CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE: Funeral Dan Edition

CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE: Funeral Dan Edition
RULES:
>first dubs or better each turn decides the fate of our main character
>any other dubs or better after this will be ignored until the next turn; so sory
>if there is already a winner, wait for the next turn before trying to decide Dan's fate--check'em and don't waste your dubs
>next turn starts when OP posts the next picture
>the game ends when i say it ends
THE PLOT:
Dan has returned, but today is a solemn day. Dan's Gran-gran passed recently--it's all very sad. Dan and his family are now lowering grandma into her grave. Dubs or better decides Dan's fate.

Dan's previous adventures (they're archived somewhere if you've missed any of 'em)
Dan Gets Mugged By A Black Edition
Dan Gets Mugged By A Black Edition Part Two
Dan The Ice Cream Man Edition
Dan's Saucy Date Edition
Dan's A Dad Edition
Marooned Dan Edition
Dan's Delivery Edition
Sir Dan's Quest Edition
The Great Houdanny Edition
The Great Houdanny Edition Part Two

Dan opens the coffin and fucks the corpse

Dan drops his rope

This

This

Dan opens the coffin and uses his dead grama like a marionette

Roll

YES

Dan pops open the hood, and starts pumping away inside his dead grandma. Dan's family is appauled--they will most certainly diswone Dan after this.

Dan tears off grandma's skin and wears it

Dan pulls out a gun and threatens to shoot if someone tries to stop him

Dan rips grandma's skeleton out of her body and steps into gram-gram's skin mouth first " Look kids, you're grandma's not dead. See i'm alive!"

Dan kicks the priest in the nuts

dan violently mauls the closest person to him

Dan starts fucking the blond chick

Are you kidding me?

Dan twerls around grandma's skinned corpse like a towel in the air

Dan runs down to the nursing home to show grandpa how not-dead grandma is

dan masturbates over his grandma

r o l l

Dan chucks the corpse on the kids(?)

Dan fucks the blonde

Dan decides it's time to turn this funeral into a mass execution. Begins with youngest.

At least thats what i think they are

Dan hops in the coffin, grabs grandma by the legs, spins around with her, and chucks her body right at his cousin bob. Calm the hell down dan

They are his adult family. Relative to grandma they would be kids though

Dan goes shopping in his new costume

Dan kicks the preist in the nuts

Dan calms down, takes off grandma suit and takes off mask. Revealing that his is actually Gary Oak, pokemon master!

Dan finds a skateboard and does some sick tricks on the grave stone

Dan break-dances in grandma's coffin

dan proceeds to cannibalize the priest

Dan pounces on the blond girl and fucks her senseless

This

Dan decides maybe it'd be best to recycle grandma's body. He lights a fire and prepares her to be eaten.

Do this

This

or this

Roll

re roll

Dan tie's grandma to himself and they have a 3-legged race out of the cemetery

rolling for this

Dam takes of his pants and panties, resulting in him shitting on cousin Bob who falls to the floor.

Dan calls the cops on himself

This

this or this
you choose if dubs

Dan decides to runaway with Grandma's hands while he jerks his dick off on a getaway car

this

Dan kicks the preist into the grave

Dan orders a pizza

Dan lick the tears off cousin bobs face

re roll

Dan starts raping them

Dan gets stabbed with chopsticks from a chink

>police show up

re re roll

rip gameover?

Dan buys a gun from a local nigger

He starts eating himself

Dan is an ABSOLUTE MADMAN

this came first sorry user with 33

do both

Dan realises that life is a hopeless void and ties his grandmother's skeleton into a noose.

my dubs demand it

nice dubs

A chinaman jumps out from behind the tombstone and stabs Dan in the back with chopsticks. "Oh so sorry, I toght you were a cat." Aparently the hungry chink could still smell all the cats that grandma keeps in her house on her skin. Dan lies on the ground in pain

Dan falls in love with the chink and asks him to marry him

Dan pulls out the copsticks going off adrenaline and pulls out his cock and cums on everyone

Dan gets up and rapes the chink

trips
this must happen

Dan removes the chopsticks from his back, than fucks a loli while bleeding heavily.

Dan yanks the chopsticks out of his back with all his force. The pain of it all is absolutly euphoric. Dan lifts up his legs and explode's rancid cum on everyone in close proximity

This

Roll

Roll again

Dan skins the blond

This again

Dan fucks the China man out of anger

dan decides to summon the devil, usng the blond girl as a sacrifice and grandma as the vessel

Dan decides to go to the mall

Dan hops on a unicycle and bails from this situation

the priest tries to preform an exorcism on dan

bump

The preist wipes off the cum on his face, and is now convinced that demons are at work here since no one could possibly cum that hard. He pins Dan to the gound and starts trying to exorcise the demon he believes posseses Dan.

Grandma was never dead. She was only in a deeps sleep. She wakes up screaming that her skin is missing and all her nerves are on fire

Grandmas cats arrive and proceed to fuck every one

Roll

as it turns out dan is, in fact, possessed by demons, and burns from the holy water

he waterboards dan.

Roll

Dan punches the preist off of him then tie's grandma's leg to his own, the two make a 3-legged dash outta there. This is the last straw! Everyone is now after Dan--they're gonna kick your ass dan!

Dan trips and drops grandma's corpse revealing the gold and jewls inside the meat and bones slurry

Dan, are those all 50 of grandmas cats chasing you?

Dan calls the cops for help!

Why Dan?

Dan spots a patroll car near him and calls out to it. The police rush out and can't make any fucking scene of what is going on here. They draw their guns and tell everyone to put their hands up or they will shoot

This and the police freak out and shoot grandma dead

Dan escapes while the dumb blonde bitch gets riddled with bullets for not putting her hands up

Suddenly OP, who is a trap, appears in the scenery and is raped by everyone.

Turns out grandma wasn't dead; just sleeping. She wakes up shreeking because her skinless body burn like hell right now. She shreeks and try's to walk twoard the cops for help, but the cops shit themselves and open fire at grandma, unloaking all their bullets at her