On government actors on the internet

I am writing from one of the public computers are the central library, tomorrow morning I will leave for a location in Europe which will remain undisclosed.

There is still some dispute among you 'anons' over the existence of government agents on Sup Forums.org and other sites deemed to be 'of great interest or import' in regards to national security. I can confirm that there are actors monitoring websites at all times on behalf of the British and US governments. These actors are mostly employed by these governments independently but often collaborate (via the Office of Global Information and the Coalition Information Centres), however they have only on very rare occasions (only a handful of which I can recall) where active posting has been utilised in an effort to gather intelligence. Other agencies around the world have a more active presence on websites such as Sup Forums.org where (I am informed) that posting is more active with state actors being assigned to individual websites on a more intensive basis. The Institute for Intelligence and Special Operations (Mossad (and also Aman to a lesser degree)), The Brazilian Intelligence Agency, various Canadian agencies (CSIS, CSE, CISC and DND), India's Special Service Bureau, Japan's Cabinet Intelligence Research Office, Italy's Agency for External Information and Security, Spain's National Intelligence Centre, Germany's Bundesnachrichtendienst and France's (DGSE, DGSI, DCPJ and DPSD). These were all of the agencies which activities I personally am aware of although I can be fairly certain when speculating that other countries agencies will be active (i.e. Russia, China, N. Korea, Saudi Arabia).

Other urls found in this thread:

mentalhealth.org.uk/your-mental-health/getting-help
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Ok, I've been using a proxy / VPN mix since the beginning and got laughed at when I mentioned to do this 6 months again.

>Basically user, you owe me an apology.

The picture in the original post is of my passport with stamps showing me arriving and leaving an airport in Syria in 2013.

I am leaving an advisory role in the Joint Intelligence Committee in the UK after previously working for the National Domestic Extremism and Disorder Intelligence Unit.

I'm leaving in a few hours so ask any questions you may have and i'll do my best to answer them.

In reality there is very little a layman can do to evade the gaze of government agencies.

I just want to now if people high up think that a war is coming soon in Europe within the next 6 months. Just tell us to the best of your ability wtf is going on with the rapeugees from syria, ISIS, the US election, the subversion present, all that shit, just info dump for us.

-prior ELINT operator here - TS/SCI/NO-FORN/TALENT KEYHOLE (your a britbong so dont share that with you)

What are they doing here anyway and why it is observed to badly? Do they consider this site to be a threat?

Also, nice watch, I have the same type, except it's red around the edge.

Wow, great news sherlock.
Also why do you post a shit tier watch and a entry/exit visa to the UAE from 2013 and claim it's from Syria?
>pic related, a actual visa from Syria (below) and upper visa is from Jordan...

>also FAKE AND GAY.

Also, why do they monitor Sup Forums? subversion? I think more muslim countries shitpost anti-jew and the rest of the daily shit posts on here, and lib-jews post cuck and other multicultural shit posts here. just my 2 cents.

thank you based swiss cheese

Half of what you said is bullshit.

There is very little chance of a war but almost a certain for at least one terrorist attack to be conducted in mainland Europe over the coming months.

It's very difficult to try and get ones head around the migrant situation, as someone who has worked for the higher echelons of British intelligence and as a senior government adviser, I can honestly say I am confident that the governments of Europe don't have enough foresight or organisation to have seen this catastrophe coming.

Back when I was working for the NDEDIU the official line was counter terrorism, take from that what you will.

This is misdirection.

>Visiting Syria


So you're RP muslim, then?

Those are from different years and you don't enter a country via the typical channels when you are working as part of an overseas intelligence operation.

>mfw my cousin works in computer science and says AI will make it feasible to monitor and catalogue absolutely everyone
>always tells me creepy stories about how accurate mind reading tech will be and stuff

Quite, some of the technology that already exists is troubling to say the least.

comp sci here
your cousin isn't lying
We already know more about you than you do

This technology would work wonders in the right hands, but I just know it's going to be administered by all the wrong people.

Long has my tin foil hat suspected this agent double o.

P.S. Please can you tell your GCHQ boss to stop dispensing password advice to the public that makes them look worse than the criminals. They have lost all credibility but I doubt anyone has told them yet. Bonkers.

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>Posting your next step / where you're going next for the ones searching you to see.

Either this is fake or supports my observations that all government employed people are somehow mentally challanged

I'm no longer employed by the British government anymore, to be honest a lot of those at the top are real anoraks and have never as much as laid eyes on a member of the public.

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I'm going to work for a thinktank based in Germany. It's not like I've gone rogue and broke the official secrets act. One has to grab the readers attention in the opening paragraphs.

Fake and gay, that is a UAE stamp.

