All of my shipmates withered away and died from old age but youth still flows in my veins.

Excellent so i must infect a few test subjects with the bubonic plague to test the resilts?

wow, what a coincidence. there are two of you, and the second showed up to this dumpster fire of a thread just in time!

So what did you do with that time?

Bump
Ive run out of kool questions to ask the super old dude LOL

Plenty of men, and women. I have witnessed evolution with my own two eyes

Yes but only if a plague doctor feeds it to you

not a trap u faggit

Bump
Ive run out of kool questions to ask the ultra old dude LOL

The disease was black i assure you young one

Op, what do you think or supose you did to acquire apparent immortality?

absolute peasant swine

I repeat, the black plague existed before you all know and a plague doctor injected me with the virus "I THINK"

The autists on /x/ would actually believe this

>posts rape porn
>thinks his cool

Are you EVEN a cuck?

Dubs confirms

Kekd fam

Bump
Ive run out of kool questions to ask the stupid old dude LOL

you're a simple man who knew nothing of the men of their time

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niceb8m8

Bump
Ive run out of kool questions to ask the ugly old dude LOL

Plague doctors taught me everything i know today

so what was the revolutionary war like?

Bump
Ive run out of kool questions to ask the stinky old dude LOL

you know nothing but drivel

THIS IS A TRAP

So you're an indian? What clan?

what was the name you were born under?
What is your astrological sign?

What was the best year?

Fun fact, spinners actually existed way before this day and age. We called them "numahakaka"

>posts another horse head fat girl

Revolutionary, i fought with the slaves

Bump
Ive run out of kool questions to ask the fat old dude LOL

>I have been alive for 457 years
>I was born in U.S.A
pick one

Native american please user, i am actually very dark skinned (black) my mother was not apart of a clan from what i remember. A plague doctor birthed me and injected me with this curse i believe

Hi user, I believe we met about 243 years ago in what is now known as russia. Do you remember me fellow bro?

were you a slave?

Was Abe Lincoln's voice really as fucking annoying as historians claim it was?

Also, was Teddy Roosevelt as lit as they say?

Bump
Ive run out of kool questions to ask the gay old dude LOL

Light skinned fellow with a mole by his upper left temple? You told me the story of that snake ?

>nigger
>raped at birth
>ignored my other questions

what was the name you were born under?

What is your astrological sign?

What was the best year?