>be me
>at local pool match
>some guy brings his disabled sister
>my turn to shoot
>hear a zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>ignore it
>swing the cue back
>hits the retard straight in the head
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>she starts crying
>everyone is mad at me
got banned from the location. whats your worst sports experience
Why aren't retards put down? It'd be better for both sides.
there'd be no one left on Sup Forums
>implying people would be mad at you for an accident
>be republican
>support eugenics
>oppose abortion
makes me think
>a fin
Shart
its was more ebcause i didn't apology since it wasn't my fault, she shouldn't of been right behind me and if u bring ur sperg to a social gathering you should keep an eye on them
KEK
it's clear you're a clueless social retard, people apologize for accidents they cause all the time even if it's not their fault, it's just common human interaction. refusing to apologize to a retard on whatever principle marks you out as a hateable loser
I agree her handler was mostly at fault, and there's no guarantee they would've not got mad at you even if you apologized, because people are faggots and need someone to shit on, but you're clearly near her level of disability
ok doctor cuck, thanks for that insight.
he forgot the part of the story where he showed literally no reaction or compassion to the girl he hurt except annoyance and got banned from the location because he stood around and argued like a sperg for half an hour while blaming the girl with half a brain
are you seriously trying to defend acting like an edgy autistic teen
oh fuck off, im not gonna say sorry just because im expected to
the retard and her handler should of said sorry to ME
What retard wants to watch a pool match anyway
>shouldn't of
Are you dumb?
>he hurt her
She was at fault
>Do 22 year old Sup Forumstards defend acting like an edgy autistic teen?
Really made me think
>you will never be this much of a complete, autistic loser
>be me
>varsity bowling team
>state tournament day 1
>balls get taken
>expensive shit
>mom is freaking out
>annoyed
>gets brought back
>can't bowl the next day cause of policy of taking the ball out
>eventual runners up take their balls back to their hotel rooms
>should be disqualified
>would've brought it up but one of my retarded teammates took his balls with him and bowled the next day
>bowl the next day after the tournament's over
>consistent 220s
>a bit annoyed
we ended up coming in 3rd, too bad that doesn't count for shit
talking to these morons is like hand-pumping soap into a septic tank
honestly the best part of the story is that the legally retarded girl wasn't the dumbest person in the pool hall
This is Sup Forums, not Sup Forums, friend.
I really don't know who is at fault: sperg/crowd or OP? Can someone help me out, tell me what to think? I'm a massive pussy and a retard. Okay, be seein' ya.
write this in english next time
there's a load of very intelligent people on Sup Forums who will gladly """"""""""red-pill""""""""" into their cancerous hugbox groupthink
You sound upset for some reason leaf, did the Sup Forums ignore your cuckspam?
Fuck off, leaf.
wow leaf your so cool and alpha.
Im sure you are more autistic than me
this is how it would of gone if it was you
>be you
>at local pool match
>some guy brings his disabled sister
>your turn to shoot
>hear a zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>turn around poiletly giving her a hgih five and treating her like a retard
>swing the cue back
>hits the retard straight in the head
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>she starts crying
>you give her a lollipop and give her a kiss on the cheek
>walk to the brother give him 100$ and say sorry purfusly
>everyone is mad at you still
Get deported back to the shit hole muslim country you came form
dumb frogposter
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>this easy to trigger Sup Forumstards
back to the retard pen with you
You must be new here
>purfusly
>hit the retard straight in the head
>Oh shit! I'm so sorry!
>fuck man, I'm sorry, but like, she walked right behind me...
>it's okay dude, shit happens
>goes to comfort her
>this is literally too hard for a retard to do
wait, so how did YOUR handler let you get into the pool hall
hard/easy isn't the point.
>Preseason rugby match
>Ankle explodes
>Everyone leaves and goes home
>Can't walk, can't drive
>Have to wait 2 hours for someone to come pick me up
Fucked me up real good too that one.
yeah the point is being a normal human being and not an autistic sperg DEMANDING an apology for you yourself having hit someone
are you people really this removed from reality, just incredible
give me some (You)s that I won't see as I leave this thread
>the point is being a normal human being
>just do what everyone else does
what a cuck. the Swedes on here aren't cucks like you, like Canadians. I think it helps to be some sort of outsider to get here. how the hell did you end up here?
>this removed from reality
reality isn't what the majority of people think it is, reality is what it is. you're fucked in the head. you're not even trolling, you really are this warped.
>be me, in school
>have a game of cricket coming up against a newly formed team from a school that has never played it before.