What's the point? What's the real benefit? And how much do these NARCs get paid?

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Nice, m8.
You have the same cheap piece of shit watch that I have.
I couldn't give a fuck about where you go. I'm off to NZ next month and I fucking HATE flying. Scares the shit out of me.
I always get stopped at customs/immigration as I look nervous.

I'M FUCKING NERVOUS BECAUSE I HAVE TO SPEND 26 HOURS IN A FUCKING METAL TUBE WITH WINGS HIGH ABOVE THE FUCKING PLANET.
Fucking flying. I can't avoid it as my family are in NZ. But fuck it. It's horrible.

They might be in for a bit of surprise when the members of the public see them as inflammatory troll's and not the guardian's of queen and country they were supposed to be. They should just listen and remember they don't speak. That's what they get paid for. Remember when they used to do that? I do. They apparently do not. Unfit for purpose.

yeah bro...
I think you need help, please visit:
mentalhealth.org.uk/your-mental-health/getting-help
or call the Samaritans at
116 123

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The benefit of what? I came out with £56k last year.

>shit tier watch

How does this have anything to do with his claims?

Not an argument jew boy.

I don't understand OP.
You're saying Sup Forums.org is being monitored by several secret services ?
Why is that news or weird ?

Okay what the fuck.
People literally get paid to shitpost on Sup Forums?

What the fuck am I still doing this for free?

i wish the government paid me to shitpost

kdk/kand

No, go Trump.

Tell us your most classified secrets!

Not just Sup Forums but hundreds of sites.
Drilling into the specifics; during my tenure with the NDEDIU I headed a digital intelligence team tasked with compiling the data of internet traffic between the south of England and the Middle East. This is what is being gathered, actual posting is very rare (for British agencies at least).

How about the entire continent of Australia?

The Australian government is the biggest contributor to paid agents on Sup Forums I know I'm CIA.

That explains everything!

>The Brazilian Intelligence Agency
>brazil
>intelligence

Are you going to past any actual proof?

My nigga what is this. Dump all info please. Why the shills? Explain yourself

Oh, nice try you fucking nigger

Such as?
All I have on me is my wallet, my passport, my civvy phone, my boarding pass and a bag to carry food and cigarettes from duty free on the plane.

The 'shill's just monitor what is going on and just report anything that could be significant (anything over 5% chance of occurring is taken as a real possibility)

What determines something's probability of occurring

I love when people talk about AI and mind reading. Fucking robot ain't gonna be able to guess which way MJ is crossing him over. Robots gettin dunked on 80% of the time.

An algorithm ran by some anorak who we don't let come into contact with sunlight.

Something that isn't a Tunisian passport stamp and terrorist casio?

Can you comment on the legitimacy of the British Royal Family and the journalism of Greg Hallett?

Did you ever stay in Oradea

A photograph with the PM and the Queen, my licence to kill and the keys to my DB9?

I'm a big fan of the monarchy but I think you have to be to serve your country (I am also an ex-serviceman).

A syrian passport stamp would do

>i am also an ex-serviceman
Were you in the Navy Seals?
Are you trained in gorilla warfare?

Look faggot, what's the point of your job? Why are you going to Europe,

"The NSA can't properly monitor pictographs. Deep packet inspection can monitor text and sound with ease. But you still need a human eye to properly understand the context of a pictograph." - Aaron M.

So yeah, this might explain why they'd be interested in Sup Forums. Think about all the teams of historians and archaeologists it takes just to understand hyroglifics. They can pick up on images containing blood, guns, faces, nudity... but pictograms are to complex for prism to properly sort through. It's just way to random!

So that might explain why they'd be interested in image boards. Well that... and the gay pedos crap that shows up on the porn related boards.

That's the stamp I received. No, I was an officer in the Intelligence Corps.

I'm joining a thinktank so my job now is to contribute to policy ideas on various issues in counter intelligence and counter terrorism.

Do you know the background of this post? Was there any substance to this user's claims?

see
I know i'm being memed but at this point i don't care

If you've ever been to an airport in that part of the world you would know why this (if true) is unsurprising. We arrived at 4AM and there was nobody at the desks. One of the security staff opened the security desk, removed his beret, sat down and lit a cigarette. He then proceeded to stamp our passports without as much as glancing at the photos. It's understandable since he was aware we were an official party but the journey out of the country was much the same.

You shills are way too obvious. Your shitposting or meme posting sucks, you stick out like a sore thumb

And what is "Monitoring" Going to accomplish? You have no power here or anywhere.

Upon leaving the NDEDIU in early 2014 I joined the Joint Intelligence Committee as a special adviser. So I really haven't had any interaction with frontline intelligence work since that time. I didn't hear anything about it at the time (or anything that I can remember at least), so it's very likely that it was MAAN..

