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Friday the 13th West Ham horrorshow edition
Doopin mental subedition

Rumours:
>Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger is preparing to make a bid for Real Madrid striker Alvaro Morata, 24. (OK Diario, via Daily Express)

Burnley have made an offer worth up to £13m for Norwich winger Robbie Brady, 24. The Republic of Ireland international is also wanted by Crystal Palace and Sunderland. (Daily Mirror)

>Premier League champions Leicester are ready to sell winger Jeffrey Schlupp, 24, to Crystal Palace in a £12m deal. (Daily Mirror)

Southampton defender Virgil van Dijk, 25, is believed to be a transfer target for Everton. (Daily Star)

>Swansea boss Paul Clement hopes to sign Norwich full-back Martin Olsson, 28. (Eastern Daily Press)

Former Crystal Palace owner Simon Jordan has said he could be interested in being part of a consortium to buy Coventry City. (Coventry Telegraph)

>Everton are considering a January move for Sheffield Wednesday forward George Hirst, 17, who is the son of Owls legend David. (Liverpool Echo)

Championship side Leeds have rejected offers of £7m for full-back Charlie Taylor, 23, from Premier League sides West Brom, Middlesbrough and Crystal Palace. (Guardian)

>Leicester boss Claudio Ranieri has urged the club's supporters to give former midfielder N'Golo Kante, 25, a good welcome when Chelsea visit this weekend. (Sky Sports)

Palace boss Sam Allardyce has made an initial £6m bid for Sunderland full-back Patrick van Aanholt, 26, who is rated at £10m by the Black Cats.(Daily Mail)

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>-3 posts early

It's not like Icardi would be any cheaper

>de gay

No it isn't.

Take a closer look at the post

It's (72-3) = 69 posts late.

so rakitic to city sounds neat

but will it happen?

>Palace boss Sam Allardyce has made an initial £6m bid for Sunderland full-back Patrick van Aanholt, 26, who is rated at £10m by the Black Cats.
>10m
>wanting to sell 1 of the 2 good players you have for so cheap
what is wrong with Sunderland?

guarantee it's just more bullshit to get a new contract

>late
fuck
*early

Also fuck my Internet.

Literally none of the rumours this window concerning City have anything to them

Is this a rare flag?

he's do well in the prem tho. City need a player like him but more so 2 new fullbacks

rodriguez to city when?

Shit thread desu, read all this In the last /trans/

I don't see the point of gossip. None of these every come off.

Also, I told you Arselel wouldn't be in Top 4 right at start of the season.

1. Chelsea
2. Liverpool
3. City
4. United
5. Spurs/Arse
6. Arse/Spurs

rakitic is going to juve la

Would you want "made-up" rumours then?

who's not going to juve? Also why do the turin jews not build an actual good academy like milan and instead just buy everything with their jew cash?

that would go against the 1 team league ethos la

Hummels, Gotze and Javi Martinez confirmed to Liverpool, la.

kean is the new messi la

>make up rumors on social media
>hype up transfers
>javi martinez to liverpool actually happens
Why not?

Big Sam is also selling Benteke for £X amount.

sign for £30m and is now selling him. Despite Benteke literally being the guy who loves hoof-ball.

>Gotze
sacked

>BREAKING: Sky Sources: Jeffrey Schlupp joins @CPFC on a four-and-a-half year deal from @LCFC #SSNHQ
A Big Sam team are finally gonna get relegated

>tfw /ABU & ABL/ masterrace

what do we want this weekend?

That's racist

sacked? wut?

sorry, it's an old meme. Liverpool fans claimed all three of those were coming after they finished 2nd, then when they got Klopp.

Gotze sacked his agent for attempting to get him a move to Liverpool
kek

>ynr Gotze sacking his agent after linking him to Liverpool

cry about it

that's funny af

Racist!

>bidding for Morata

Bollocks

>Brady

Possible.

>Schlupp

Confirmed, la.

>Dijk

Joining Liverpool.

>Olsson

Possible, won't save them though.

>Hirst

Literally who?

>Taylor

Prob will go for £15m

>Aanholt

What is Sam doing? He's also planning to sell Bentekeers.

Oh shit yeah. Forgot about that. HAH. Still, it's a classic meme signing rumour. Even if Liverpool win the Title, they won't get amazing world class players because who wants to live in Liverpool? Might as well go to Chelsea, Arse or Spurs and enjoy London.

time to make up a rumour la's

david silva to PSG

javi martinez to liverpool?

