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The garage
edition

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>4 seconds off
I lose again

hmmm

*say's the N word in public*

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how do you guys feel about the blacks?

>late to the thread
>late to post i was late to the thread

just kill me and my thread famalan

who here /best motoring/

youtube.com/watch?v=mSLJV_F3W-E

*taps your ass*

Janny's gonna be unhappy, buds

literally who

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Do you actually like Cara? She is ugly

>have to watch a video for a class
>professor says it's about minute and 25 seconds
>check it
>it's actually about an hour and 25 minutes

what in gods name is wrong with her tits

going to bed guys

can't even stay awake posting
won't take a shower which is sort of gross but whatever
I think I have dysthymia.
alright everyone good night im about to collapse as the eminem song goes

PA makes me sad and I want to move out but my parents will be sad. also PA making me sad is partly actually my own shortcomings I will just carry with me
oka night evetyone i am flaing aslpee again

Busy day tomorrow

>not being able to appreciate some nice torpedo tits

Comfy dreams bud

I
really
really
REALLLY
FUCKING
HATE
NIGGERS

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listen to my friend radio

You have autism or some shit? I'm taking to you autist

my grandpappy almost drowned because of a tojo torpedo

Goodnight buds

I hope you have a nice night

You are taking me where?

goodnight, have fun cuddling with the bf

did he sound autistic?

TALKING you fucker, it's a typo. I asked if you thought Cara is actually attractive because I think sh'es not. She's got the nice big eyebrows but that's it

Stop watching porn.
Start watching hockey.

this anime is going places

Are you calling me autistic because i didn't reply to you? and then insulted me because i can't read your mind and know what you intended to post instead of what you posted.

Are you -perhaps by any chance- drunk?

no that's me

I said before I had drank but it's no excuse for you to be acting like an autist, just answer the question

>tfw ywn be a nurse in nippon

Yes, she is really cute.

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call that number for requests he's my budd

I'm actually cute in real life

>usually go to sleep at 11:30 so I can wake up in time for class and work
>do it on weekends too because I've got no life
>being madman tonight and staying up late
Still up at 1:10, buds

Bad taste

conway listen
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tell him to play this youtube.com/watch?v=X6VC9zAd6lM


Its too late for me to make a call

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ok. I'll tell him. can't guarantee. if the university doesn't have it then he can't play it.

y

PROVe IT

because he's my friend and I told him I would tell people to listen

lmao if you think I'm waking up an a saturday to go do dumb shit you can fucking forget it /lmao

>I usually get to class 10 minutes early
>girl who sits next to me starts talking with me before I even sit down
>professor ends up being 10 minutes late
>ended up talking with her for the whole 20 minutes
I don't know how I did it.

ok I told him. he said he'll try to find the cd. he will message me if he finds it

Should I make chicken nuggets or pizza rolls?

BOOOO

Pizza nuggets

The best thing I managed this year, was an akward chat for like 10 minutes with some guy before we were going to our french test.

>see a guy from a class I had last year while walking to a class
>talked with him for a few minutes
I don't think I'm as autistic as I think I am.

Go to the grocery store and buy some chicken breasts. Check the discount area or buy them in bulk. Preheat the oven to 450, get out a cooking tray and put some tin foil on it. While the oven is heating up, coat a few chicken breasts in garlic powder, onion powder, paprika, oregano, rosemany, salt, pepper, butter, and some parmesan cheese. When the oven is ready, put the chicken breasts in and keep them in there for 20 minutes, taking them out briefly halfway to flip them onto their other side.

It's 1:21 AM and I don't want to make anything that isn't microwaved. I don't eat microwaved junk all the time, you know.

just posted the wrong thing in a Sup Forums post time to hang myself friendos

f

first ring suburbs

It wasn't even that bad, I just didn't really know what to talk about besides university related stuff and he obviously didn't had some topics to talk about either, yet he wouldn't leave.

victorian poofters

Man im so tired but i wanna continue reading /cum/

i love all of you

would really like cara and a skyline

fuck i think I', drunk

florida is an architectural wasteland

is he gonna play it or not, Ima bout to go to bed

he said he would message me if he found it. he hasn't so I guess I'm really sorry

God's country

delet this.

>Cum

Northeastern North America is literally the best region in the world

>there are retards in /cum/ running open SMB ports RIGHT NOW when an NSA exploit kit just got leaked to every streetshitter and chink in the eastern hemisphere
zmap don't lie

>implying I put my real location

LMAO

Who cares I have nothing to hide

I am defintluy drunrk

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>he thinks a VPN protects him from port forwarding
stay in school

>i don't need free speech because I have nothing to say

I endorse this sentiment

>tfw no gf

WE'Z KANGZ

what are they gonna do, DDOS my uni?

Tell me when you had free speech in the past 250 years LOL

real nigga hours more like real depression hours

I want to protect my privacy, but there's too much of a learning curve and an ongoing requirement to stay on top of late issues.

I use a VPN (except for Sup Forums because all the servers are banned by Sup Forums), plus privacybadger and uBlock and Windows Defender and turned off WebRTC and have some addon that tries to turn off fingerprints.

That does stuff right?

>tfw made a Tinder account once
>got matches
>talked with girls
>ghosted them as soon as they showed any interest in have relations of the sexual nature
Who else /autist/ here

>ghosted them as soon as they showed any interest in have relations of the sexual nature

Me too man.

My confidence with girls goes like
>shy off the start
>she hints at being interested, and my confidence picks up
>I act suave and make jokes
>she eventually suggests something sexual, or that she's interested in dating
>I get really awkward and tell her I have a girlfriend (sometimes boyfriend, they don't seem to pry as much), or that I'm coping from a nasty breakup and that I need to go home and return some videotapes

cybersecurity is retarded because determined hackers can access any network thats connected to the internet

So basically, we're safe from the FBI
good to know

>showed any interest in have relations of the sexual nature
Literally all of high school.
I've had several girls try to pull that shit on me.
I just want friends. I was unautistic enough to realize they were hitting on me but I didn't want any of that shit, dammit. I just wanted somebody to talk to about stuff.

I am disappointed in myself for keeping this weird autistic friendzoning shit into my senior year, but whatever.

*downloads a movie*

I'm exactly the same. I can talk to girls just fine until they show the slightest bit of interest, then I shut down.

illegalyy?

*watches the movie with you*

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perhaps

I bet he's about to go post on /r9k/

are online dating sites a scam?
I have asiandate account because I hope to find a qt asian but I don't think it's very safe.

>talking to qt
>just want to be friends to talk
>she gets a bf
>see her less
>her messages become delayed and eventually stop
>kind of disappointed for not being her bf instead

>I have asiandate account because I hope to find a qt asian

You wouldn't steal a car would you????