How do you go from this

How do you go from this...

To this?

magic

Well first Hermione turns black, and then you start to see the world in a different way.

Why is black hermione like 50 years old?

magic, son

magic, nigguh

Would actually have been funny if you clowns had said black magic.

i'll do better next time

fuck, you're right.

Why is mom even paying for my clown college?

Quality thread

By lurking Sup Forums.

Black magic

Harry potter and the order of KKK

To this

>Normal height child
>Happy, normal-looking, cool

>Manlet adult
>Angry fascist

No surprise there

Harry Potty and the Gas Chamber of Secrets

>not deadly holocaust part 2
ya blew it

*Potter

How can you blame Daniel after being part of easily one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>Harry Potter and the Gas Chamber of Secrets
>Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Auschwitz
>Harry Potter and the Mudslime Prince

>half jew prince*

Harry Potter and the nigger's stoning

>Harry Potty and the can of Zyklon

Top kek. Jason Blaha on the left.

>interracial
>lesbian
>age gap
muh fetishes

WE WUZ WIZARDS N SHIEET

>Rowling loves BBC

What did she mean by this?

Reminds me of pic related.

She was frightened, you mong.