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custard cream edition

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maisie

communism

good

basil in dutch is basilicum

Anime

toss some gravy on them
lovely jubley

I'll have a tea plenty of milk 5 sugars

may-z is now twen-t

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what's that manchester thing where they go "ee arr"?

does janny take Easter? off?

designer drugs

oh yeah the IRA are trillionaires, didn't you know?


sure mate loool

youtube.com/watch?v=A88iw0Kdcs4

Really makes you think

I dunno why but I used to HATE custard creams as a kid but now I've seen the truth that they are literally manna from god.

Feels good, men.

STELLAR edition

cara

dunno anything about breast sizes but by my reckoning these are considerably large

very interesting article lads
thehardtimes.net/hardstyle/review-chumbawumba-tubthumping-chimblywimbles-whoopsie-doodle/

oo arr

rorkina

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gonna go to the local ira branch and ask for a loan

vape nation

V I\I

*zips willy*

>these odds
footy betting is fricked

she's also ug-ly

stop posting this ugly mong

Them fucking legs

Honestly fuming you lads didn't give me a single thank you post after I finish the Irish or British game

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WOW!!! THAT REALLY DOES LOOK VERY VERY GOOD!!! DID I SAY IT LOOKS GOOD!!!! HUMMMMMMMMMMMMM!! YA IT LOOKS GOOD, I BET IT WAS TOO!! GOOD TO THE VERY LAST CHEW!! TO THE VERY VERY LAST SPECK OF IT!!!! EVEN BETWEEN YOUR TEETH!!! OH YEAH NOW YOU CAN TASTE IT ALL OVER AGAIN!!!! YUM!!!! AS I SET HERE LOOKING AT YOUR’S AND SWALLOWING YO HARD JUST THINKING ABOUT WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO ENJOY!!! I JUST ABOUT CAN TASTE IT MYSELF!!!!!!! OH MY GOODNESS!!! SO SO SO TASTY!!! AND SMELLS SO YUMMY!!! LOVE YOU BYE!!! WE WILL SEE YOU AT THE FOLKS!! I DON’T NEED A RIDE!!! I DON’T WANT TO HAVE TO SMELL THIS ALL THE WAY OUT THERE!!! LOVE YOU !!! :)

So I was taking a walk the other day, and I seen a woman - a blind woman - pacing up and down the sidewalk. She seemed to be a bit frustrated, as if she had dropped something and having a hard time finding it. So after watching her struggle for a while, I decide to go over and lend a helping hand, y'know? "Hello, ma'am, can I be of any assistance? It seems to me that you have lost something. I would like to help you find it." She replied: "Oh yes, you have lost something. You've lost your life."

here you are

shes the polar opposite to are sara though

Ate what could be considered a very hairy fanny last night

are you blind lad

imagine meeting a lovely girl and she thinks you're lovely too and then you're in love

fuck me she ain't wearing much is she

Cheers mate it was good fun x

Much better than the usual shitposting

tell more

have developed a strong fetish for hairy vaginas

her eyes are too close together
man face

the IRA own most of the potato production in Ireland

That's what your mum said when I gave her a taste of my man milk desu

Racial superiority in order:
Indians
Whites
Asians
Spics
Sandniggers
Pakis
Blacks

got a poo a brewing

She's hideous

is it a man though?

Ladyboy I hanged out with earlier had chunker legs then that

was this the reason rosy deleted her account and started doing findom?

actually looks like a bloke in drag

what do you lads reckon the chances are of a space battle happening within our lifetimes

no shes just jewish

I'm horned out now

Time for a wank sesh

the janitor will not be pleased

yeah I suppose

if you're bent

Who would win in a fight between her and Sara?

Was on a high amount of mdma so was just gurning through a girls pubes and hoping it felt good

would give her the foreskin so she can circumcise me with her teeth if you get what I mean lads

a jewish rorkette?

Need a daddy issues gf.

how can you shoot bullets without gravity?

Rorke Shocked, Paki rocks!. . .

business idea: move to amsterdam

>her noise the size of pairs

genuinely what did she mean by this

>indians
>pakis
>sandniggers
>asians
all same thing

I'd take right wing politicians seriously if they were more eloquent and left wing ones more seriously if they appealed to emotion less

a festival celebrating the resurrection of our lord and savior?

Kek

Are they English? Why are they talking like American hoodrats? Christ..

>She finna put her shit in blast bitch nigga xDD

>implying you wouldn't shag her

business idea: land reclamation in doggerland
at the same time we chop down mountains and use the rocks to make doggerland

Thought you already had one?

zing

>we dare insult the yanks for herbs
>while we have the travesty that is lieutenant

"Both the size and shape of her nose resembles those of a pear", I believe.

farage is eloquent

>if they were more eloquent
>Who is Jacob Rees-Mogg

business idea: have at least 7 children

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Are Moggy is the most eloquent politician on the planet.

he is a radical centrist

wake up

Guys, How do you become successful in life when you got almost no qualifications and job experience?

Low blow senpai.

please stop posting pics of my gf

only stubborn old people go "lef-tenant"
most people just say it like the yanks

Business idea. Make one giant city to house everyone in Britain, let the rest be farms and nature

TMO is back on.

(((Goldenberg)))

listening to the works of thoven bey, sub saharas finest composer

you don't, you just bide time waiting for death

imagine a political threesome with ash on the far right, sara on the far left and me as a radical centrist phwoar

Military service.

if everyone lived in the city who would run the farms you pillock

"herbs" vs "'erbs" is how we distinguish ourselves from the canadians

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Want to become a human toilet for a cute girl.

Not so much to ask is it?