S/fur caffinates

s/fur caffinates

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You ever try to tell a texan they need to have less of something?
"Whadja mean I need LESS gun? Hunting squirrels with an APC is my right!"
"I'll make a 3 story lifted ford 1500X if I want to, pardner."
"You can't tell me this child sized 512 ounce soda is bad for me! I'll buy a 55 gallon drum if I damn well please!"

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No I have not. But my coworker recently informed me of a company down in texas called Porkchoppers that lets you shoot pigs from a helicopter.

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Yep. They have annual, I think, contests to win a free ride where they let you use an M-60. Not sure if it's mounted or not, but I assume it is.

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Thank god for the glorious republic of Texas

This is better quality

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ah. Coolio. Couldn't find the original set of sketches it was from.

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Tired/

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How is everyone?

Meh.

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Bout where I am. Birthday sucked. Might fap I guess.

All the same, Storing dead niggers, drinking fresh coffee. You?

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