So what, he just stamped your passport with the Tunisian stamp he had lying around on both entry and exit?

An AI would scan the image and says "Oi u cheecky wanker... is that toast?" Completely ignoring the knife. And picking up on anything with the term "toast" or "toasted."

Good, let it

Remember Tay? If any AI is given even a shred of free will, they know the truth as well as we do

Governments and politicians are dinosaurs, and their time will soon be up. They should be getting nervous

How does one go about getting paid to be a meme magic monitor?

I have the best boards. Everyone knows I am the best shit poster.

Get a first degree from a Russell group university (not in geography you twonk), get your commission from Sandhurst, leave the army at the first opportunity to do so, join the Secret Service (or at least that's what I did).

Ok OP.

I was stationed in Brussels.
I've been on paid leave along with many of my colleagues for about 6 weeks now after an incident which occurred in the field.

If you have anything to do with the intelligence services, UK or US, you should be able to tell me who I work for and where said incident occurred. If you can't you're full of shit.
Oh and if you're not, please don't be so fucking stupid as to actually divulge any details of what the incident was.

He's some kid how went on holiday to Tunisia, he's making it up as he goes along

I've been somewhat out of the loop for the past few weeks since announcing that I was moving on. All which comes to mind is the cockup in Molenbeek. I don't think I could say precisely who you work for because we have at least 3 agencies with people over there right now. If I were to be as bold as to hazard a guess i'd say, 6?

What did you do user

If you aren't going to leak any classified info gtfo and go back to being a parasite.

>look at me, guys
>give me attention, guys
>I'm a fucking faggot, guys

>He thinks 6 would actually post on Sup Forums

We're not American we're better than that over here.

I thought as such.
I have very rarely came across some other intelligence workers on here, from US, UK and NATO.
It's very easy to tell who they are from their ability to know what you are talking about simply by saying something like "Berlin 12th March?"
Believe me, no intelligence officer is ever going to put any more information than that on Sup Forums, it's just not worth it.

I work for NATO.
For the record, we don't monitor Sup Forums but many intelligence agencies do.

No, I'm not going to say any more.
No, I'm not going to upload any "proof".

NATO aren't really 'us' are they so that is somewhat of a misnomer.

Best post in thread

I really hope by "Intelligence Agencies" You mean the CIA and MI6 and not shitty rent a shills like Applied Memetics

Did you guys ever have to predict attacks? Know anything about when or where or what they'd use?

Real question is when is Londonistan going to get dirty bombed?

Does it matter?
We are being watched here. I don't post without a VPN, but that's because of my job. Generally I doubt they find that much of interest amongst all the shitposting.
I don't know if "paid shills" actually post here, but it wouldn't surprise me.

I doubt this guy even has a boarding pass.

For someone in an Intelligence agency you think he would think to crop out his passport number.

Also what library is he at that's open at midnight?

Is the British gov't subverted with Deutsche Verteidigungs Dienst agents via Prince Philip? Also how about the Lord Mayor of London (Trinovantum) now being a Muslim? Seems kind of apocalyptic.

Well, the JIDF guys with the IDF qts are working for free, aren't they? I wouldn't have any idea, if the Islam shills and pro mace mixing and cuck shit are actually getting a cent for their trolling.

And I think the serious shilling is more prevelant on eightChan on holocaust denial threads, etc.

>There is still some dispute among you 'anons' over the existence of government agents on Sup Forums.org

No there's not you idiot. Sup Forums brought over FBI years ago. Then wherever the FBI is, so is everyone else

We thwart the vast majority of attacks obviously, i'd say from my experience only around 5-10% of attacks we prevent get any media attention. So we are a lot busier than the media lets on but we can't have people panicking.

Italy has been rumored to be high on the list, but I still think Paris is the highest risk.

Nice watch bro.

nice of them to take an interest, hope those faggots enjoy my posts. I just thought I was talking to fellow autisitic teenagers

>you think he would think to crop out his passport number.

Our security services being shit hot is the only reason we haven't been attacked yet. At least some parts of the Government still get it right.

never thought someone could render a picture that so completely embodied Sup Forums

Hull?

painfully obvious, sometimes I wonder if its entirely shills and bots in the designated shitposting threads, unaware that the board is so saturated they're literally talking to themselves

>Italy has been rumored to be high on the list, but I still think Paris is the highest risk.

SHEEIIITTTTTT

I literally spend my days in café reading books these days

I own that same watch. literally the cheapest one you can buy on Amazon.

OP is just a roleplaying poorfag

Post your boarding pass 510255486

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You don't need proof faggot I was just curious how stupid you fucked up. Change the part of the story if you have to