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>Be me
>kinda average dude nothing special
>semi-depressed dude going through idgaf phase
>watch alot of movies at this point in my life to feel less shitty
>got into superhero movies because i wish i had the balls to do something
>crime is really bad in my small town at the time lots of niggers stealing shit and killing whatnot
>Kickass and Super some out around this phase in my life
>gives me the most retardedly brilliant idea of my life
>i didn't really have much bad happen to me besides divorced parents and father almost dying so no edgy backstory
>decide "hey maybe i'll do that shit"
>so i set my plan in motion
>spent the initial phase of my plan deciding on a theme
>i decided on a tron-esque theme with neon lights and synth music
>that will come into play later
>seeing as how i now had a theme it was time to create the character
>i designed the armor/costume with various cyberpunk elements but primarily tron
>half inch steel plates riveted to various motorcycle clothing bits with neon LEDs outlining various parts
>pretty much bulletproof to small nignog firearms with few actual weakpoints
>needed to move somehow
>also good at deflecting knives
>the helmet was something special
>a respirator attached to a padded homemade steel helmet w/ voice changer to make my already raspy voice scarier
>of course with neon LEDs too
>now for my tools of justice
>homemade airgun designed to fire syringes filled with the chems in glowsticks
>couple of basic hidden blades because nerd
>some stockpiled smoke bombs that you can buy from TNT
>an HK 9mm for those ohshit.jpg moments
>an old walkman i got from a garage sale along with like 150 8 tracks from various sources
>and finally for my main melee a camp axe coated in glowstick chems
>armed with my tools, my balls, and a few medical supplies i set out on stopping crime
>or a least maybe kick a few asses and get a cool story to tell one day

Moar?

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Moar, retard.

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Alright part 2

The tale of the Task manager

>so my search takes me to a nigger den on the southern part of town
>kinda looks like fallout in real life
>im scouting the place out at this point so as to know possible drug dens and shit of that sort
>notice a building that seems to have much more going on than it should
>its a saturday evening so theres a rave or something going on with loud electro music blaring 3 blocks every direction
>decide to head in and case the place
>it was some old warehouse so there were a fuckton of hippies and niggers jumping up and down like it was some form of dancing
>decide to detour around the crowd as the smelt like piss and cum
>find some of the old offices and breakroom
>some have notes on the door saying what they are
>pass the meh looking rooms for weed and sex
>find probably the nicest looking room in the building
>its like a medieval marketplace for drugs and guns
>few guys selling meth and coke with other popular drugs
>few guys selling handguns + ammo or at least i think they were
> in total there were about 8 dudes in there total plus a few whores
>decide to buy some weed to not look suspicious
>head out and go back to my car
>suit up and take the rear entrance my picking my way through
>suit lights off until i get to the door
>kick in the door while turning on suit lights
>niggers suddenly in battle stance due to my metal boot knocking the shitty door of its hinges
>i announce for them to halt their criminal activity or face deletion
>niggawut.word
>some of them start laughing as i look like a shittier version of iron man
>repeat the phrase but with a bit more gravel in my robotic voice
>one walks up and decides to point a gun in my face
>wut u gon du bout it nigga?
>grab a syringe from my pocket and stab him in the neck
>proceeds to inject him with highly toxic glowstick chems
>he lunges back and fires at me
>nothappening.nigga
>after the round bounces off he starts to feel the effects

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Inb4 reply or your mom dies and open the door everybody do the dinosaur/other typical attention whoring trolls.

kek moar

is this actually true?

Idk if this is true at all op, but if it is, I'm proud of you, you've done a good thing.

God please bless this man with furiously fast fingers so I can kek moar plz

Then Jesus came down and chewed a tuft of your pubic hair.

No, think about it, a man who lives with his parents builds a fucking tron/ironman hellspawn
and killed a man with no reprocussions.

He killed 3/5 of a man you fag

kek

Wow

moar

Do you like hurting people?

We wants to but he cant because he is stuck in his mom basement making up fake ass stories

Fake or not, this is some entertaining shit. Please, Sup Forumsrother, continue this splendid yarn

Moar faggot. I need to sleep

Believe him or dont its pretty entertaining, especially with the anti ghetto black justice

The Tale of the Task Manager part 3

>he is now on the floor thrashing while more of his veins start to glow
>i change my armor lights from blue to red
>"Program deleted"
>Niggers and whores are standing in shock
>"Commence uninstallation of programs from system"
>i pull out my walkman and start blasting synth with enough bass to turn constipation into diarreha
>set my sights on the closest nigger with a gun
>he unloads his pistol into me but the steel is to THICC
>pull my camp axe out and sink it into his temple
>he drops like a sack of potatos and the other niggers go into full panic
>my synth is blasting their eardrums as i move from one to the next
>i get through 2 more before one starts going for my head
>he aimed at the side at a weird angle so it just ricochetd into a wall
>i slowly faced him for effect
>he can't be more than 19
>he is literally pissing himself
>"Run now or be deleted"
>neverseenaniggerrunthatfastbefore.webm
>while i was sparing him 2 more niggers grab my forearms
>big mistake
>activate one blade and stab one in the dick
>with my now free hand i stab the other in the gut
>follow through with one to the neck
>slice open revealing his esophogus
>curb stomp remaining nigger
>seeing as how the remaining niggers ran off i left my calling card
>a custom 8 track with various lyrics from 80's songs
>they state "Fear the Task Manager
>proceed to loot any bullets and money from the place
>run off into the distance with my lights off
>disrobe at car
>drive home
>now we wait
>i layed low for a while to fix some suit lights and count my earnings
>roughly 2 grand and 300 rounds for my HK
>i check the local news the next day and lo and behold i made the news
>niggers told the station some cyber dude came in and told them to stop or be deleted
>proceeded to tell them of my massacre after not complying
>cops now investigating cyber vigilante only known by the name Task Manager

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jay_Maynard

Never mentioned living with my parents but whatever floats your boat

Pics of the Task Manager faggot?

