Waifu claiming thread
previous: Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Unfortunately I haven't been in that mood in a long time
Good luck though, I'm sure you're writing good stuff
hello hello I love you all
No need to watch me....
Hello everyone
>juvia claimed
Hanako
You will! Shut up!
I-it's embarrassing...
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He hasn't done anything wrong! It's Germany who's the problem!
Yes.
Urabe
Yes! God i hate Germany. At least in this game i do
Any plans for your day off?
Rikka
Fun times
You should. What were you thinking?
smugs
How have you been?
Seems like you're around more offten so that's nice.
I'm kidding, shorty
Lewdvia
still here
hello
Jiiiiiiiiiiiiii
>inb4 you know who
I've been well, you?
Was thinking about coming here more often to meet new people and talk to them. That and bored a bit
I'm not short!
Claimed
How could you say such things? Germany just wants the best for all of Europe.
Hahaha no. I'm in so much pain I might just sleep the day off and probably drink like Hanako.
You have anything to do tomorrow?
hello hello Russian friend from the wonderful mitten of the world
Fine, vertically challenged, whatever
Rem is claimed
Was thinking about getting a cherry coke to with my drink, I think it would work great
I will be good I promise~
hello Lain friend
Sauce
How's it going love user?
Urabe
Same here. Anything in particular you're thinking of drinkin? Nope, just gonna sleep in and relax the whole day.
Rikka
Hm don't think i've ever tried that before. Well if you insist then sure~
Hmm no i don't think so~
I know, but i love your cute embarrassed face~
He has done plenty of wrong. yeah at first, but once Germany get's defeated than he'll swoop right in and take all that land for himself.
Good, destroy those damn Krauts.
There have been better days, but I'm still doing fine nonetheless.
I see you're still in the habit of hearting everyone you see.
>shortest waifu
>not having a midget for your waifu
Yeah I'm not the usual guy. I was redirected here after making a waifu claiming thread on another board.
Oh yeah its pretty good I always put it with a cherry flavored drink and it works well~ Im waitinggggg
I'm doing my best
I did, though I was half asleep. I'll look in a minute.
I am not lewd!
I'm doing pretty good, playing hearts of iron 4.
Done with school or something?
More like what's best for all European countries that start with Ger and end with Many
Nothing wrong with just relaxing
Hang out with friends. Friend just got zombie chronicles for black ops 3 so we'll probably play that
Hello love user. Haven't talked to you in a bit.
How are you?
Go for it. Although I'm a cherry pepsi kind of person myself cherry coke is great to.
Yes you wil! Shut up!
I-i don't care shut up!
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Well maybe I'll give it to hime depending on how much land i get from Germany after the war.
I will. My vengeance shall be felt
I guess it was the electronic throttle body on some Fords that made the car stall out a month or two ago, the warranty's covering the whole thing
how was the sleep?
I'm doing my best
I'm sure it's been well more than a few weeks. Possibly a few months.
I know you don't really need an excuse or justification for hearting. You do you, lovebot.
Yes you are~
You're lewd for Hanako all the time
Rory is tall for a 12/14 year old.
no matter how long it's been I'm just glad to see you're still kicking!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Mhmm
I've been done with school lmao
She's short for a 600+ year old. If only her body matured
Hm i'll have to try i sometime then~
I'm almost there don't worry~
Well hello there Love user! I'm ok, just kinda tired right now. How about you?
Hmmmm maybe, i'll think about it~
You secretly like it i know you do~
> Even behind hands i can see your cute expression~
That might work for now, but soon enough he will want more.
People say revenge is best served cold, but it can also be just as good piping hot.
Damn, almost passed out.
I have no idea? Any recommendations?
I see. Sounds nice. Normally I'm against this but right now I'm all for sleeping in.
I'm sure their intentions aren't as horrible as you think. Ger-Many is nice.
True but usually I like to do something.
That sounds fun. My cousin only has Blops 2 zombies and it's not that great.
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Oh, yeah, that's not likely to change any time soon, at least not as long as I can help it. I have no interest in losing the only thing I consider dear.
I'm doing okay
Reeeeing like a little runt again?
Extra crispy colonel
Honestly you act cute, sometimes.
stap it you rood
I'm eating some Cheez Its and chatting with some friends
-looks around curiously and starts off into the living room but trips over his blue blanket-
Maybe in a post or two. I'm so dumb. Oh and hi btw.
> Damn, almost passed out.
I feel you.
Hmm that's a tough one. I suppose Vodka is a good starter, you can mix it with some soda or orange juice. or you could get some beer, though there's a less chance you'll like that.
Not a fan of sleeping in much? Hey after a hard week sleeping in is wonderful.
Good to hear! Thanks, i'll try!
>hugs you
Hanako's so cute!
New phone who dis
-puts on his mothra pajamas and "skreeee"s around the thread with his arms held out to his sides like wings-
I'm doing good
Just playing hearts of iron 4 right now
I am not! Shut up!
Really? Never told me.
How long have you been done?
>dubs
You will shut up! There's nothing to think about! Stupid!
I-i do not...
>shut up shut up shut up shut up! Stupid pervert!
Well i am papa stalin now so I'm in control
I say it's best served in Berlin with a Soviet flag waving over the capital
>dubs
No their not they always demand Danzig or threaten war
Dlc maps are nice in that game
How am i rood?
>wew
Do not post my waifu please and thank you
Sleep wasn't too bad, slept for 12 hours so I'm still kind of dead.
I'm just saying. Gotta have a secret midget waifu.
> Hugs back
Thank you, Homura is quite the cutie as well~
I'm not sure about that~ There's plenty to think about~
It's ok, i won't make you say it~
> The more you tell me to shut up, the more i'll compliment you~
True, now you're the one taking land.
