>well respected in his field
>hosted his own radio show
>extremely well-educated
>well-versed in art, music, history, science, cooking, etc.
>refined tastes in everything
>truly a modern Renaissance man
>comfy as fuck post-modern apartment
>constantly beds 10/10 QT's
>hot as fuck live-in British maid
>great relationship with brother, cool dad, and cute doggo
>obviously loaded
>transatlantic accent
This man had it all. There has never been a life better than that lived by Frasier.
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>you will never live in a meticulously-appointed post-modern apartment with skyline views and full of modernist art
>you will never be an erudite modern renaissance man, with an extensive knowledge of history, cuisine, music, art, philosophy, and the art of conversation.
>you will never speak with a transatlantic/mid-atlantic accent
>you will never attend Harvard AND Oxford
>you will never be a well-respected professional in you field who has their own radio show
>you will will never get to live with a qt British live-in maid, your chill dad, and your dog
>you will never be a self-made millionaire with humble beginnings
>you will never be a talented musician who has mastered multiple instruments as well as opera
>you will never spend your free time attending cocktail parties, being the center of attention at high-society events, and picking up 10/10's
>you will never be Frasier
...except for the fact he was a pretentious, elitist douche.
If I was Frasier I would immediately kill myself.
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Daphne Moon
Yeah but at least I'm not going bald or in any way related to that human scarecrow David Hyde Peirce
I have never been more jealous of any man. Frasier is truly a god among men.
i will never be a fictional character in a bad American sitcom?
well dang it
>bad American sitcom
For American standards Frasier was pretty good IMO
>not realizing that your hairline means nothing if you're a real man
>be psychiatrist
>be neurotic
>...
>win?
Baldness is caused by high testosterone
Frasier was good by any standard
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I want that lounge chair pretty bad
Is he our guy?
itt viral marketing attemps falling flaton their face by washed up sitcom tv show producers,etc.
Yes, I'm sure that the producers are on here trying to hype up a show that aired like 20 years ago.
well its on netflix so maybe yeah. And it wouldnt cost anything to produce either.
Indeed. The most refined show on American television.
Idiot alert
>There has never been a life better than that lived by Frasier.
i love the guy but let's admit it.. he's miserable. a shimmering light in a fog of ignorance and he's misunderstood for not only the effort but the result.
>This man had it all. There has never been a life better than that lived by Frasier.
>life better lived
>fictional character
You sad, pathetic fuck.
We can't be jelly of a fictional character?
Yup, I always dream of having a Frasier life
minus the 2 seasons of cheers he wasn't on, there are ~2 weeks straight of chronicles of fraiser crane. kelsey grammer was that man for 20 years.
I honestly enjoy that show. One of my favorites, no homo.
Frasier was one hell of a good show. If I were a character on the show, however, I'd be Niles. His ex wife was a slender bitch, and then he got to marry sexy-ass Daphne.
But if I could be any 90s TV character, I'd be Dale Cooper. I know shit's kinda sad and fucked up for him now, but still...what a life.
That show was hilarious cause it was a high brow guy getting into lowbrow antics.
Remember when he gave his old his school bully a swirly? Good episode
That your grandma watches.
They play a 3-hour block of Frasier reruns on the Hallmark channel, starting at 1am(I think). It's comfy as fuck to leave on when you're high and doing other stuff.
I'd wanna be fox Mulder.
>carry based sign as primary
>spend all day with cutie doctor who wants your dick
>get paid by fbi to do dick
>chase ayy lmao all day and meet other crypto wonders
>is David Duchovny
>based sig
Not sign
>clearly dealing with anxiety issues
>only just recently started having a better relationship with his father
>becomes progressively more neurotic and cynical
>many of his attempts with women end in failure
>not respected by those closest to him
>went from being a private practice psychiatrist to a radio talkshow personality
he didn't have THAT great of a life
>spends all his money on expensive wines, caviar, tickets to operas
>is only a radio host
We sure this wasn't breaking bad beta?
seconded
do you think Fox also had a sex addiction too? I'd bang hot Asari bitches all day if I were him.
who knows, maybe?
he never had strange contacts he spent too much time with, not even Bulldog
>respected in his field
No. Fraiser Crane was the laughing stock of the psychiatric medicine world. LrnTo90sTVfgt
He obviously dealt in code over the radio show
Why else would a guy with degrees from Oxford and Harvard be a radio host in seattle
He had a porn addiction yes. Not a sex addiction, he didn't own a bed. Dedicated his whole life to his job and jerked off to hentai
script for every Frasier episode
Frasier: LOOK AT ME!
the end
I like to believe fox had a sex addiction.
