Russia testing new ICBM Satan 2

washingtontimes.com/news/2016/may/10/l-todd-wood-russia-testing-massive-new-icbm-follow/

>Nicknamed the Satan 2, the RS-28 Sarmat will be the follow-on to the Soviet developed, NATO designated R-36M missile, which is aging and therefore being replaced. With its huge payload, the RS-28 will be able to destroy an entire country the size of France or the state of Texas.

Are they bullshitting and just waving their dick or are they for real?

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What the fuck, is nuclear war an actual possibility in the near future? Jesus..

probably not, but whats the point of having nukes if your shits old.

>is nuclear war an actual possibility in the near future
It was always a possibility. Don't think that just because the Cold War "ended" that nuclear war just fell off the table. Hell, there was almost a nuclear incident in the 90's because of fucking Norway.

He's getting ready in case Hillary is elected.

We just need to convince Putin that Mass, Illinois, San Francisco, LA, and New York are all military headquarters.

>Are they bullshitting and just waving their dick or are they for real?

Russia and rocketry is a match made in heaven, i'd believe them.

>What sends shit to space?
>Soyuz, russian rocket.

Real, bow to us.

What is this glorious weapon in gif

>Satan 2

and people still wonder who Gog and Magog is.

Your ICBMs aren't faster than our lasers

>implying they work
>implying they can stop MRVs
>implying hillary is smart/cares enough to have them ready

>Texas
COME AND TAKE IT YOU SLAV FUCKS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>satan

HOLY WARS NOW

C-can you show us you're big long hard missile Russia Chan?

BrahMos a short range ramjet supersonic cruise missile.

>It is the world's fastest anti-ship cruise missile in operation. The missile travels at speeds of Mach 2.8 to 3.0

>A hypersonic version of the missile, BrahMos-II, is also presently under development with speed of Mach 7 to boost aerial fast strike capability.

This is the P-270 Moskvit impact on a cruiseship.

its amazing.

you know, our battleships currently have vegan menus and lgbt are now active duty.

Is it weird if I got a boner?

>RS-28 Sarmat
>US calls it Satan 2
Wait a minute, what about that subtle western propaganda I've grown to like

>BrahMos
Im trying to find sauce on youtube

a missle that can take out an entire country/us state

is this an exageration?

Russian missile tech is pretty good.

And the Moskit looks cool as fuck.

At 1:00

youtube.com/watch?v=BvigKyp_hcs

Kek, that was solely because of Russian incompetence, and you were involved in shooting it up as well.

Thanks based Sasha.

Relax, they have a lot of ground to make up to get back to Cold War era levels of effectiveness.

Now if we just fuck around for the next 20 years, I'd be worried... so... yeah...

Its probably real, don't underestimate them Russians.

damn, that buildup.

>able to destroy an entire country the size of France

I'm sure it's a big payload but a single nuclear device capable of doing that is completely impossible. Although it probably could puke out irradiated particles over an area the size of France

which you will
bernie will suck up all your money for welfare state policies

hillary will drag you into another war in the middle east, probably iran

where are the proofs?

I just hope that whoever comes after Putin in Russia is at least half as competent as Putin is. If they elect some fuckwad and US elects Shillary (which is going to happen I'm afraid), we're all gonna get annihilated.

>I don't know shit about nuclear weapons
Stick to knives, Liam

Is it time to inna

W O O D S
O
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D
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protip
Putin gonna sit until 2024.

To be perfectly honest if you just stand guard for months you want to eat healthy or get fat

>With its huge payload, the RS-28 will be able to destroy an entire country the size of France or the state of Texas.

So the Russians managed to create something more powerful than the Tsar Bomba (aka the most powerful nuke in all of history)?

It doesn't need to evaporate whole country in flames you know?

Imaginary weapons don't count, my special little friend.
fortune.com/2015/03/10/american-millennials-are-among-the-worlds-least-skilled/

Trump and Putin are coordinating

Putin get Europe and China
Trump gets the Middle East and Africa
Mexico is made property of the US
Wales gets South America

Why is no one talking about the fact the Russia has 20,000 private emails from Clinton?
Russia can't get any more based. I hope they release the emails.

>Democracy
>Electing someone good

Take a good look at leaf country, whole province in flames and the flaming faggot talks about LBGT and Muslim oppression

The very largest nuclear missiles can destroy large cities. There is no way a single missile can destroy an entire large country, unless you have a very loose definition of destruction.

Satán 2 is able to care 15 warheads with a hit of 40 MEGAtons each.
So I tried to simulate a impact as big as that but the of limit of the webpage was 100Megatons. And 17000km^2 were affected .
So multiplying this x6 leave us in my opinion with making Switzerland or the Netherlands a crater, not France.

Sources:
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/RS-28_Sarmat
nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/

No, it's not a new capability either.

Nukes are fookin' scary.

>New York
pls no

Ofc not. It is just a smart thing to invest in rejuvenating a deterrent.

You don't need to actually cover the whole area. People tend to gather quite conveniently in areas called cities.

If we develop anything for real, I hope it'll be used to nuke the shit out of tumblrscum. And Hollywood, yes, can't fucking stand all this comix-movie shit.

I hope we test in on Germany.

Fuck you Germany.

Sweden, you're next.

>liquid fueled ICBMs

No, the 'destroy all of Texas' thing is a gross exaggeration bordering on pathetic.

That certainly doesn't have anything to do with all the spics and niggers in the states.

And nobody actually loads warheads that large anymore because they are expensive and completely unnecessary with modern guidance systems.

It's just stupid.

I know right?

>and people still wonder who Gog and Magog is.

>implying Russia named it "Satan 2" and not NATO.

They have countless cool missiles.
Remember the Russian cruiser Moskva?
Nicknamed "carrier killer"

That nickname is rather serious and stems from one part of it's ornament, the 16 P-500 Bazalt or P-1000 Vulkan anti-ship missiles.

The P-500 Bazalt is a turbojet-powered, supersonic cruise missile. Its GRAU designation is 4K80
The P-1000 is the modern version.

>The missiles were intended to be used in salvos; a submarine/ship could launch eight in rapid succession, maintaining control of each through a separate datalink.
>In flight the group could co-ordinate their actions; one would fly to a higher altitude and use its active radar to search for targets, forwarding this data to the other missiles which remained at low altitude.
>The missiles were programmed so that half of a salvo would head for a carrier target, with the rest dividing between other ships.
>If the high-flying missile was shot down, another from the salvo would automatically pop up to take its place.
>All of the missiles would switch to active radar for the terminal phase of the attack.

The P-700 Granit (NATO reporting name SS-N-19 Shipwreck) was partially based on the P-500, but with a significantly modified airframe. The avionics, however, are very similar.

Greatly. But I assume they mean key targets or something. So you could hit a lot of major military installations with a single warhead, ports, and so on. Essentially crippling most major vital infrastructure.