Hey b, when was the last time you had something deep in your ass?

hey b, when was the last time you had something deep in your ass?

like a few days ago

It was as long as my forearm

Hmmm 3 days?

Last month. Used some knock-off Bad Dragon sex toy.

how was it?

do you have big forearms?

also, do you have four big arms?

This was my favorite toy for years.
I could bury it balls deep in my ass.

I was mostly doing it as practice but every time I use it, it turns into this whole riding ordeal. Amazing orgasms, user.

did you use the apple or were you just peckish?

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also relevant

Damn straight.

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I could fit two apples in my ass.
The Rambone is 16 inches long.

but were you able to put the apples and the dildo in your ass?

Sometimes, yes. Just in order to push the apples deeper into my ass.

why is there only one apple in the photo when uou say you could fit teo in your ass? did you have one in your ass alrready? sorry i have autism and i get very agitated when things are mot correxct anmd cleaar

Lol i threw my dildo away after someone convinced me to give them a demo in an instagram dm i felt tricked and dirty so i havent been interested lol

For several years I go on scavenger hunts for anything fucksble. Usually weighted objects that could be buried deep for all day wear.

did you ever find anything bigger than a submarine because i omce found a submarine

The desire will hit you again soon, user. Don't let others ruin your pleasure. .

sorry, who are you? did you even answer the actual question that's literally in tje first post?

Aneros Progasm. 2 days ago. Came buckets.

how do you mamage to fit buckets through your urethra?

me again why wm i even alive rigjt now

Keith.
Last time was several years ago.
I used to love huge dildos.
I don't own them anymore.

Years of stretching exercises.

Thanks for the support. Any suggestions what i should take in my ass next?

hi kenneth its a pleadure to mert uou my mame is cindy i also like huge dildos and i wishj i wads dead

Last time I shit

Whatever will fit.
Several golf balls are fun.

Start taking Pueraria Mirifica to grow some tits.

2 days, felt so good

I stuck 11 sharpies in my pooper one time, stretched me out.

ok daddy anything for you (btw if this is keith im sorry i called you kenneth, i must have misheard you)

A whole set of anal beads. Loved it.

youre not supposed to put PENS in yjere!!! youre supposed to put PENIS!!! m

About a day ago, I usually have my bad dragon in my butt while I'm fapping

That's Ok ...
Fun to carry around inside you is a 12 oz soda can.

I borrowed a 9 inch horse dildo from a friend and took it to the base

ok ill keep that in mind daddy keith anything for daddy

i siurremder to keith

my bum is for keiths eyes only, no peeking everyonebelse!!!

Nice bum bb how many apples can it take

What did your friend say?
How many peoplehave used it?

i dont like appoles they made my baby teeth wobbly do you like apppls keith? how mqny apples do yoi thinkl will fot in my bum hole?

Very nice. Now show Daddy your sissy clit.

Just me, my buddy, and the dildo testers in the warehouse.

Uhh, she has a fuck ton of dildos but I'm pretty sure just her and me.
It was 10 inches useable and like 12 inches in total.
Phanny boy

are you keith? daddy? im lost

daddy keith can you hear me

im scared

Mmm what does she look like

She looks like a horse cock

Oh crap, you were talking about my friend, not the dildo. Okay.

Average and a little butchy
Phanny boy

About 2 months ago, I had a colonoscopy

kek daddy keith

Nice bot thread.

'bot' as in 'bottom' yeah guys?!

About a year ago. Think it gave me an anal fissure.