Venom "Punished" Eli

>tfw no one will remember you after you retire
>tfw everyone will remember your brother
>tfw everyone will remember the GOAT, who you beat in the Superbowl...Twice
>tfw people keep calling you a retard or autistic
>tfw you can't even go Super Saiyan in fourth quarter anymore
>tfw your career will end on a whimper

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i know someone who will remember him.

>Fucking Mannings
>Literally the only reason why I don't have eight Superbowl rings
>Literally the only reason why I'm unofficially the GOAT
>Literally the only reason why I'm not officially the GOAT

Fuck the Mannings.

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Stop, faggot.

>no one will remember you after you retire
Eli will get into the hall of fame.
Pretty sure he will be remembered.

>Only person to beat Brady in the Owl.
>Ended the 18-1 season in legendary upset
>Wont be remembered

Ok, sure thing buddy.

Tony Romo is a future HoF? What the fuck

Nah, he has no shot if he retired tomorrow. Almost zero playoff success

Romo wouldn't have the least playoff wins of a hof qb and would tie Fouts and Moon if he gets 1 more.

Eli's had the flukiest career of any pro sport athlete ever.

He's always been an average, even below average QB but still has two rings. He doesn't fuck up enough to get replaced but he doesn't carry teams.

Truly one of a kind.

When you'll never be as good as the bad man and his meme magic

someone has never heard of Jim Plunkett. a below .500 (77-80) with 2 rings.

Should be, but QBs are judged by team performance instead of individual performance for whatever stupid ass reason

It will be remembered that the Giants did 18-1, but history will forget the quarterback of that game.

This.

What position did Eli play on defense?

What are other athletes who will be remembered for being "bestias negras" for top athletes like Brady?

He has the stats for it.

In boreball Denis Martinez made Barry Bonds his bitch

>dat wishful thinking
Brady isn't the type to linger on bad memories. He would not have accomplished so much if he did.

he'll be in the giants ring of honor at the most.

he was accomplished well before those games. that was his prime, he was supposed to drop a 30 burger on them like his idol joey did to the broncucks. but eli swung the bigger dick.

Send him to buffalo

we need his brady smashing powers