/cp/ culture pals

Meme magic edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs around the world.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE?
>www.interpals.net

OP pastebin:
>pastebin.com/8MT3uBwG

Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
>mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw

Old thread:

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youtube.com/watch?v=SRtlUi3OJ_c&t=5s
imgur.com/a/s5Iv6
streamable.com/pcypw
interpals.net/kimonowww
interpals.net/o0poo0ooq0o
twitter.com/AnonBabble

American general.

First non American flag to be posted deserves a (you) from you and it better be one saying how glad you are to have them as a poster here!

>tfw no asian gf

Fuck your "tfw no russian gf"!

I'm proud to be an American.

I hope nothing happens with Russia because I think you guys are good people. Your girls are cute and I love watching angry russian dash cams.

Also, I think your English can be considered fluent. It's better than most native speakers you find on Interpals.

youtube.com/watch?v=SRtlUi3OJ_c&t=5s

fuck off ivan, i get nudes from your women on the daily

inb4
>y-yeah well i get tons of american chicks

no one cares about american hambeasts. they're notorious for being the ugliest sluts on interpals even more ugly than fucking seamonkies

>qt is moving here to attend the same uni as me

REEEEE what do I do?!

That is a good thing? I'd love for my qt to live near me...

I'm fucking autistic /r9k/ tier that's the problem.

Thanks! Here's a (You) for you.

I was memeing about that Russian retard that posts "tfw nor russian gf" in every thread.
Pretty sure he will post eventually.

>fuck off ivan, i get nudes from your women on the daily

Enjoy.

>inb4
>>y-yeah well i get tons of american chicks

More like 0 of any nationality.

>no one cares about american hambeasts.

And neither do I. I'm all about them gooks.

What country is she from?

She's Canadian

welp I was hoping that she would have a different language than you so you both could be shy but that's not the case

Do you guys talk about feelings and wanting to touch each others privates together?

no, it's very casual so far. Nothing too personal.

You better make it personal before she gets there. IF you like her enough you'll want her to have feelings for you before she gets there. It'll make it much easier for an r9k tier person if you don't have to do much courting in person.

how do I do this without being creepy or look like I'm desperate?

Are you two still talking on interpals or have you moved on to skype/whatsapp/whatever

still on interpals

don't worry you;ll be fine

Why does everyone on IP suffer from yellow fever?! Both the men and women?!

Also, I wrote a long ass post in previous thread ree. But to summarize: I am not a native english speaker but I think your english is very good, better than most russians and I wonder if your accent is just as good as your written text.

>More like 0 of any nationality.

s-sorry bro... i-it was just memes

Get her to talk outside of it, you can pretty much just ask for her information and it won't be awkward if you've been talking a while.

From there drop subtle hints that you think she's cute. Girls love emoji's so when you flirt make sure to have a nice emoticon right next to it.

The nice thing about talking outside of interpals is that it's more personal and if you both do long messages you can make them short and talk to each other quicker in real time

Ok lads (m/f), I decided I'm going to sign up for ip after Easter probably.

Do it.

K, KEEP ME POSTED

I'm a lad (f) with a feminine penis (9inch)

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY-

If I get 120 views daily without CHEATING how many do you think I'd get if I wanted to use interpals cheat codes.

Post the ugliest korean profile.
Want to see if it's worth.

What's you're go-to move when they just say "hi :)"

Go figure. I didn't had it that bad before IP. I just stumbled upon some Asian girls that I really liked the look of and it became worse.
Especially the one I'm eyeing. She's just perfect. I don't even know how to explain it.

>I wonder if your accent is just as good as your written text
If you really care, I can read something and record.

It's ok.

ASS

>16 year old BR wants to show me her body
>she's pretty cute
>this would be my first interpals nudes
>tell her no, that she is too young and that she should save herself for someone she loves

I don't do well under pressure, I think I'm going to have to reconsider.

But age of consent is 14 in Brazil. Or does receiving end matters too?

why are women so entitled?

It's more of a moral matter to me. I can't consider someone an adult unless they are in their 20's. Otherwise I just think they are dumb kids who are doing stuff they will regret

FUCK these error messages

Just say that she doesn't look interesting to talk.

Yeah, I prefer 20+ too.

how old are you if you consider people in 20s adult?
even some poeople in 30s are fucking children-like dumb. or perhaps i have been exposed to too many single mothers
better fuck a 15yo though

Do record pls
So far I am not a koreaboo. I dont like a single k-pop song. Phew.

I'm just 24. I just know that when i was young I did stupid things that I regretted and know that in a few years back they'd look at what they did and think the same(hopefully).

The girl was sweet and I couldn't do that to her.

