CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE: the great houdanny edition part two
We continue from where we left off in previous thread
CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE: the great houdanny edition part two
We continue from where we left off in previous thread
Dan says fuck you and cast armageddon, killing everyone.
Same rules as before
>first to get dubs or better decides dan's fate
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The nigger exclaims "Muh dick" before attempting to flee the court room, only to be captured by the bailiff.
Under alot of pressure the nigger tries to make a run for it, making himself look guilty as fuck
The nigger turns into 40000 bees
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Last one and then im out
O roll
Dubs are a myth
The nigger shoots the judge in the face
One off twice in a row moot plz
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the nig-man spontaniously cum-busts. hes guilty and sentenced to trial by fire.
Are you fucking me 3 times
Roll again
Mabye this time friend
Last roll
re-troll lol lol
Dan starts masturbating without any reason
Lol jk more rolls
Nobody buys it and Dan is sentenced to death by burning at the steak
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Morerolls then a bakery
>steak
Dan makes a break for it while everyone is looking at the nigger
winrar
rollin
The nignog decides to start jacking off and nuts on the judge
Nigger says his momma told him to do it, and they let him go since women are not to be questioned.
Don't you dare ruin a perfectly good steak with Dan blood
Winrar
Winrar
WINRAR
Dan busts a nut in court in the palm of his hand. No one has noticed yet, but it is only a matter of time
Dan takes the nut, eats it, bites off the ear of the man next to him and after swishing it in his mouth spits the nut/ear mixture at the nigger
Nigger turns into 40000 bees
He blinds the judge with his cum and makes a run for it
QUADS
Dan casts "white face" on the nig-man.
YOU GOT IT!!
I know! I'm happy! :)
second time tonight. 0_0 moot smiles upon you
dan starts screaming in fear: "NOT THE BEES AAAUUAAUUA MY EYES AAAAA"
That's my first actually
KEK
The nigger transforms into 40000 bees and those bees start swarming and stinging the fuck out of everyone. The cort room is in chaos. This a perfect opportunity to escape dan-- don't just stand there with your dick in your hand!
Dan prefers to stand there with his dick in his hands because masturbation is the best thing in life.
reroll
Dan continue to stand there with his dick in his hand
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nigger roll
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Dan slathers his load all over himself repelling the bees and uses the commotion to make good his escape into the street in front of the courthouse.
WinRAR!
the situation gets worse with the addition of yet more bees
dan takes judge by the dick and runs to freedom!
give the artist something to draw
re-troll
Yeah, you're right, let's keep things interesting
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checked
gud nufff TRIPPS
DAYUM
Winrar
This is the first WINRAR you faggots.
Dan is too busy playing with his weener amd All the bees fly out a window--you screwd up dan, that was your only chance to escape. Dan's defense finally makes himself usefull and proclames that the court must go easy on dan because he is retarded. Everyone looks at Dan as he chokes his dick and laps up cum in his palm. He does look retarded. Will the case be dropped?
Case is not dropped
Plot twist, Dan the into Timmy's tard friend
The court decides to take it easy on Dan, he's sentenced to community service at the local retirement home. Time for another magic show!
They release him at once!
NO, Dan Goes is sentenced to work in the meme mines
Case is dropped, Dan gives the judge a blowjob.
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Rerollin
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rollin for a trollin
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winrar
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dan looks at the judge and says: "case is not dropped yet you bitch"
he then continues to act retarded
Winrar
WINRAR
Oh man, there's a whole ten of us now
The prosicutor knows something is up and he aproaches Dan and pulls off his top hat. It was timmy's retarded friend--Dan must of desguised him and switched places. As can be expected of a master magician. Everyone in the court room gasps. Where could Dan have possibly escaped to?
He's hiding behind the jury bench
WINRAR
Dubs
That was fast
dan was actualy nig-man in blackface and reapears outside court room