CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE: Funeral Dan Edition RULES: >first dubs or better each turn decides the fate of our main character >any other dubs or better after this will be ignored until the next turn; so sory >if there is already a winner, wait for the next turn before trying to decide Dan's fate--check'em and don't waste your dubs >next turn starts when OP posts the next picture >the game ends when i say it ends THE PLOT: Dan has returned, but today is a solemn day. Dan's Gran-gran passed recently--it's all very sad. Dan and his family are now lowering grandma into her grave. Dubs or better decides Dan's fate.
Dan's previous adventures (they're archived somewhere if you've missed any of 'em) Dan Gets Mugged By A Black Edition Dan Gets Mugged By A Black Edition Part Two Dan The Ice Cream Man Edition Dan's Saucy Date Edition Dan's A Dad Edition Marooned Dan Edition Dan's Delivery Edition Sir Dan's Quest Edition The Great Houdanny Edition The Great Houdanny Edition Part Two
Ayden James
Dan opens the coffin and fucks the corpse
Connor Richardson
Dan drops his rope
Michael Bell
This
Ryder Butler
This
Adam Garcia
Dan opens the coffin and uses his dead grama like a marionette
Tyler Young
Roll
Matthew Campbell
YES
Jacob Powell
Dan pops open the hood, and starts pumping away inside his dead grandma. Dan's family is appauled--they will most certainly diswone Dan after this.
Caleb Cox
Dan tears off grandma's skin and wears it
Nathaniel Hill
Dan pulls out a gun and threatens to shoot if someone tries to stop him
James Hughes
Dan rips grandma's skeleton out of her body and steps into gram-gram's skin mouth first " Look kids, you're grandma's not dead. See i'm alive!"
Mason Martinez
Dan kicks the priest in the nuts
Owen Foster
dan violently mauls the closest person to him
Henry Wright
Dan starts fucking the blond chick
John Cruz
Are you kidding me?
Tyler Jackson
Dan twerls around grandma's skinned corpse like a towel in the air
Dylan Barnes
Dan runs down to the nursing home to show grandpa how not-dead grandma is
Aiden Barnes
dan masturbates over his grandma
Gabriel Stewart
r o l l
Aiden Sullivan
Dan chucks the corpse on the kids(?)
Jeremiah James
Dan fucks the blonde
Blake James
Dan decides it's time to turn this funeral into a mass execution. Begins with youngest.
Alexander Lewis
At least thats what i think they are
Sebastian Murphy
Dan hops in the coffin, grabs grandma by the legs, spins around with her, and chucks her body right at his cousin bob. Calm the hell down dan
Hudson Hall
They are his adult family. Relative to grandma they would be kids though
Lincoln Long
Dan goes shopping in his new costume
Alexander Moore
Dan kicks the preist in the nuts
Leo Campbell
Dan calms down, takes off grandma suit and takes off mask. Revealing that his is actually Gary Oak, pokemon master!
Mason Morgan
Dan finds a skateboard and does some sick tricks on the grave stone
Ryan Johnson
Dan break-dances in grandma's coffin
Leo Stewart
dan proceeds to cannibalize the priest
Hudson Edwards
Dan pounces on the blond girl and fucks her senseless
Wyatt Foster
This
Aiden Russell
Dan decides maybe it'd be best to recycle grandma's body. He lights a fire and prepares her to be eaten.
Logan Collins
Do this
Brayden Russell
This
Luke Martinez
or this
Caleb Harris
Roll
Logan Parker
re roll
William Howard
Dan tie's grandma to himself and they have a 3-legged race out of the cemetery
Ryder Ramirez
rolling for this
Grayson Adams
Dam takes of his pants and panties, resulting in him shitting on cousin Bob who falls to the floor.
