/brit/

I can't see my keyboard edition

4 handles? wierd

the waifu from my other lifu

i was just referring to on a recreational night out you spacker

Colonised an entire continent on the other side of the planet so that one day they would grow up to make /brit/ threads for us

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*sucks your willy*

I can see my keyboard just fine. Friendly reminder that if you can't double shift then you're a handlet.

>remeber your most cringe moment

Don't reply to me unless you've got something worthwhile to say. (You don't)

hello marfans

was your mother a duck?

alrigh'

bucks is that you

another angle of my AR, what would you name it?

and how'd that guy know i was the commieposter, do I have a reputation already? hmmm

OI!!! JANNY!!!

Your keyboard is fucked mate, get ahold of yourself

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your mum gives a good double shift

no

*gets ahold of self*

You've got creepy fuckin hands

hey that's my image I didn't give you permission to save it

i would name it "ar 15" for "assault rifle 15"

nevermind then

AR is for armalite as in "me little armalite kills ulsters"

lied to get out of a party again

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Stop posting spooky hands

>double shifting on a fucking LAPTOP keyboard

l m a o

(You)
(You)
(You)

hey mate,

what kind of dog is this?

cheers,

Dave

"Shart Attack" featuring Neil Pooshatton

Like to pretend my autism is an irl gimmick and I could be normal if i chose to

Things Britons will never understand:

>saying funny things in a British accent
>having no school on Good Friday
>Easter Egg hunts
>Halloween
>leaving milk and cookies for Santa Claus
>dumping your milk in cookies
>a proper meatloaf
>seeing which one of your mates can do the best British accent
>local microbrewed beer from a master brewer
>eating fine Italian food from an Italian family
>having a properly cooked pizza
>chocolate milk
>eating at KFC
>owning guns and weapons
>driving on the not-left side of the road
>pick up trucks
>monster trucks
>seeing cows in the pasture
>driving long distances

fourth poster below this is a runtoid

STOP!!!

Fuck that kills after a while

properly autistic propaganda

went to the rugby last week and got depressed seeing all the qt uni girls

One thing we don't have here that I would like to try is 'pumpkin pie'.

Always looks nice in TV shows and movies.

>dumping your milk in cookies
ah yes

mate

runtoid

Wow you've got long toes

Apple music has been giving me pretty shit recommendations recently

what the hell is wrong with your thumb?

have done quite a few of these things

Can tell by your hands that you have phimosis

it's pretty fuckin good yea

It's perspective mate

hahahahaha the fuck is your thumb

yeah ama

It's not like normal pie. The texture is almost pudding like

something someone with a fucked thumb would say

yeah sure

you're just an insecure thumblet

Literally everyone on Sup Forums has phimosis. Probably fordyce spots too.

Pumpkins are a shit tier vegetable.

>australia is anglo

literally all my mates are either at least 50% Italian or 100% Italian. My unrelated uncle and aunt are both 100% Italian as well which means my cousins are only 50% anglo.

I don't (I do)

>fordyce spots
guilty

how so oh wise spaniard

re. post #73610422

The following are low quality bait design to trigger a (You) from Brits
>having no school on Good Friday
>Easter Egg hunts
>Halloween
>local microbrewed beer from a master brewer
>eating fine Italian food from an Italian family
>having a properly cooked pizza
>seeing cows in the pasture

Note: Italian-american food is literally shit-tier
Note: Brtis leave out sherry, mince pies and carrots for santa & his reindeer
Note: Whilst Brits to experience this, it is a shitty yank import and should be eradicated rom the UK

Eeeeeeeyyy whensa YOUR Dolmio day amichi!?!? Heheyyy! Wahey! Pasta de la pizza!

that's true, because they're fruit

I suggest getting new mates

I remember attempting to stay up all night to catch Santa dropping down the chimney but always fell asleep too early.

What a literal retard I am.

why didn't we get any italians

cara 2bh lads

MUMMY SAYS MY THUMB IS JUST FINE

i have fordyce spots but not runtmosis

bet you're from melbourne

Go down to the kitchen, make a sandwich and coffee?

>tfw fordyce spot
>will have to explain to my first partner (yes it will happen) that i dont have an STD

i am

hey yall

>yes it will happen

need to poo

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Christmas not long away! Here's my early present to /brit/

I've got 2 white pearly penile papules right under my frenulum and fucking nowhere else on my dick. It looks 100% like an STD (but I know it's not because I have never seen a vagina).

Not particularly bothered because I will die a virgin.

>>having no school on Good Friday
Okay sure
>>Easter Egg hunts
Okay sure
>>Halloween
You don't celebrate Halloween
>>local microbrewed beer from a master brewer
You wouldn't understand.
>>having a properly cooked pizza
Chicago is the home of the Pizza
>>seeing cows in the pasture
Your mom on the toilet doesn't count

OI!!! lad will NOT be pleased

wish I didn't spend all my money on things I don't need and on things I do need

kinda makes you wonder how many trannies you've seen irl given how feminine these look

just'bou't'cook't'ol'con'n'gg'sarnie lads

OI!!!!! pack it in!!

>Not particularly bothered because I will die a virgin.
good lad

lad

but that's you

> yanks are so naive and uncultured they think having a local brewery is a new and crazy concept and call it "microbrews"

Really embarrassing

Potential date coming up during the week. Will probably sabotage myself in some way

and i am NOT pleased one bit

Honestly I have never, EVER, seen a tranny picture online that my brain hasn't instantly recognised as a man. The brow, jaw, shoulders and hands give it away instantly.

Might be interesting in a few years when the kids who managed to get put on HRT before puberty hit grow up, they will probably be legit passable. But for now it's just mentally ill white men playing dress up before they inevitably kill themselves.

>atomic IPA: now with extra hops and bitterness

yanks digust me to my very core

u got a fat ugly thumb

why are they so OBSESSED with IPAs

baffling

do we call him phismo lad or thumb lad?

I have the ol sis and a 4inch penis lmao