Hurry the fuck up op

Can't find any news stories, prob fake. Still good read, so pls continue

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Except porn, right?. Fuck off

The tale of the Task Manager pt. 4

>fast forward about a month or so
>heat has died down a little for The Task Manager
>decide to go out on patrol
>hung out in some of the alleyways looking for drug deals/rape/nigger related activity
>after a couple hours of wandering the maze of alleys i come across about 5 people in the alley
>they're kicking the shit out of some older dude
>thefuckyouare.jpg
>come out from behind the corner and turn on blue lights
>"Cease your actions at once"
>the faggots stop to look at whoever had the balls to say that shit
>a couple are confused but one stands out
>the nignog i spared
>well well well
>nigger remembers me well
>immediatly bolts and leaves the others dumbfounded
>one of them steps towards me and ask who the fuck i think i am
>state "I am the Task Manager, reprogram your actions or be deleted"
>starts laughing a pulls out a knife
>'wut u gon do bout it fgt?'
>again with this kinda shit
>this time i draw my axe
>he takes his best stab at me
>nope.jpg
>grab his arm and take a swing or two
>now i have a third arm
>he is, of course yelling and holding his stub
>redlightsonnow.bitch
>all three start to charge me but i already had a plan
>syringe the first dickface in the eye while plunging my axe into the next one
>third guy is now hesitant after seeing this shit
>stare right into his eyes and say
>"End Task"
>he starts to bolt but i deadleg him and flip him over
>he looks in horror as i plant my axe in his chest
>the last thing he heard was "Task Ended"

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Just saying, kind of silly to think it's anything but an entertaining story.

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Somebody screenshot this

Bump ssssss

Doin it

Tale of the Task Manager pt.4.5

>i decide to track down the nigger that ran earlier to serve him justice
>figured i might find him at the nearest payphone because nigger
>i actually see him run out of a pawnshop
>probably arming himself
>he sees me and starts to bolt
>i run after him at a slightly slower pace because armor
>once in range i pulled my HK and shot him in the back
>he falls and i catch up
>struggling to get up he starts flailing some shitty gas station knife at me
>actually grazes an unarmored part nicking me
>"Program is corrupted recommend termination"
>he is panicking even more as i hold him down
>ready my axe to plunge into his monkey brain
>weewooweewoo.fuckme
>cops show up
>decide fuck it and run off
>get to my car and drive like a motherfucker
>get to my apartment and hope noone saw me in my suit
>didn't sleep that night
>go to work next day for boring office shit
>suddenly a staff meeting occurs
>its about self defense and other bullshit because of what i did last night
>fuck me dis gon succ
>now after our shifts are over we have to walk with a buddy to our cars
>also free pepper spray neato
>so they give us assigned buddies based off our shift
>get assigned to 7.5/10 qt would smash
>after shift all goes well no random cybermurderer in sight
>she thanks me and we both go home
>time to track down a nigga
>later that evening im browsing the local facebook niggers in the general area i prowl
>find a few that look like him but then again all niggers look the same
>they all go to the same school
>find the school and start my lurking
>pretend to be reporter for some website so i have excuse to be at the school
>after schools gets out i question various students about the justice...uh i mean....murders last night
>im eventually lead to my target
>ask him bullshit liberal questions
>end my interview
>back to facebook
>track him down now that i have his name
>lurk through more facebook shit to find addres
>set my plan in motion

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The seventh point in the whole greentext is where it stops being true. This is just some snowflake who thinks calling himself a super hero makes him inherently special and gives him the validation he could otherwise get with a girlfriend.

i'm sure we'd all have heard about it if that shit was real (or if OP ended up posting picts of the costume), but it's still an amusing read so far.

Tale of the Task Manager pt. 5

>Sup Forumsegin my plan
>ive decided not to kill him just yet
>i figured some batman-esque fear would be more fun
>i learn his daily schedule to find out where he is during the day
> most of the day hes actually at school go figure
>after 3:00 his day becomes a bit more erratic
>some days he hangs out with his friends
>some days he is at home or therapy
>but the evening is much more strict than i thought
>he is always home by 7pm lights out by 9:30
>decide to wait a few more days to let him get more comfortable
>about 2 weeks later i set my plan in motion
>i drive about a block away from his place and suit up
>sneak around a couple of paths between houses
>i proceed to find out where his room is
>its approximately 11 in the evening
>i stand at his window and turn on the blue lights and wait
>i stand there for about 2 more hours
>he woke up probably from a nightmare
>lo and behold it was right here this whole time

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Lel. Bump for cyberjustice

Thats all for tonight Sup Forums will cont tommorow after i find the costume

>after i find the costume
wut ?

Good read!
+1up for tron theme

i look foreward to it, good greentexting

>Nigger gets shot in the back and almost axe murdered
>Still goes to school the next day
Props to him for being devoted to education

what do you mean? this happened years ago and it's sitting in an old cardboard box?

inb4 nigga becomes Robbing

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Come the fuck on OP

Walkmans don't take 8 tracks... never have.

Lol

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