NU MALE MUSIC

Discuss.

What exactly makes an album "nu-male"?

If it's popular online and not part of a kekistani meme.

Why's Pantera on there? They're one of the biggest nu-male repellants I can think of.

it's better than the trash neckbeards like to call "trve metal"

Pantera is essential "look at how tough I am" nu male music. They might be rednecks, but these days they largely appeal to nu males.

Cynic and Gorguts don't fit here.

Is nu-male a euphemism for male-feminist, progressive leftist , or the more straightforward overused "cuck"?

Why do people pretend Opeth is good?

It's whatever you want it to be.

There needs to be a version of this chart with non-metal for baiting purposes, just don't fuck it up by making it insanely obvious.

So basically all metal is nu-male metal

yes

autism

/metal is a fucking joke

It would basically be Sup Forumscore

Agree except for the sword

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nice

kero kero bonito is Sup Forumscore now?

>guitars in 2017
alright granddad, keep your slippers on

>Deathconciousness isn't there
>But Giles Corey is

feels good to have good taste

I'm a neckbeard and I like "nu-male" metal more than trve metal.

Im bretty sure the people who only listen to the stuff in that chart, would be the first to complain about sjws, gamergate, and general feminism, etc. Nu-males listen to Rap like Kanye, Kendrick, J Cole and pop rock like The Killers, Muse, etc.

>dont listen to any of those albums
>my girlfriend peg me and i like it a lot

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What exactly is "nu-male"?
Like a new male? Like a woman that transformed into a male, so it's a "new" male?.
All these males that are called "nu-male" are natural born males and have been males for a long time.

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I like how they threw in Sam Hyde for comparison to a real male

San Hyde is an edgy nu male.

If it's an effeminate, melodic, emotional, less abrasive, less heavy, or more accessible alternative to another album in its genre, it's for numals.

I don't know whether the Sword is nu-male, but I do know it's shit.

"Indie" style metal pretty much

The gayes Album in the list is astronoid - air
>lets sing like mcr but play """""black metal"""""""

Muse is pop now lmao
You NEETs are such losers lol

>Calisporkia
Accurate

So what separates Nu Male music from p4k core

Obscura is the opposite of that.

>rust in peace
>nu male

wat

Nu-male bingo.
Find out if you're a nu-male.

No, its the opposite. Nu males choose music to make people think whatever to counteract their effeminate nature

Ok that makes sense but how do any of those things describe Pantera

Half the albums shouldn't be on there. Needs a lot more hip-hop.

Everytime I see this image.

Read the fucking title nigger

whew, not a single one. You faggots better remember this the next time you feel like calling me a nu male.

>I got called a nu male recently for not listening to noise
>every noise fan and listener I know is a nu male
wtf

How can you not like Kenny Chesney?

>giving any sort of a fuck about whether something is nu male or not

one of the best pop albums of the 2010s

based CRUSHER doesn't effect the music quality

>mfw I only like one of these albums

one of the best pop albums of the 2010s

based CRUSHER doesn't effect the music quality

On here, nu male doesn't really have a fixed meaning. Basically if you dislike something, you call it foggy and for nu males.

So, this is what triggers the metal autists? Must be good records then.

>he checked
Fuck man, what a nu male.

don't forget the expansion

i agree, all noise fans are low test nu-males

leave nightbringer alone, meanie

sorry bro, but in general, metalheads (especially fucking americans) tend to be extremely politically correct these days.

this is just general mucore

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I don't get whats wrong with this one.

The quotations are things that you would say to other people.

op is still a virgin

I added another thing.

all that generic soundcloud lofi hiphop beats shit

Nothing. It's a made up term used by Sup Forums types.

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>havok
>iron reagan
explain yourself

t. nu-male

t. retard

I don't think Sup Forums is in any position to be calling people "nu-males" when their meetups unironically look like this.

These represent my taste in music almost perfectly. I fucking hate megadeth and cynic though.

what are the names of all these bands/albums? Because i dont recognise many and I expect I will like most of it.

So a majority of these albums aren't, by that definition, "nu-male?" The Great Southern Trendkill? Weighing Souls with Sand? Jane Doe? Obscura? Slow, Deep, and Hard? Rust in Peace? That's just a few. This list is a fucking mess.

i love how the people itt can't even agree on what a nu-male is
hilarious

Holy damn not even metalfags are safe now

I'm happy now, nothing applies to me
But I like most albums on the charts
send help

>itt triggered numales
kek

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