I am God. AMA

I am God. AMA

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Do you even lift?

Where do I find the best trap midget porn extravaganza site, my lord?

nigger

Is Allah your brother or something?

are you evil?

I made that shit up to see my worst creation, Arabs, go crazy for entertainment. It went a little further than I anticipated.

Bitch, I lift 40 lbs each set

AMA God thread, good idea O Lord.

at this site, www.furaffinity.net

You're already here.

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prove to me you exist. right now.

Why does my foot hurt?

The entirety of human history and how cruel and dangerous nature is here.
Explain that and how you can live with yourself.

did you do some jogging lately, my child? you need to circulate that foot

Because I am a humongous faggot.

yes, along with Buddha, Hindu, Jewnisiam, and my second Jesus and Susej

If you created us, who created you?

Can you triforce? Show us!

there was a big explosion somewhere in the galaxy and I somehow appeared out of nowhere

Could you please go tell that to all of your fan clubs?
They're shitting up the planet for the rest of us.

Thanks Lord! Here, have a shekel.

Did you create Anne Frank with a thigh gap or she just burned the fat?

Can you give me the power to divide by zero just for a couple days?

Hello my god!! You know who. What are you opinions on sex in general?

Dear Lord, forgive me for asking this, but Is a double anal penetration on a washing machine a sin even though I will be still a virgin? Sister Theresa said so, is she right?

dayum!
1. Nope, it's not a sin, you're safe
2. Slow down! Gotta save your energy

Aaaaaye lmao, I'll give you the power for the whole week

Did Hitler come from the left nut or the right nut?

How come it got popular to post as me when I first said I was God? Doink!

Yeah, I started as a light shining in the darkness, but because no one would listen to me I became insane and became evil. By the way I created you with a foreskin and told you to cut it off. DoinK!

I exist. I'm posting. Doink!

No. But I can doink. Doink!

here's your answer:
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Well then I'll doink myself.
Doink!

False idol.

Bone cancer in children. What's that about?

Why did I get cancer ?
we had a deal.

God? Is "yo pussy tight like a train to Auschwitz" a good pick up line?

White knight. Doink!
I don't actually work the way you humans are told to. There's also problems with power control between Vishnu, Allah, Whoodaha, and Kabookijuice.

I don't mean to address myself as a hope because I have no hope but I'm the chance for it to be addressed. But no, Yahweh and his pride would never have it as he is, like me, a barbarian that sees three feet infront of himself. Doink!

This is actually true, by the way. As far as I'm aware.

No, it brings up something bad. Doink!

Are you really? Can you make a stone so heavy that you can't lift it? Then you aren't omnipotent. Checkmate.

Hi, God. I just stopped by because I didn´t had sex for 2 years and yet I´m pregnant. I´m just letting you know.

your the fakest form of god this millenium.... smh dude wtf

why do i have an enormous penis?

So you can mourn the disuse of it that much more.

>If you're all powerful
Can you make a burrito too spicy even for yourself?

what's your name?

dear lord, I want to thank you for giving cancer to my brother. I can now finally play Xbox alone.

Did you create Anne Frank with a thigh gap or she just burned the fat?

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Lord, I was hungry, so I had sex for a pack of ramen. I´m a poor student. Is that a sin?

William Grace, how are you posting if you died in 1915?

>Addendum
*even for yourself to eat.

If you are all knowing, will she notice if I cum into a bottle of mayo?

Thank you so much.

you are now cumming mayo.

g-godd? desu? what happens to me when i die if im attracted to feminine benis? i didnt ask for it gud --- i-itt just happened. please guud tell me

Can I sell it on hot dogs? Do yo want some shekels from the business?

What the fuck, God?

I'm pretty sure you actually go somewhere nice. From what I understand you can opt in for the hell and damnation, but otherwise you're just cool. Doink!

Or the Valhalla, which is much cooler.

Lord? Is it okay if after sex I clean off my wife with baby wipes? Is it okay?

Gdd, am I pregonate?

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

You can sell them.
You are now shitting frankfurters

>been a girl's place a few times to 'netflix and chill'
>literally only watching tv
This week it'll probably happen again. Do I still have a chance here?

God, one time when I was sucking dick I sneezed and a big snot came out, and he cummed at the same time. He looked at me and thought he shot a load so big that it almost drowned me. Now he is going around looking proud. Should I explain what happened to him or let it be because I got some new Louboutin shoes and I get stuff?

Just let him be proud

Thank you, dear Lord, for blessing me with the business plan. I will surely gather some bohemian grove type of club to worship you. I´m gonna take down Mcdonalds. Can I also shit burgers?

if they are real burgers i will eat them out of your ass... it feels like im doing the christfags a favor and idk why

how fast is your internet in heaven?