CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE: the great houdanny edition part two

CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE: the great houdanny edition part two

We continue from where we left off in previous thread

Dan says fuck you and cast armageddon, killing everyone.

Same rules as before
>first to get dubs or better decides dan's fate

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rall

The nigger exclaims "Muh dick" before attempting to flee the court room, only to be captured by the bailiff.

Under alot of pressure the nigger tries to make a run for it, making himself look guilty as fuck

The nigger turns into 40000 bees

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Last one and then im out

O roll

Dubs are a myth

The nigger shoots the judge in the face

One off twice in a row moot plz

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the nig-man spontaniously cum-busts. hes guilty and sentenced to trial by fire.

Are you fucking me 3 times

Roll again

Mabye this time friend

Last roll

re-troll lol lol

Dan starts masturbating without any reason

Lol jk more rolls

Nobody buys it and Dan is sentenced to death by burning at the steak

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Morerolls then a bakery

>steak

Dan makes a break for it while everyone is looking at the nigger

winrar

rollin

The nignog decides to start jacking off and nuts on the judge

Nigger says his momma told him to do it, and they let him go since women are not to be questioned.

Don't you dare ruin a perfectly good steak with Dan blood

Winrar

Winrar

WINRAR

Dan busts a nut in court in the palm of his hand. No one has noticed yet, but it is only a matter of time

Dan takes the nut, eats it, bites off the ear of the man next to him and after swishing it in his mouth spits the nut/ear mixture at the nigger

Nigger turns into 40000 bees

He blinds the judge with his cum and makes a run for it

QUADS

Dan casts "white face" on the nig-man.

YOU GOT IT!!

I know! I'm happy! :)

second time tonight. 0_0 moot smiles upon you

dan starts screaming in fear: "NOT THE BEES AAAUUAAUUA MY EYES AAAAA"

That's my first actually

KEK

The nigger transforms into 40000 bees and those bees start swarming and stinging the fuck out of everyone. The cort room is in chaos. This a perfect opportunity to escape dan-- don't just stand there with your dick in your hand!

Dan prefers to stand there with his dick in his hands because masturbation is the best thing in life.

reroll

Dan continue to stand there with his dick in his hand

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nigger roll

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Dan slathers his load all over himself repelling the bees and uses the commotion to make good his escape into the street in front of the courthouse.

WinRAR!

the situation gets worse with the addition of yet more bees

dan takes judge by the dick and runs to freedom!
give the artist something to draw

re-troll

Yeah, you're right, let's keep things interesting

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checked

gud nufff TRIPPS

DAYUM

Winrar

This is the first WINRAR you faggots.

Dan is too busy playing with his weener amd All the bees fly out a window--you screwd up dan, that was your only chance to escape. Dan's defense finally makes himself usefull and proclames that the court must go easy on dan because he is retarded. Everyone looks at Dan as he chokes his dick and laps up cum in his palm. He does look retarded. Will the case be dropped?

Case is not dropped

Plot twist, Dan the into Timmy's tard friend

The court decides to take it easy on Dan, he's sentenced to community service at the local retirement home. Time for another magic show!

They release him at once!

NO, Dan Goes is sentenced to work in the meme mines

Case is dropped, Dan gives the judge a blowjob.

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re troll

Rerollin

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rollin for a trollin

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winrar

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dan looks at the judge and says: "case is not dropped yet you bitch"
he then continues to act retarded

Winrar

WINRAR

Oh man, there's a whole ten of us now

The prosicutor knows something is up and he aproaches Dan and pulls off his top hat. It was timmy's retarded friend--Dan must of desguised him and switched places. As can be expected of a master magician. Everyone in the court room gasps. Where could Dan have possibly escaped to?

He's hiding behind the jury bench

WINRAR

Dubs
That was fast

dan was actualy nig-man in blackface and reapears outside court room