Tell me Sup Forums, why didn't you become a fighter pilot?

tell me Sup Forums, why didn't you become a fighter pilot?

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I became a wizard pilot instead

Well they took one look at me and said they didn't want some googly eyed bastard flying their facking planes. So here I am fixing up shopping carts.

I'm too tall and my eyes suck

Because back when I was young enough to be a fighter pilot I had shitty vision. Plus there's that whole going to the academy thing.

Shitty eyesight. So I became a contractor and flew drones instead.

Then I got Lasik. Now I'm old.

Being a blind retard.

Shitty eye sight and asthma.

Poor eyesight

No desire to be a government tool