>signing jeff schlupp for £12m

has big sam lost it?

gotta be methodical about this one to make it stick la's

start with the leagues involved

www.strawpoll.me/12097921
www.strawpoll.me/12097921

Already confirmed.

Ozil to PSG. Sanchez to Madrid/Barca/Bayern/PSG.

Neymar to Chelsea/City/United.

Looking like JF league to PL league atm, ill check back in a bit

second bit of info about the transfer that is definitely happening

www.strawpoll.me/12097955
www.strawpoll.me/12097955

>young black striker with Italian nationality assisted by Raiola
alredy seen this episode

Ronaldo to Bayern
Check back later for source

So foreign league midfielder

which country will be letting one of their stars go?

www.strawpoll.me/12098030
www.strawpoll.me/12098030

lads

LADS

>poop

lads

LADS

>flopp

lads

LADS

>mouyes

i miss moyes and man united lads

lads

lads

LADS

>de goey

>Wenger on Arsenal's supposed bid for Torino striker Belotti: "That's what you call today fake news."

t. Arsene Trump

LADS

Post a 10 year old vid from your Ends

youtu.be/BU6TlgsiCTA

This

>Jesse Lingard agrees new four-year deal Man United deal worth £95,000 a week

Do they ever run out of dosh?

The phase "fake news" seemed to become a thing over night.

>Pogba has his own emoji

Who can stop this man?

>you now remember the Algerian City customer shitting up /trans/ at the beginning of the season and saying how no one will be able to stop City
Good times.

that is because until a couple of months ago all news reporting was 100% objective and never misleading in any way

After extensive scouting I have found some targets who didnt sign a new deal last year and seem reasonable-ish

www.strawpoll.me/12098268
www.strawpoll.me/12098268

last one will be to figure out who is buying them

where's javi martinez la

done deal la

whats the point if its already confirmed

Realistically who's buying Payet this month?
[spoiler]Pls buy him Simeone pls[/spoiler]

Marseille

good point la

Marseille la, new American owner has his sights set on him

>not dabbing

lads

LADS

*carves internally*

can't wait for them to crash and burn already

I still can't believe burgers elected this idiot.

>the sun
user...

>not changing to Southgate again

You lied to me. YOU LIED.

Pointless Jackpot question:

Anyone in the 18 match day squad for the CL winning teams:
Liverpool 05
Man U 08
Chelsea 12

Yanks have no atmosphere because what's the point in supporting a team when it could move to a completely different city or state

What?

Name the most obscure people in those teams

What's the point in supporting a team?

Looks like Dab University was a success!

Now he can dab and train his dab hands full time!

Turnbull has to be up there for chelsea 12.

Yep, all 3 sub keepers were pointless

>Luiz, Mata and Carrack all pointless

*walks towards the premier league*

...

You can pretty much name anyone on these kind of questions that didn't score/aren't the huge name for the team and it'll be pointless.

>tfw West Ham get relegated

Ah.

>Jerzy Dudek
>Harry Kewell (Vladimir Smicer)
>Steven Gerrard
>Steve Finnan (Dietmar Hamann)
>Djimi Traore
>Milan Baros (Djibril Cisse)
>Jamie Carragher
>Xabi Alonso
>Sami Hyypia
>John Arne Riise

Fuck I can't remember the last one. That's probably the most obscure one.

Ryan Bertrand

not so fast

...

>sell Schlupp for 12.5m, buy Brady for 13m
good business from Lesta

But camoo fucking loved footie

Bit late but i'd have gone for Bertrand, Anderson, and Kuszczak

>Leicester boss Claudio Ranieri has urged the club's supporters to give former midfielder N'Golo Kante, 25, a good welcome when Chelsea visit this weekend. (Sky Sports)

>Giving a traitor a good welcome

Traded away a CL title in-exchange of more money, bastard.

Did I?

>it is clear today the ACA has failed
>it was clear it needed to be repealed on day one
which one is it

watching the house debates is weird as fuck..they think they're saving time, but half the time goes to saying "I yield my time to this person" or "time reserved for.." and all of the logic seems to be repetitive

he owed nothing to leicester and was bought for 30m to challenge for further pl titles.. he's in no way a traitor.. didn't stop giving 100% orhand in a transfer request. imo mahrez is worse right now, because he stayed but just stopped caring

>not using Claude for the 'wenger out' side

Because he was a #lad.

Mikael Silvestre

He had a release clause you twat