>Decide to try out qtcrawler
>do a search for SA grills
>click view all
>switch tab
>come back it's on page 25 and has viewed all of europe
>instantly 30 views
help

I personally don't consider 20+ adults, myself included.

Neither am I. Will record later.

imgur.com/a/s5Iv6

streamable.com/pcypw

yummy tiddies

based alpha leaf

what nationality is that? i can only understand "cum for me tonight"

saw those on /r9k/ yesterday too

Which one do I trust, the profile page saying they're offline, or the chat page saying they're online?

i posted them there too

It usually take a while for you to actually go offline on interpals when you sign out.

What's the best strategy to approaching Japanese qts?

Blonde hair, blue eyes and be able to understand broken english

"Sharing nudes is like sharing your wife"
- Jawbrah

>don't be shy! message away, I don't bite!
>proceeds to ignore your message probably because you aren't a ripped chad
Hmmm yes cunts

So tell me what I can learn from this? I dont want my nudes to be leaked.
Who is trustable who isn't trustable.

Anyone else getting an error trying to send a message?

That happened last night. INFURIATING, lost the lass I was trying to talk to

Don't send nudes, ya sloot.

don't just give your nudes out?

you should trust the person.

it's unbelievable how many girls on IP will give their nudes out after a 2 minute conversation without even knowing if you're a real person

interpals.net/kimonowww
wtf ? arab wit hslav outfit.

Fucking this.
They all should die.
Stupid cunts.
Next time that someone has that in their profile, I'll call her a cunt, they'll message right away, even if it's an insult.

>being afraid people see you naked

greetings betakunt

Age of consent is irrelevant, if they're under 18 it's still cheese pizza

who is jawbrah ? that betaguy that trolls filipino girls ?

Dont do it unless you can really trust him and hes not one of those thread braggers.
thats what i learned after being here for a while

Why does entering just "UK" in the keywords not work, but entering any other word and "UK" does?

Sending it to your boyfriend/husband isn't whorish though

But I thought you posted it here? The timestamp with the "Sup Forums"? I wasn't there though so correct me if I'm wrong.
Time for you to post your somali benis here then
Ah that is true. But we dont know if the girl didn't know the leaf.

I'm an "american shebeast" and i've sent nudes to a guy I met on /cp/. he was pretty caring though and despite the bitter breakup he kept my nudes off the general. if you want my advice though, do as cat girl said and really avoid the braggarts on /cp/. they need something to feel good about, and getting other guys cheering them on is a high.

How fast did you show your fuck hole to John?

If you have to ask, dont.

fuck off slut. /cp/ is a man's club. we'll share any nudes we want.

you would be absolutely worthless to us if it wasn't for that sloppy hole between your legs

This is generally why I don't interact with guys on /cp/

Doubly so if they are posters with flags that are rare in the general. They are tripfags in all but name, and like the attention as well.

interpals.net/o0poo0ooq0o
kek

YOU GET A HELICOPTER RIDE

The pics of my body I gave him are not around because hes not a thread bragger as I call them
so yeah

Thank you
that explanation is perfect

>these attention whoring sluts itt

trust me your pics are out there.

I've seen your tits :)

I'm with you m8.

Alright, so I know there's some lasses in this thread, could you girls pls explain to me why this happens?

isn't it obvious?

5/10s want a ripped chad and won't settle for anything less

>why this happens
Roasties are raised on a diet of Chad and will accept nothing else

Dont share nudes or they'll end up in my hands and into the threads

Stop that.

I may not have posted them but I still look at them a lot.

>This user's privacy settings do not allow you to contact them.

Looks like Singapore can't handle the bants

To be fair, those bants were pretty bad. You can do better

Good. Fuck off, we've got enough attention whores on here as it is.

I'm sorry I let you down Switzerland

>when she messages you just to say she can't answer sufficiently until she's had some sleep

But if there are no attention whores how will you get your precious nudes user?!

likewise ;)

It's the common dating trend. All women want the top 10% of males, whereas men aren't as delusional and are content with the top 50%. The fact that there's way more men than women on Interpals makes it even worse.

>muh nudes
Those losers can fuck off too. Porn is everywhere.

But I've talked to plenty of qts on interpals. I'm just fascinated about why all the ones that have some tripe like "don't be shy messaging me :)" in their profiles are always the ones who fucking ignore me

Why are you here then? Why do you use IP?
For language exchange? :3

I am not sure about the others, and you're right that porn is everywhere.

But for me, getting nudes personally is a great feeling because -I'M- getting them personally. It's also why I will never share what I get. Fucking commies want my hard earned work.

lmao just bee more handsome

>implying they don't send the same saved nude to everyone on IP