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T-Dot edition

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might go for a walk

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sorry. didn't realise monkeys have feelings

can't wait till north korea collapses desu

i'm 21 and still on my fucking Ls

Why don't you smoke?

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Doing a 'cide before Monday comes.

I'm not a runt

that's even more racist

bit sad looking at N korea soldier parades and thinking about how most will be dead in a few years

Don't know what this means

nicotene makes me feel ill

learner plates (pre-license)

nah

dying for their glorious leader is how they'd want to go out

plodding normingtons

my brother's 23 and hasn't got a drivers license

i mean can you believe? what!

Just back from Squash lads

gonna whip up some nice lunch then meet the lads at t'pub

never bothered learning to drive

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>i can only drive automatic too

Fucking hell mate maybe get some extra driving lessons if you're having problems.

There is an idea of a Jared Kushner, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

>cunt.png

Arca released a new album if you like experimental electronic music

I never bothered to drive because I moved to londonistan at 18 but now I'm having to learn at 27 because I moved out to somewhere with greenery and clean air and stuff lol

Be it a rock or agrain of sand, in water they sink as the same.

Reckon I could snap any of you skinny jeans wearing twigs in 2

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*kisses you*

saw a brit saying FOY to a potatoman for posting using the terms liberal and conservative

weren't the terms political terms liberal and conservative used in british politics before US politics were even relevant?

watching scott pilgrim on a saturday night
dire

nah, i like to think i have the wisdom to accept the things i cannot change

i'll never scale mount everest or invent the quantum computer, and chances are that neither will you, no matter how hard you try

>this guy gets to go balls deep in ivanka
why is this allowed?

>mfw someone responds with "howling" or some variant thereof to my post

It's the context in which they were used

*kills a cyclist*

Going to bake some baguettes today I think

nice directing but ultimately michael cera ruins everything he's in

>It's a yank

Maybe you're not actually bad at driving you're just panicking.

Who wants to taste my general tso...you want to taste my general tso
I'm-a give it to you now
Who like my chopstick
hit you when I shit with my little-ass dick. Yellow
If you wanna see me eat Jell-O
I never seen nothin' like you before
I can kick you higher than you can kick me
I can kick you way up into a tree
Who wants a taste of my oo-long tea? Ho ha ho ha ho chi chi
Everybody in the phone book name Chang wanna see my wang?
Neva Good God hit the gong with a bang. WAAA?
Everybody wanna see me throw a fireball but that's not right not in real life
You will fall down and break a leg
Everybody wanna see me break an egg? Well I don't
but I like fried rice and I got lice
Ching chow woah ching wang woo wice
that ain't nice Four for the cookie I only touch it twice
Delivery is free but not from me I only charge a dolla fifty
fifty five. wanna see me GO GAA? Hit you with the lang. HAI YA!

yes they were, british people just like being snowflakes

they will claim the word liberal is used differently in the UK but literally every news organisation these days uses the same definition of liberal and so does one of their parties (The Liberal Democrats).

you deserved it laddo :)
I've been saving that cyclone debbie one for a while

Stupid Americanised twat

possibly but i take enough benzos to kill an elephant most days so i dunno

maybe read like 3 or 4 words my dude

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War when I hit you with the shit do a split
Take a shit have to go eat my shit kung-fu
Want my buffet? You fucking gay, ah
Wai-lo hit you with the hay Stay the fuck away
Hit you in the balls. Only Americans eat duck sauce
And my soy sauce is for you, I can put it in your shoe
Watch this- I can tiptoe while you take a piss
In my bathroom spy on you while your little boy shits
WAAAAAAAAI-YAH!
I can kick you if you don't pay the bill
And if you want a little mint, that's fifty cent, bitch
Everything cost a little bit
So don't expect nothin for free, at least from me Ching Chang Chewie
I got you from Taiwan city and Hong Kong
I just smoked a bong and I can do it all night long
And don't mistake me for a Viet Cong
I can get you and tackle you take you never see me
When I get you and make you
Rope you up and put you in a bamboo cage and make you feel all my rage
Poke you with a little stick till you page your buddies to come napalm me
God damn that shit burned blew away my whole city
Ho Chi Minh Shoot a load on your chin
God damn thats a sad goygo goodbye
And if you wanna come on in
You can work in to my world where the yellow shit begins HAI YA
Can't be tamed
I got shit to control your brain and it's called
Egg Foo Yung, En Lo Main
So come on in baby and have it just the same HAI YA! HAAAAAH!
No wok tow ung di day
HA, I don't suppose ha haha Huh?
huhhhuhu huh

go suck off a corndog ameriboo

Why does everyone here take benzos?

idk I think it's terrible overall

shall NOT be reading this

>corndog

FOY

the 'ol mum always yammering on about salty food

does she have a point? is salt literally poison?

lying in bed

to soften the blow of the pitiful tedious existence we've created for ourselves

Keeps the benzo-induced anxiety at bay

This sounds very familiar but I can't quite remember where from

Durch den werden wir alle verrecken!

Never go in the garden when dad is out there gardening because he'll ask me to help haha

nice quads jap

is there a reason michael cera looks the way he does? has generally being unfit fucked his looks or is he just sick from something?

my country actually uses the correct definition of Liberal

it's your country that has been YANKED. I'm just stating facts.

shall NOT be reading this

Französische Schülerinnen schießen besser!

American psycho, Bateman's opening monologue

I still see people make reference to "soft l liberal"s

Doing some gardening, already know my pitiful weed of a son will NOT be helping

He'd probably just get weedol in his eyes if he tried though the useless cunt

Imagine being the go to actor for a young white beta male. As soon as he's too old his career is done.

Probably something to do with his weight loss, he was quite chubby when he was younger

>wake up
>not British

thank GOD lads

t.abbo

tomorrow's the day, lads

Husband is out in the garden, wish my failure of a son would clear off out the house, but the scrawny git certainly won't offer to help with the gardening.

ah thanks

>>wake up
>>not British
>thank GOD lads

How do Americans eat peas?

Could you handle her?

there's probably a market for older washed up white beta males

he wasn't fat in arrested development, never thought about it before but he looked pretty normal there

they don't

depends how much of it you eat. It's fine in smaller quantities + who wants bland food?

yes but if it's a man, no

this is the day
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>sorry boss, we don't have small packets of tobacco anymore, new government rules

amazonian tier

A British anime?

What in tarnation

very hungry but no money for food

going out for lunch tomorrow anyway so I'l probably just fast until then

Why on earth would he call me boss

As-salamu alaykum

>i'm unemployed

sold!

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I Love Scotland

how have you managed that?

It's like you've never been to a paki shop, they always call you boss instead of sir

subservient mindset of the 'sheed