Angel Powell
Dan calls the cops on himself
Grayson Watson
This
Aiden Gonzalez
this or this you choose if dubs
Jason Collins
Dan decides to runaway with Grandma's hands while he jerks his dick off on a getaway car
Dylan Jenkins
this
Hudson Scott
Dan kicks the preist into the grave
Bentley Martinez
Dan orders a pizza
William Sanchez
Dan lick the tears off cousin bobs face
Ethan Russell
re roll
Samuel Thomas
Dan starts raping them
Connor Wood
Dan gets stabbed with chopsticks from a chink
Hudson Miller
>police show up
Nathaniel Gray
re re roll
Carter Gutierrez
rip gameover?
Jacob Green
Dan buys a gun from a local nigger
Dominic Cruz
He starts eating himself
Xavier Stewart
Dan is an ABSOLUTE MADMAN
Aaron Watson
this came first sorry user with 33
Daniel Wright
do both
Brandon Johnson
Dan realises that life is a hopeless void and ties his grandmother's skeleton into a noose.
Aiden Rogers
my dubs demand it
Sebastian Rivera
nice dubs
Levi Perry
A chinaman jumps out from behind the tombstone and stabs Dan in the back with chopsticks. "Oh so sorry, I toght you were a cat." Aparently the hungry chink could still smell all the cats that grandma keeps in her house on her skin. Dan lies on the ground in pain
Caleb Perry
Dan falls in love with the chink and asks him to marry him
Noah Powell
Dan pulls out the copsticks going off adrenaline and pulls out his cock and cums on everyone
Ryan Cooper
Dan gets up and rapes the chink
Wyatt Cook
trips this must happen
Wyatt Scott
Dan removes the chopsticks from his back, than fucks a loli while bleeding heavily.
Gabriel Scott
Dan yanks the chopsticks out of his back with all his force. The pain of it all is absolutly euphoric. Dan lifts up his legs and explode's rancid cum on everyone in close proximity
Aiden Turner
This
Cameron Price
Roll
Matthew Mitchell
Roll again
Ethan Williams
Dan skins the blond
Ryan Martin
This again
Caleb Barnes
Dan fucks the China man out of anger
Ayden Hughes
dan decides to summon the devil, usng the blond girl as a sacrifice and grandma as the vessel
Brandon James
Dan decides to go to the mall
Tyler Peterson
Dan hops on a unicycle and bails from this situation
Brandon Mitchell
the priest tries to preform an exorcism on dan
Brandon Smith
bump
Josiah Taylor
The preist wipes off the cum on his face, and is now convinced that demons are at work here since no one could possibly cum that hard. He pins Dan to the gound and starts trying to exorcise the demon he believes posseses Dan.
Henry Wright
Grandma was never dead. She was only in a deeps sleep. She wakes up screaming that her skin is missing and all her nerves are on fire
Noah Cook
Grandmas cats arrive and proceed to fuck every one
Grayson Stewart
Roll
Christopher Ward
as it turns out dan is, in fact, possessed by demons, and burns from the holy water
Carter Miller
he waterboards dan.
Levi Rivera
Roll
Aaron Jackson
Dan punches the preist off of him then tie's grandma's leg to his own, the two make a 3-legged dash outta there. This is the last straw! Everyone is now after Dan--they're gonna kick your ass dan!
William Powell
Dan trips and drops grandma's corpse revealing the gold and jewls inside the meat and bones slurry
Luis Rivera
Dan, are those all 50 of grandmas cats chasing you?
Aaron Rivera
Dan calls the cops for help!
Matthew Baker
Why Dan?
Julian Gray
Dan spots a patroll car near him and calls out to it. The police rush out and can't make any fucking scene of what is going on here. They draw their guns and tell everyone to put their hands up or they will shoot
Camden Wright
This and the police freak out and shoot grandma dead
Brody Martinez
Dan escapes while the dumb blonde bitch gets riddled with bullets for not putting her hands up
Thomas Gutierrez
Suddenly OP, who is a trap, appears in the scenery and is raped by everyone.
Juan Watson
Turns out grandma wasn't dead; just sleeping. She wakes up shreeking because her skinless body burn like hell right now. She shreeks and try's to walk twoard the cops for help, but the cops shit themselves and open fire at grandma, unloaking all their bullets at her