I agree, that is one hell of a way to get revenge.
-stands in front of a stuffed lizard and flaps his wings. Is time to fight godzilla!-
KICK HIS ASS
Vodka and soda sounds really nice. I remember you mentioning orange juice before. I love OJ so I might go for that first. I've tried sips of beer before and it's bot all that great tbh.
Not really but I can make an exception this time. Sleep and booze sounds like heaven now.
>Don't look you!
What's wrong with a little harmless war?
I only played the final one. It had a wild west theme which was pretty cool. It's the first maps I didn't like.
>I can never post semi lewds without you two vultures keeping an eye out
-is startled and falls forward clumsily-
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It's pretty good. Yup Vodka and OJ is probably my second favorite cocktail, and if you love OJ then you should really enjoy them. It takes time and experimenting to find what you like. Yeah beer is more an acquired taste, i hated it at first but i grew to enjoy it the more i drank it.
Do it, you deserve it~ It really does, though i already stopped drinking, my sleepiness was kinda killing my buzz.
> Staaaaaare~
Eh? Now homura hasn't any clothes. Give them back!
Froggy is M I N E
There is not! You should just shut up!
I don't need to say it because it's not true! Stupid pervert!
>no! You should just shut up the More i tell you to shut up!
No I'll just go around poland.
Indeed it is
Ask the Jews living mainland Europe
Buried is pretty cool. Transit is trash. Origins and Mob of the dead are the best
>i didn't do anything...
Alright fine, only wanted to try them on~
So much to ponder over~ But where's the fun in that~
Of course it isn't~ *wink*
> But the more you tell me to shut up, the more i want to compliment you, beautiful~
For now.
Make mother Russia proud, comrade!
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Might give beer another go just to see if I get used to it. But I guess this means I have shopping to do tomorrow. I'll have to hide the vodka from my pesky siblings though.
I'm actually gonna go to bed now. Good night Hanako.
>i would cut you right now, but i cant
>hits you with newspaper roll
They were given a fun little train ride away from the battles though. Right?
Oh Origins is the last. That one looked really fun because the classic 4 guys were back. I gotta try it some day.
I'm gonna go now. Nighty night Juvia.
>you're right, I'm just angry and sleepy.
>head pat
If only. Yours is mature though.
>If only
>wanting Rory's body to mature
Try Guinness or Heineken. Yeah don't want them stealing the good stuff.
Goodnight Urabe, sleep well.
> You're cute when you're fake angry~
There is not! Shut up!
This already isn't fun stupid!
It isn't you stupid pervert!
>i don't care just shut up already!
Yes. For now
I shall
They probably wish they were in the battles instead
It is fun
Nighty night urabe
>hug
Alright you got me, i'll stop~
I thought it was pretty fun, and i bet you did too, though you won't admit it~
That's what i said~ *wink wink*
> Alright if that's what you want~
Poor Poland, it's always inevitably doomed to fall.
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Itt: Underage forever alone virgins
Stupid!
It was not fun! And I'll never admit it because it's not true! I hate you!
You're lying like a stupid pervert!
>stupid pervert
Yeah. But for now they can prosper
That means you have to stop too, you know~
Not even a little~? Oh i'll get you to admit it one day~ Liar~
But i'm not! That was what i said, though i may not have meant that~
> You called~?
I hope they enjoy themselves while they can.
bump.
W-whatever. Stupid
Not at all! No you won't stupid pervert!
You are! You are lying!
>you're such a stupid pervert!
They'll be fine
Could you imagine if she were 18?
I think she'd lose some of her charm in some ways though.
That;s better~
I have my doubts about that~ We'll see~
Alright maybe a little bit..
> I know~
Yeah but judging by the last few times they won't be for long.
Stupid!
Whatever you're stupid! You'll see nothing cause I'll never admit it!
You are completely lying!
>stupid!
They will if they become communist and join the comintern
I'm back.. shit went down but Im back
That doesn;t look like stopping~
You say that now, but just wait i'll get it all out of you~
No, only a little~
> Sexy
Ah so they'll be under protection then of they do.
More than likely. But its a risk Im willing to make.
It wasn't too bad i hope..
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Shut up! Stupid!
You'll never get anything stupid!
Completely!
>shut up stupid!
Yes. Plus it's a buffer between us and Germany
>tumblr
Do you even Mako?
I do not. The other faggot in here does, however.
Barely any more.
This used to be a waifu thread.
Boring cunts.
>dubs
I did, it's you who hasn;t stopped~
I'll get a good look at this nice view~
Nuh uh~
> You first~
That's good. Is anyone else in that communist alliance?
Very, I won't disclose it here
Shut up! I haven't done anything!
You're such a stupid pervert stop looking!
Yes you are!
>no you shut up!
Mongolia and Tannu Tuva
Alright it's about time to go to bed, i'm starting to nod off.. Have a good night/day everyone! Goodnight!
Damn.. I understand, if you want to talk about it then we can tomorrow or sunday if you want..
Sorry, i wish i could stay but i'm already nodding off here.. I hope the rest of your night goes better. Goodnight YouKnow.
You keep calling me stupid and telling me to shut up~
Sorry but my eyes are glued to your sexy body~
Nope~
> No~
Hopfully they put in some work.
Alright Juvia i'm gonna go to sleep now, if i try to stay up longer i;m gonna end up passing out on you, sorry...
Enjoy the rest of your night~
Goodnight Juvia.
> Will you come snuggle with me~?
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It's alright hun get your sleep, I will play Destiny
Good night
That's because you're stupid and need to shut up!
Shut up and stop staring you pervert!
Yes!
>yes!Shut up!
They won't
Nighty night hanako
>f-fine
>
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h-hi
bap
Hooi
oi oi
I'm back from krautland
oi vey