New hairstyle every month

>new hairstyle every month

>Dabs and dances on elebration

>Flashy clothes and cars

>First player to get his own emoji on twitter

Is Pogba dare I say the ultimate definition of a modern footballer?

the manchester united branding machine at work, truly remarkable if they could also start being good again

Most of these applied when he played for Juve too. Other than the emoji.

demanding corsica flag shoop

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It is very telling that his profile is devoid of any reference to the club he plays for yet a certain commercial brand is mentioned.

Nothing wrong with being a mercenary as long as you accept it

I tried with Sardinia

why is he whiter in the 2 bottom pics?

This just proves that the transfer was more for marketing than it was for his talent on the pitch

cause you have shit viewing angles

fix your posture or get a decent monitor faggot

uh... I don't know, I just pasted the first one on to the others, that shouldn't happen

I'm on my 4 years old laptop, so that might actually be true

>le dabbing smoke seller

i think this semen slurping sport is not for me anymore

I'm on your 4 years old sister

I don't have a sister, but I just reported you to the BKA ragardless, you sick pedo fuck

he's a nigger

>most rap fans are very poor -50cent

probably the same case here, they live vicariously through wealthy celebs

>wow hes eating sushi
>wow he has a new haircut
>forget that your life isnt very good

gotchu fampai

t. Omar Abdul ibn Ashiri

He's the epitome of what is fundamentally wrong with football and our society in general.

noice

*dabs respectfully*

>manure customers

UNLIMITED
CREATIVITY

Man U, they really are trying to justify his price tag aren't they

I'm observing the same and they are the same color, mind boggling really.

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gas yourself kike

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he's a pop icon, a cult idol

i could pull of those socks glasses and sandals no worries

nope, he is a meme player aka "vende humo"

kek is he gonna implode like balotelli too?

he's the epitome of the manure media merchandise empire

No, he's simply media aware, relateable and popular.

The epitome of a modern footballer are kids who can't take criticism like Hazard/De Bruyne or overpaid faggots like Depay.

>De Bruyne
When has anyone ever criticized De Bruyne?

Gook moot should add a slip emoji for Sup Forums, Butler interception as well