I can't see my keyboard edition
/brit/
4 handles? wierd
the waifu from my other lifu
i was just referring to on a recreational night out you spacker
Colonised an entire continent on the other side of the planet so that one day they would grow up to make /brit/ threads for us
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*sucks your willy*
I can see my keyboard just fine. Friendly reminder that if you can't double shift then you're a handlet.
>remeber your most cringe moment
Don't reply to me unless you've got something worthwhile to say. (You don't)
hello marfans
was your mother a duck?
alrigh'
bucks is that you
another angle of my AR, what would you name it?
and how'd that guy know i was the commieposter, do I have a reputation already? hmmm
OI!!! JANNY!!!
Your keyboard is fucked mate, get ahold of yourself
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your mum gives a good double shift
no
*gets ahold of self*
You've got creepy fuckin hands
hey that's my image I didn't give you permission to save it
i would name it "ar 15" for "assault rifle 15"
nevermind then
AR is for armalite as in "me little armalite kills ulsters"
lied to get out of a party again
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Stop posting spooky hands
>double shifting on a fucking LAPTOP keyboard
l m a o
(You)
(You)
(You)
hey mate,
what kind of dog is this?
cheers,
Dave
"Shart Attack" featuring Neil Pooshatton
Like to pretend my autism is an irl gimmick and I could be normal if i chose to
Things Britons will never understand:
>saying funny things in a British accent
>having no school on Good Friday
>Easter Egg hunts
>Halloween
>leaving milk and cookies for Santa Claus
>dumping your milk in cookies
>a proper meatloaf
>seeing which one of your mates can do the best British accent
>local microbrewed beer from a master brewer
>eating fine Italian food from an Italian family
>having a properly cooked pizza
>chocolate milk
>eating at KFC
>owning guns and weapons
>driving on the not-left side of the road
>pick up trucks
>monster trucks
>seeing cows in the pasture
>driving long distances
fourth poster below this is a runtoid
STOP!!!
Fuck that kills after a while
properly autistic propaganda
went to the rugby last week and got depressed seeing all the qt uni girls
One thing we don't have here that I would like to try is 'pumpkin pie'.
Always looks nice in TV shows and movies.
>dumping your milk in cookies
ah yes
mate
runtoid
Wow you've got long toes
Apple music has been giving me pretty shit recommendations recently
what the hell is wrong with your thumb?
have done quite a few of these things
Can tell by your hands that you have phimosis
it's pretty fuckin good yea
It's perspective mate
hahahahaha the fuck is your thumb
yeah ama
It's not like normal pie. The texture is almost pudding like
something someone with a fucked thumb would say
yeah sure
you're just an insecure thumblet
Literally everyone on Sup Forums has phimosis. Probably fordyce spots too.
Pumpkins are a shit tier vegetable.
>australia is anglo
literally all my mates are either at least 50% Italian or 100% Italian. My unrelated uncle and aunt are both 100% Italian as well which means my cousins are only 50% anglo.
I don't (I do)
>fordyce spots
guilty
how so oh wise spaniard
re. post #73610422
The following are low quality bait design to trigger a (You) from Brits
>having no school on Good Friday
>Easter Egg hunts
>Halloween
>local microbrewed beer from a master brewer
>eating fine Italian food from an Italian family
>having a properly cooked pizza
>seeing cows in the pasture
Note: Italian-american food is literally shit-tier
Note: Brtis leave out sherry, mince pies and carrots for santa & his reindeer
Note: Whilst Brits to experience this, it is a shitty yank import and should be eradicated rom the UK
Eeeeeeeyyy whensa YOUR Dolmio day amichi!?!? Heheyyy! Wahey! Pasta de la pizza!
that's true, because they're fruit
I suggest getting new mates
I remember attempting to stay up all night to catch Santa dropping down the chimney but always fell asleep too early.
What a literal retard I am.
why didn't we get any italians
cara 2bh lads
MUMMY SAYS MY THUMB IS JUST FINE
i have fordyce spots but not runtmosis
bet you're from melbourne
Go down to the kitchen, make a sandwich and coffee?
>tfw fordyce spot
>will have to explain to my first partner (yes it will happen) that i dont have an STD
i am
hey yall
>yes it will happen
need to poo
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Christmas not long away! Here's my early present to /brit/
I've got 2 white pearly penile papules right under my frenulum and fucking nowhere else on my dick. It looks 100% like an STD (but I know it's not because I have never seen a vagina).
Not particularly bothered because I will die a virgin.
>>having no school on Good Friday
Okay sure
>>Easter Egg hunts
Okay sure
>>Halloween
You don't celebrate Halloween
>>local microbrewed beer from a master brewer
You wouldn't understand.
>>having a properly cooked pizza
Chicago is the home of the Pizza
>>seeing cows in the pasture
Your mom on the toilet doesn't count
OI!!! lad will NOT be pleased
wish I didn't spend all my money on things I don't need and on things I do need
kinda makes you wonder how many trannies you've seen irl given how feminine these look
just'bou't'cook't'ol'con'n'gg'sarnie lads
OI!!!!! pack it in!!
>Not particularly bothered because I will die a virgin.
good lad
lad
but that's you
> yanks are so naive and uncultured they think having a local brewery is a new and crazy concept and call it "microbrews"
Really embarrassing
Potential date coming up during the week. Will probably sabotage myself in some way
and i am NOT pleased one bit
Honestly I have never, EVER, seen a tranny picture online that my brain hasn't instantly recognised as a man. The brow, jaw, shoulders and hands give it away instantly.
Might be interesting in a few years when the kids who managed to get put on HRT before puberty hit grow up, they will probably be legit passable. But for now it's just mentally ill white men playing dress up before they inevitably kill themselves.
>atomic IPA: now with extra hops and bitterness
yanks digust me to my very core
u got a fat ugly thumb
why are they so OBSESSED with IPAs
baffling
do we call him phismo lad or thumb lad?
I have the ol sis and a 4inch penis lmao