Am an dog

Am an dog
Woof woof woof
Any other fellow cool dogz?

>woof
>woof woof
>woof, woof!

>anyway....

>woof, woof woof woof, woof
>woof!

Silly human, thinking he can talk dog, pls only return when you have food

Nice pupper my man looks like a depressed turd!

Fucking SPONGBOB duvet.

Pls no compare me to turd, am good doggo, play fetch, get news papre, am good, you bad, you an bad man growl

Doggo hate spongebob, bad owner wouldn't listen that I need a good doggo themed duvet for my photo, I tell him "Bad owner, no!" but he no listen

>OP
pic related

MFW My dog is much better than yours...

You fookin wot u little shit I'll fucking hiss at you and slap your balls!

he is bad hooman, we must bite him like we bite on toast

You know it

WTF that looks like me! Tell good pupper I say hi fellow lurcher, good hooman for posting

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pls no! I go to bed, pls no

Yes, the doggo is taking over by pushing over his naught hooman owner, take her down fellow cool dog!

You little turd I'ma flush your ass down the toilet and remove your testicles!

I'm sorry master, let me just...
NYAH! *BITES* YOU JUST GOT BIT YOU NUTY HOOMAN YOU HAV LOST HAHAHAHAH
>:3

That's it you nutty little peanut shit! I'm gettin the hack saw! Get the fuck over here so I can shove my thumb in your ass!

NOOO, am sowwy, was being playful, I let you go ok? ok?!

I'm gonna play with your removed balls and use them as tennis balls! You gonna make a good jizz sock!

Ha! Joke on u siwwy hooman, am alredy nootered!

You little shit, I'm going to stitch some balls on and pull them off while jizzing in your chocolate mouth!

>Doggo Bump

That it! am sik of beeing buwwied bi u hooman! I wil ripp offff ur bals and put them on me insted!

forgot my image

I must go now, my owner is on way bak, by by!