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toad posters fuck off edition

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get fat

heh
haha

I want to destroy that loli.

anime girls BELONG to toads

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Having sex with teen girls is great and all but why do so few of them shave their asshole? Not fun smashing from behind having to look at ass hair

Don't you just love her?

how do i get sex with teen girls

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We had two bags of Cadbury, seventy-five pellets of liquorice, five sheets of high powered Wrigleys, a salt shaker half full of sherbet, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored skittles, M&Ms, Clinkers, Smarties... and also a quart of Ginger Beer, a quart of Creaming Soda, a case of Coke, a pint of raw Cadbury Creme Egg yolks and two dozen Easter Eggs.
Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious confectionery collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.

Benisas

Heil!

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>Step one:
Be tall, muscular and overall look like a man. Teen girls dig the "older manly man" thing
>Step two:
Own a car
>Step three:
Hang around with teens, go to their parties, buy them smokes and liquor
>Step four:
Hit on teen girls. Most of them have low self esteem and if you make them feel wanted they will do just about anything.
>Step five
Don't use a condom, nut inside and leave

There you go, ur all set

>virgin
>also angry
hahahahahahahaa

>go to their parties,
Where do you find teen parties?

3D girls ARE important

>there are virgins ITT

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non-w**bshit thread this way

- daddyy
+ explosiooooooooooon :DDD

>veiny tits
pass

Oh boy. U need connections. If you don't have a teen relative/friend then I guess follow some teens on insta/FB. If they post about an oncoming party offer to buy alcohol/be the driver for a free entry. Tag along, be cool and just chill. Go to a several of these parties, make yourself known and then move in for the pussy.

Want non virgins to leave

Thanks dude..

>small face
>almost no chin
>that eyebrows
>"important"

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Wow, ugly cat.

Anytime. Also make fucking sure you just chill the first couple of parties. Don't give off a creep vibe

Alri got it

wow that was a long meme

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>russian milltary

ravioli ravioli don't touch the dragon loli

shit. one of them looks like me :D

me on the left

the 2nd from the left?

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>Russian military

These are the twinks we are supposed to be afraid of?

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They are meatshield
they aren't spetnaz

3rd

Could be worse.

tbf those are conscripts and you don't need to bench 200 kg to point and shoot a gun

very smart post

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who else likes Electro Swing? share them

Guns are really fucking heavy. U need strong arms to hold them up steady. Lying down shooting position is actually very inefficient

>feel lonely
>take a fap to make it go away
>feel lonelier than i did before
??

You need to fap more.

calm down, i am with you, honey
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go bother your friends

>can't call her because she's with her bf right now
ok

th-thanks guys, you made me feel less lonely

you have crush on her?

who's she?

no

just asking

where should I post??

for conscripts it will be enough
you should be afraid when the VDV are coming to rape your ass though

in the postal office

VEH DEH VEH

I'm sure your wife is fine. In the meantime, you help her son with homework.

told her i like her. asked her out. she said she can't.
ok

i will go out with you

Does her bull even allow you to talk to her?

are you a girl? or you have D?

You have come and check what i have in my pants ;) ;)

next time just get her drunk at a party and ask her to suck your dick
well now it's too late because she already rejected you, but if you ever have another love interest then do this

well I'm off, goodnight to all who notice this post

what if i found something dangerous there? like mushrooms
my last party was like that meme. literally

yeah fuck off cunt
(jk gn)

just get drunk until you don't care anymore

this stupid game isn't fun

hmm. i was afraid of fucking it up.that is why i don't drink much at parties. maybe it will give me confidence. i just need some nu-disco. i only can dance those

what game?

Good night, chap.

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do you like piano jazz?

i was about to say civilisation 6 but now i'm going to say life

Weebthuanon? Are you here? I have an important question

why are you talkin to yourself

Hello guys
I am from Sup Forums you guys are strange.......

nice to meet you user. some guy here called you stupid btw. are you stupid?

?
ok

Wanna create a bait thread on Sup Forums with me? I would love to see some Sup Forums butthurt but I have no good idea about what kind of thread should I make...

>Called you stupid
When?
Also what the hell, why is balt thread combined with austrlians and new zealanders they literaly are located on other side of a planet, those british colonies, have nothing to do with us.

i am in
wow. offensive

Create a thread and give me a link

i would like to see those redditors angry

test

There is one thread on Sup Forums about balts right now but if i will post it (they) will ban me.
Also
>Trying to bait Sup Forums
There are a lot of bait threads on Sup Forums that is part of our culture, if you will make yet onother bait thread it will not change anything.
Allthough..................
I have an idea.

so about that fate series thing
it's an anime right
and it also has a vn spin off like you said
also some movie?
what should i watch/play to get into the series

>Redditors angry
wew
also wtf why i have to wait 20s before posting?
WHAT IS THIS?

so you won't spam

>muh Sup Forums xDDd
>muh trollan xddd
>muh ebin raids XDD
Find the nearest branch and hang yourelves you dumb faggots

>I have an idea.
Please share it with us.

idk we need 5 secounds before posting on Sup Forums

You guys truly are fucking strange.