Hell, dude never sleeps, and is constantly on the Internet.
He's probably jerking 24/7
>cucked by his wife, later she divorced him
>left standing at the altar by Diane
>no doubt paying out the ass in alimony and child support
>sees his son only a handful of times per year
>son is a nerd/faggot
>lives in Seattle, faggot central
>earns a decent living, but is constantly under threat of being fired/losing job
>can't make a relationship last
>doesn't seem to have any real friends outside of his brother
>co-workers hate him/tease him relentlessly
>stuck with crabby-ass dad he can't relate to, and that stupid fucking dog
I love the show and yeah, I'd trade places with him in a heartbeat because my life is complete shit, but he doesn't really have it that easy.
Yeah baby I hear the blues are calling tossed salad and scrambled eggs
.... oh my
But he will never be as good at any of that as Lilith. I always thought that was the point of him in OG Cheers. He has every reason to be a pompous ass, but she's always one step ahead.
These
I considered Mulder too. God, that show was so fucking good for a while. And even when it wasn't so good, it was still better than most shit out there.
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Even in the 90's, a top-rated host in a market like Seattle would have been making six figures. He upper income, but as we see in several episodes, he's far from being in the upper crust of the snobby elite he wants so bad to be a part of.
It still holds up too.
I could show that to some snot nose from now and I guarantee they will netflix the shit outta it.
Unlike me, who still has all the vhs copies of the show.
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True, I think mainly of radio now being the dead medium and worked backwards (incorrectly I mean) to get my point
This is true. With exception to when Robert Patrick took over. Became unwatchable imo despite the individual plots of each episode and the long running storyline all still being very solid
I remember an early episode in which Mully and Sculder (I know, I'm just being an ass) investigate the murder of a girl at a high school, and in one scene, a dead pig being dissected comes to life and starts screaming at a girl. I wasn't even 10 years old when I saw that shit and I fucking loved it. I'd never been so scared and yet so intrigued in my short little life.
This is off topic, but relevant to the x file discussion
Is season 10 any good? I keep forgetting they made it and I've yet to see anything about it
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Best episode for me was when I saw the Fiji mermaid and robot roaches episode back to back as a kid.
They cemented my love for it, but the episode about the kid who could control electricity showed me how based the writing could be
Yes. Now GTFO
Doctor crane, I've been having a problem. You see, every time I enter a thread jt always goes off topic. I don't mean to do it but it always happens. What should I do?
I masturbated for the first time watching the chair episode.
>Kelsey Grammar
>multiple marriages, including an annulment
>kid with a girlfriend
>sex tape gets stolen
>arrests for alcohol and coke addiction
You're delusional, unless you think there was an unspoken subtext that Frasier did rails of coke off soft-core porn actresses asses when he wasn't taking care of his dad.
>kid who could control electricity
>Giovanni Ribisi
>pre-fame Jack Black
>that Filter song
90's as a motherfucker.
>I was caught
Fuck, thinking back its damn aesthetic.
Also enjoy seeing a classic style arcade
Don't beat your self up so much. This is a group effort. It should be clear where this should go from here.
man, Frasier was a super comfy show
Fuck you nigger Fraiser is classic
>how do I read?
That's pretty much what I said, retard
non sped-up version for non-faggots
No, it was pretty good for American standards.
No you said American standards I meant just in general standards. I realize I probably should have specified what I meant a bit more. But im sorry my dude, this ones on me.
Especially since the view was manufactured and not an actual view from an apartment.