>they challenge us
>seeing as it's going to be easy, only 3 players from usual First XI are retained, myself(opening bowler), wicketkeeper and 3rd batsmen.
>rest are from 3rd XI.
>we bat first.
>their opening bowler is literally a midget.
>post a mammoth total for 20 overs.
>I open bowling, only take 5 step run-up though.
>bowl first guy, next person to bat is midget.
>ask the umpire what am I to do
>he says just bowl normally
>proceed to hit this kid every single ball, when trying to just bowl at stumps, don't have the heart to appeal for LBW.
>he retires hurt, I get removed from bowling.
>get three demerits from school after game and have to write a letter of apology.
I still to this day don't know what I did that was so wrong, lmao
>fucked in the head
>you really are this warped
wtf, common courtesy is reality
>mfw this thread has gone from trolling a canadian into the twilight zone
is common sense reality too? i'm sure you'd make a good scientist
oh I get it. you live in some paki ghetto and think everyone acts like the knob that you are.
carry on then
>leaf actually obsessed with apologizing
>Oh! Sourry I struck yer pet abo eh!
>Doun wourry buddy, wanna go hand each outher in aen ice shack yah?
>>be me
What part of you are we from, m13?
You've been here since the election right oldfag?
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you're pathetic wonky tooth fucker
>trolling
the best part of the joke is when you realize they're actually serious kek
based leaf dropping elite strong and handsome truthbombs on autistic virgins
>reality isn't what the majority of people think it is, reality is what it is. you're fucked in the head.
really REALLY made me think
Would you rather a) live in "reality" (in which everyone hates you and you are still a virgin) b) adhere to social customs and common courtest, i.e. LIVE A KEKED LIFE OF LIES (in which you have friends, a succesful carreer, and a woman who loves you and has sex with you)
This the real moral dilemma every autistic and deluded Sup Forums and Sup Forumstard should have
should've appealed
for his sake
>move to new town for uni
>shitty country town
>join uni rugby team
>have a carnival tournament to start season before pre-season
>get tackled by a kiwi working as a farm hand in the country who used to play for wellington in the NPC
>get concussed
>lie down on sideline with ice on my head (highest level of medical standards here)
>when i open my eyes and look around, its getting dark and people are packing up
>"where's [my uni team]." "Oh they've just left"
>see some guy i've spoken to once get into his car and start to drive off
>running after him, wobbling in a curve due to hit, waving my hands and yelling
>he doesn't see me, or decides to drive off anyway
>I have to walk for an hour to get back to the uni dorms
>abos everywhere in the town at night
Have a few (did 4 years of sports in school):
>Rugby.
>They explain the rules and show how to do shit.
>Last twenty minutes, we play game
>I tackle some tough ass bitch.
>She hurt, everyone mad for like a week against me.
>Basketball
>I am not so good at it, the first couple of years.
>Whenever I'm free and close, I take the shot.
>Miss like 50% of the time.
>Almost everyone mad.
>They shoot and miss, no-one mad.
>Be the best at mountainbike / cyclo-cross
>Everyone eats dirt.
>Always end up first resting, because I'm first.
>Some of them mad, because I make it to hard for them.
Ooooooohhhhh sick beeerrrn friend0
sick comeback bro
As you are the common denominator in those stories, it seems like you might genuinely be an unlikeable prick
>rugby schools championship
>playing against a good team
>families, teachers, friends and local people watching
>a friend of my sisters is there
>really fancy this girl
>decide to show her how good i am
>nail some kid in the knees just as he receives the ball, nowhere to go
>he goes down screaming
>one of his mates grabs me
>i stick my thumb in his eye
>everyone looks at me with disgust, get pulled off
>the pitch is really muddy
>the ambulance takes ages, it starts to rain
>they stretcher him to the side
>his entire family are there
>match postponed
>i have to write a letter of apology for violent conduct
>banned from school and club rugby
>the girl i fancied never spoke to me again and later died in a ski accident
>higher education
you fell for the scam
>playing volley ball for school
>am fat autistic loser
>some girl i hate is on my team
>she treated me mean and smelled bad
YEEEEEEEEAHHHHHH!!!!!
>hit the ball straight in the back over her head
>play it out like an accident
>she gets a slight concussion and goes to the hospital
Nobody knows i did it on purpose
feels good man
*back of her head
>upset not everybody wants to follow his footsteps and become a garbage man
the former. they can laugh at me but i'll just laugh right back
>upset you will be paying off student loans while the garbage man down the road is having a good time and you are stuck working at mcdonalds cause u hate your degrees
Real men dont need institutions used by jews to extract money. join the army, police, trades. be a welder or something for fuck sakes.
