Karen?
/brit/
very early
some old choon?
I've shaved my chin so now I have mutton chops. Pic related is roughly how I look.
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Imagine tying yourself down with a mortgage on a British house.
Good lord.
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*moves away from the mic to post*
Yanks OUT
please be true
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Karen?
pls gib aussie gf
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don't get Mall Grab
ah yes, yanks
>Legalising guns in Britain
Oh, yes, oh, yes indeed. A generally miserable populace with suppressed anger issues relying on the police to sort their problems out and can't live their life without the government telling them how to live it, stuck on a tiny cramped grey island where most of the people have nothing to do but go to the pub and drink and the youth are becoming more sexualised and laddish the younger they are, never too far away from a chav council estate no matter how nice a place you live. British nightclub violence a nightly occurrence but now with guns. Increasing knife crime but replaced with guns. Old people living in bungalows scared of Polish scam artists or young people breaking into their homes, but now with guns.
And that's not even mentioning the pikeys.
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Real new:
no one likes you anime nonce retard
what's to get
Why are yanks so obsessed with cuckolding?
Also why don't you celebrate Easter?
>the majority of /brit/ is too young to remember this
Feel like buying something, any suggestions.
Even if you leave the racial element aside it's incredible that a national newspaper would publish a column calling someone a stupid ape for literally no reason other than that he apparently "looks like a gorilla" and had the temerity to get punched in the face. I'm amazed it got through legal, it's libelous besides anything else.
>man doesn't use Quintippio technology
Go choke on a kinder surprise silly yank boy
good post, brother
council housing ruined britain
any deano tunes
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>even in a poor shithole part of Britain full of chavs and pikeys a piece of shit house costs a fortune in Britain
>a boomer would probably buy this house and convert it into 4 flats charging £600 p/cm
if blacks are gorillaz what is the animal equivalent of white people?
You do realise how much of a fringe opinion it is that guns should be legalised in the UK
it's not libelous to call someone a stupid ape or say they look like a gorilla you mug
it's bang out of order either way but certaintly not libelous
Why is northern English best English?
youtube.com
This is how I speak English tbfam
Whatever the new Elbow single is.
Travel Man is a legitimately alright program and I don't particularly like Richard Ayoade.
hungry
what should I eat boyos?
All these Scousers chimping out over The Sun again.
Tragic
The Monkees
classic
elbow elbow elbow
should i get an elbow cd?
thailad how often do you get food poisoning over there?
business idea: leave it to the experts
can you show some respect and refer to it as The S*n from now on please
just filtered all vowels
had it 3 times in almost 5 years.
anyone got that webm of the cute asian woman posted on here yesterday
why aren't we out
howling at this thread
It's arguable at the very least. You would struggle to mount a fair comment defence over something like that.
because it's too late to go out now
have filtered every word in the english language
>respect
>scousers
America must become a part of the Commonwealth but not before kicking the undesirables to the curb. God bless the Queen.
fucking hell just done an absolutely malevolent fart
Porque?
SHAREEF DON'T LIKE IT
ROCKIN' THE CASBAH
ROCK THE CASBAH
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why didnt we go out 'lier
>I'm amazed it got through legal, it's libelous besides anything else.
no it isn't you retard, left wing newspapers do far, far worse (and actually encourage violence) against politicians or pundits on the right
never had food posioning before
>America
Only the 13 colonies and Hawaii will be allowed
i drew this toad
cornwall should secede and join the USA
wish I was rich
had to go to the gf's parent's house for some Buddhist shit because of 'kran
why must people sleep?
i dont want to sleep
dont even use a fucking sat nav
nice
>tfw original colony
The Brits are my friends I'm not so sure if they think the same way about me though...
why are there so many thai runts on here? fuck off yellow fever
inciting violence is also illegal but I fail to see the relevance of your bizarre claims to whether calling someone a stupid gorilla is defamation
>250 word essay due Wednesday
>haven't even started yet
I need to go to the supermarket this evening to pick some stuff up before it's closed all day tomorrow but I really can't be bothered.
baka desu senpai
mak lame
genuinely don't understand the faux outrage over that comment about barkley being a gorilla
seems like it's a bunch of thin-skinned left wingers who use it as an outlet over their brexit frustrations 2bh
Our frail human shell requires it, unfortunately
I like the Netherlands, only visited once though
>assignment due last week
>havent even started it.
>tfw can't drive
>tfw if i want to learn i'll have to use one in my test now
PRAISE KEK
Would like a beautiful British wife that is a far right extremist and doesn't follow any religion. Think I might die a virgin.
all memes aside, do american really not celebrate easter?
lame mak*
What did you do that night after I left anyway? I left you a grand, hope John mentioned.
First step would be moving to Britain I guess.
nope, no one is christian here
>genuinely don't understand the faux outrage over that comment about barkley being a gorilla
>seems like it's a bunch of thin-skinned left wingers who use it as an outlet over their brexit frustrations 2bh
his grandfather is from nigeria so it's racist yknow
lefties are the actual racists for associating that commenting with race. people can look/at like gorillas without being black oddly enough.
fear for the janny's nut when he opens the catalog to find /brit/ and sees Sup Forums in the state its in
Thank you my British friend.
perhaps?
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An analog wrist watch.
leftist censorship mate. 21st century fascists