What are some things you can say at a funeral and during sex?
What are some things you can say at a funeral and during sex?
i'm going to miss you nana.
"pssssst, what if she wakes up?"
how much is this costing me?
"Fuck yeah, I love dead bodies!"
So now what?
>it was great while it lasted
You can't see the bruises.
Meh, she looks good enough.
I'm sorry this happened.
It was over too soon.
hey dad
He's getting hard!
Her time has come, and so have I
>I'm sorry... I'm truly sorry.
I don't usually cry I promise
Will there be snacks afterwards?
LET'S DO IT IN THE CEMETERY!
Do you want to have launch after?
i will never forget this day.
Lunch off
Im so sorry.... were you close?
Fuck off, plebbit cunt
Hang on a minute, I ate a dodgy burrito and now I have the liquid fire shits.
That hole is bigger than expected
noice
I'm going to cum on your face, grandma
K9, can you hear me?
Affirmative, Master.
I wish they were still alive
or:
I'm glad they're dead.