PAthetic nu male
>playing basketball in school on the break
>girl that believes to be a pro arrives
>not that great just likes to dribble a lot
>the ball gets out
>she turns her back on me
>shoot the ball against her to put it in play
>dribble and score
>she leaves saying I hurt her
this
first time i've seen a leaf blow a/sp/ies the fuck out this hard
normies get out xDdddd
Every rugby faggot deserves this and worse desu. Reading this warmed my heart.
hey man garbage men are unionized and actually make bank, at least
I wouldn't be surprised if they only hire university graduates considering there's quite a big surplus these days
Who else would want to watch a pool match?
lmao what a retard. keep being poor and unemployed and don't get out of your containment septic board again
i earn quite a comfortable living as a welder for the army.
My training was fully paid for too.
Keep giving your money to mr shekel man tho
Im sure starbucks will be nice and comfy
that insecurity
You sure you feel like what you are doing is worth while because you seem easily upset at the notion your wasting time and money
>around 12 yo
>playing football with friends
>playing as a goalkeeper
>save a shot but almost break my wrist
>cry like a bitch
apparently they haven't taught you english in the army. back to stormweener
>people study and get a productive career in a meaningful field and contribute to the development and progress of mankind while he's stuck doing menial repetitive tasks for the rest of his life
>so insecure and upset about this he's only left with projecting his frustration onto others
This got my noggin joggin.
Dude she's retarded. She doesn't even know what pool is and you're expecting her to understand etiquette?
That's your apology.
If the choice was /pol or leaf, I'd pick /pol.
you have no idea what you are talking about pasta man. if i had to guess i would say you are highschool aged or finishing highschool and you refuse to drink the coolaid and realize its a scam.
The only thing you should worry about is self improvement and learning valuable skills NOT i-i-i can p-paint a pretty picture and uhhh do this oddly specific thing that wont be needed in a few years.
Not only are you pathetic and weak but you also dont see the bigger picture in anything. You would not survive in war
You'd pick Sup Forums in any case because it's the only echo chamber that won't laugh at your retardation lmao
i just hope you're 12 and trolling cause that's some serious retarded shit. again i suggest you go to Sup Forums or Sup Forums if anything because these boards are more suited for your low IQ
> he thinks Sup Forums is for people with high iqs.
Have you read the comments on this board? Completely retarded opinions that no one except a memer would have. On top of that
Sup Forums Sup Forums Sup Forums Sup Forums and Sup Forums are all the same board. Same memes same retards just crossing over to shit post.
ausbro you dont think going to uni is justified in any way? Where would you go instead if you wanted to be a doctor/architect/ engineer???
>lel if u dont go to college and owe a debt to them for the rest of your adult life then y-you're a stupid dumb pants c-cause i am like totally guaranteed a higher salary and a better job, g-go back to pol xD
Nice logic there mario. any idiot can go to college these days, they are practically giving away degrees. if I wanted to at any point i could go to uni and still have my trade to fall back on if i cant find a job in the field straight away
Im sure ma and papa will be very proud of you
Can confirm college is a scam unless you're going to become a doctor or something medical related.
I fell for the stem meme and got an engineering degree. The whole job is on the job training. College was a waste of money and time. Not to mention they lie to you in college about earnings. Engineers don't make that much money for how much they have to work.
You did nothing wrong mate
The fact that everyone got mad because you flattened the useless plum is by the by
he's not wrong but edgy Sup Forums users who wouldn't make eye contact in real life refuse to do something as 'beta' as this lmao
somewhat agree
In my experience, 70% of the job is on the job training. I still think half of time spent in college is useless tho (engi degree here takes 5 yrs)
PAJEET POO IN LOO
LMFAO XDXD
>this 40 yo balding virgin is going back to school to prove some guy he never met wrong
lmao can you get more pathetic than this?
you sound like a brainlet.
first of all the purpose of higher education isn't training for a job.
>engineer
lol that explains it i guuess
that would be too 1941
What does it explain?
On the street
>be me
>play GAA
>training time
>practice match
>ball thrown up between me and team mate
>catch ball and try to spin away
>accidentally punch team mate in the jaw
>break his jaw
Stopped playing GAA after that year, wasn't the first time I hurt someone playing sport, realised contact sport wasn't for me, for the safety of everyone else.
>trade jobs are how people make bank
Holy fucking shit are you this deluded?
>the bigger picture
>is welding pieces of metal together
This is the most autistic thread I've ever seen and that's saying something.
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Based toothpaste describing what just happened good job mate thats the final verdict glad you see it that way team leaf