Who else works at UPS here?

Who else works at UPS here?

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Who cares? post more pokegirls

Dawn?

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Might as well try to keep this thread bumped with more pokegirls ey op

Usps nigga

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>I'm expecting a delivery this week...
>u faggots better deliver it on time

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you have the smoothest voice I've ever heard holy shit

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Get to fucking work. You lazy faggots keep losing my packages. You deserve less than minimum wage

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When you have to hand a parcel to someone that clearly has a dildo in it, how do you feel?

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I don't know why you're responding in vocaroos but it's making my day.

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Delivery driver here, it's awkward af when it's obviously one, but most of the time I don't care what it is. I don't even pay attention to shapes unless it's really odd or a big ass box. I just want it scanned and thrown at a door if I don't need a signature

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Do you americans really leave parcels outside peoples house? in the UK that shit would be stolen in a heartbeat

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Usually under door mats or behind things like planters. I deliver to a nicer, richer area so theft isn't really an issue. I filed for an area change after some hick put a shotgun in my face for knocking at his door. I was in a ups uniform holding a box, and some asshole just levels a shotgun to me.

tfw not a brit

>some asshole just levels a shotgun to me
Land of the free

They leave stuff at the door in Australia, over 200 packages ive had ordered, nothing ever lost or stolen. Auspost is best post

Never stop posting on this board please, you're very refreshing among all the porn and stuff

who's the artist OP?

On the job I'm not allowed to defend myself with any type of weapon. Yet im allowed to carry dog mace on me. Never needed it, I love dogs too much. But that was the only time I've been in danger on the job, usually the big issue is people who can't drive being on the road

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I often refrain from putting things under mats unless they're flat or the area infront of the door is enclosed somewhat.
I try to put packets in the letterbox if they'll fit, if not then I look for the most "hidden" location. If not the immediately evident, I'll attempt another specific location, unless it's infested with spiders. If it's not hidden well enough then I card it to the closest Post Office for the most likely time I'll finish by.
I didn't think I'd make 4pm today but I did. Damn shame I changed from carding for 4pm, but for 9am tomorrow.

oops, sorry ausman

Did you hear what happened during the Christmas season last year in Florida? Some dumb cunt was driving the truck while high out on deliveries. He tore the top of the truck off in a tree, and didn't notice til his next delivery almost a mile down the road.

Oh I lied that was two years ago

I don't always catch the news on American deliveries. Just the more local stuff, like recently a Postie got bitten by a spider that hid in his boot.
He's doing fine.

>I love dogs too much
My postman hates dogs and is a bit of an asshole about it, always complains if I answer the door and he can see them from the doorway

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Digs are annoying as fuck when youre trying to work, im an electrician and having a dog jump at me or follow me around nipping at my boots while the owner doesnt do shit is dang annoying.

I just have been really good with animals all my life, my first year I did the driver helper position and the driver was freaking out over a big German Shepherd. So I got out of the truck, the dog walked with me to the door and walked with me back to the truck. I let him sniff my hand before I even started walking towards his home. Doggo was chill 10/10 would pet again.

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If you have a dog run that goes into the front yard, you dont deserve mail.
In Australia, you can have your power shut off for have a dogrun in the front yard because it can stop meter inspectors from getting to your meters (which they technically own)

Oh I get that they can be a problem in those kind of situations and I always keep them in a different room or in the garden if someone is coming into the house, but this guy is complaining about them when they are nowhere near him and show no interest in him

My area's delivery services keeps more expensive packages at the post office if no one'ss home to pick it up. I'm not sure if this is common everywhere else though

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that takes me back

most enjoyable sound setup.

what equipment are you using?

Blue Yeti.
That's all.

that's really impressive for a usb mic. Do you use any kind of software EQ? Or sound card?