You have 10 seconds to explain why you don't have a girlfriend

You have 10 seconds to explain why you don't have a girlfriend.

I care more about the internet and escaping reality rather than living in it.

My wife wouldn't like it.

They are involved in a massive global conspiracy to devalue my fame and prestige.

loser

I just haven't tried to get a girlfriend in a while. which caused me to not feel like I want a relationship. Which makes me beta as fuck when it comes to talking to girls sometimes. Which makes me not have a chance with girls. rinse and repeat

I'm engaged

They're irritating and I don't want one.

Because I'm an antisocial loser

I work too much and don't want to spend money I don't want to spend.

I have 2.

I live with my mum and I have no job. Girls don't generally dig that sort of thing.

> don't chase girls anymore
> not crazy attractive to get girls simply on looks
> cycle
> I don't even care

I did until my pregnant wife found out.

Just fucking look at me.

I'm gay.

We "she" broke up. 3.5 years down the drain, still recovering. Fucking sucks.

Not into relations.

No girl can forcesptrang my hearth.
I'm strange... and I dont care aboout die alone or virgin.


Im virgin and I really like it.

Yeas 27 yo reporting in

she just broke up wit my ass

Not worth my time.
I prefer jerking off, that too within 2 mins.
Gives me more time for productive things

>girlfriend
Because she's technically a 'mistress'.

I have a wife, and several girlfriends, and a boyfriend, and they all know about each other

*shrugs*

sorry to hear bro, sending good vibes your way. it just takes time

SOCIALLY RETARDED AND HIGH STANDARDS

I ALSO WANT AN ASIAN GF NOT A BORING WHITE CUNT. UNFORTUNATELY I LIVE IN A RURAL AREA WITH ONLY WHITE CUNTS WHO AREN'T WORTH FUCKING

Celibate by choice.

not worth it. they're expensive and needy and take way too much time and effort for very little reward

Im going to die alone.

Too busy getting rich

I'm 18 and still live at home so I don't want my gf to have to meet the fan or come over cuz my family is messed.


Maybe I'm just shy too.

She broke up with me 2 months ago, after a 3 year relationship and a week after we talked about kids and marriage

You're beta as fuck if you think that. I slam my bitch everyday and i control her

Pretty much this.

My fiance wouldn't approve

just broke w 4 yr gf

I'm fat and have low self-esteem

...

Like she ain't getting side dick you simp

I'm not an outgoing person. I dated an outgoing person. Didn't go well. Not sure how to meet people who aren't outgoing because they don't go out.

>not knowing what a 'mistress' is...

Fat with a small dick

Too busy getting repeating digits

That's just sad

Because I'm too busy getting drunk and starting fights, I'm 15 btw

Wife won't let me

Pedo

Maybe you failed her test bro

I was in a five year that broke up overnight out of nowhere, unfortunately we didn't have any such talks.

Also,

>implying I don't have a new gf

How is it living in Ireland?

arguing with people in youtube comments doesnt count as starting fights

Nah. If he's being honest, he has what he wants and he'll die happy. That's admirable.

o shit mods

Because I don't feel like putting in the effort to have a relationship.
Craigslist and Tinder are sufficient for finding pussy when I need some.

She's bipolar so she only wants to be with me half the time, the other half the time I'm fucking casual fwbs

If her test was me getting on my knee right there and then and proposing, then yah, I definitely failed.

We could have talked about it, worked it out, but walking out after 3 years is just fucking bullshit. I'm still bitter about it.

> implying I dont have a fuck buddy, girlfriends are overrated at this point.

Bitches be crazy, 2 ex wives is enough for me...

women never liked me.
I looked for thirteen years for someone.
I still have a dream about having a family of my own
My biggest fear is to die without accomplishing that dream.
I can't do it if women always respond negatively.

Because I'm a racist, sexist, misogynistic pig who wishes Hitler cake back to life and became Donald Trumps vice president

Shit my green text was in response to OP my bad

brofist

Because I don't want one.
I don't need to have another person in my life to make me feel of value.
Men don't need women.
Women need men.
Stop putting the pussy on a fucking pedestal.

I have a boyfriend.

I'm 40 years old fat and alone. I thought it would get better it doesn't

read the book How To Be a 3 percent man, it will change your perception about woman and how to approach them

Standards too high. Got extremely lucky before, can't settle now on some uggo.

I'm gay.

Im a female

i don't have a way to get out. Mariana cockblocked me, and the girl's mom told me to stay away from her.

I'm an asshole

Or a 40 yo dude who's trying to fit in with the "young folk"

Because I have a small penis and no self-confidence. Working up the courage to kill myself, tbh.

I have an annoying voice and ugly face, im an obnoxious person and anti social. Also im paranoid as fuck so im probably exaggerating this. Im the type of person who gets called by a friend asking to hang out and then gets paranoid that i imagined the conversation, i hang out with someone and think theyre talking behind my back etc. Idk why. Girl is talkingto me? Cant stop myself from thinking shes fucking with me. Girl seems genuinely into me? Paranoid its all in my head and that ill look like a retard if i make a move. Wish i could change, i think it started with me being rejected by others as a kid and never having anyone to talk to

Never been the kind of person to initiate conversation with others, so I'm just ignored by people.

i have one and have no idea why I'm replying

im a pussy

have come to realize that i cant stand pretending to be interested in what they have to say or their interests, and the ones that i can actually relate to are all so disinterested in me that it hurts
also have accepted that there is no dating if you're overweight, straight up
therefore i do not leave my apt and cant find an actual solid, logical reason to other than work/groceries
tl;dr beta af

a vampire put a curse on me to where i couldn't get a girl to like me because angels improve as a person through sex

...

very close to the truth. replace vampire with cabalistic jew witch

>i dont care about them
>wahhh they don't care about me

I don't care

I do not care enough to have a significant other.

Too ugly and too short. And I have a small penis.

I would just drag another person down.

I'm scared of relationships

>the ones that i can actually relate to are all so disinterested in me that it hurts
Can relate. I see bitches i want to fuck all the time but theyre not worth pretending i like them. Then every now and then i find a bitch i actually like and she flat out doesnt like me one bit. Shit sucks.

'Cause I'm a fat loser with depression

I'm socially retarded and constantly self conscious from years of being on this shit hole board

Im even a trap and i have a girlfriend

I do but I've never seem her before

I'm an awkward piece of shit

This

Honestly. I'm decent looking and not awkward it's just that I'm poor and always has been me and my mom live in a small ass room. And I don't wanna bring a girl back to this shithole

A- Are you me?

MGTOW

Didn't believe in the exact same things as her and did't share her views specifically. Broke up been enjoying sex again ever since.

Because I haven't asked them to be my girlfriend yet.

I do though... And she even cuddles my Dick just like that

> implying that size matters at all

stop watching so much cuck porn and get off Sup Forums, girls don't give a shit as long as you're in the average range, and if they do care then they're not worth it

That's a cute peepee little user

I don't like em

That happened to me all the time when I smoked too much weed, lay off the weed user

>I have a wife
Haha fag, I bet you kiss her too