I'm a time traveler from 2050 called Igor Karaptovich, I'm a Kievan-born man born in 2028 ask me anything

I'm a time traveler from 2050 called Igor Karaptovich, I'm a Kievan-born man born in 2028 ask me anything.

Before you ask I know that the current issues are on Donald Trump and the immigrant crisis in Europe so I will say straight up, Trump dies in 2019 due to a heart attack on a visit to Reunified Korea. The immigrant crisis leads to the European Union to collapse in 2020 and the conflict in the Old-Ukraine escalates to a full on war in which Germany and France get involved. They deport over a million refugees back to Syria in which the war ended in 2020 with the victory of Assad. Most of Europe becomes fascist and nothing changes much other than free speech is slightly prohibited in Western Europe.

Literally impossible, but screenshotting and checking events later, l0llll

Does communsim ever rise again?

Does the battlefield franchise get better or worst?

Can we revive sexy robo-stalin with modern tech.

Will I ever get laid?

No, Antifanon, it does not....of course that would really only apply if Communism has actually ever "risen" as a successful governance to begin with.

Ukraine splits in two in 2022 and then unifies back together in 2025 into what we now call the Kievan Unified States (KUS) and it thrives without corruption. Russia goes into civil war where Navlniy fights against the Medvedev Regime. No one wins as they split the country in two.
Bitcoin crashes in 2018 when the North Koreans disrupt it and most of it is bought by NK. They then raise the price and sell it leading to NK becoming the second richest nation on Earth after USA.
The US debt currently is 1.62 quadrillion dollars.
The current US president is Pierce Willis and he is a conservative

Why the fuck would you travel back to 2017? Out of all the years you can travel back to you pick 2017? Gtfo

Communism doesn't but socialism does, in Europe mostly.

I doubt this will happen, but I'm screenshotting just in case.

I'm also a time traveler from 2050, what mission were you sent on ?
We might be in the same division:

B.A1.T-THR-34-D

you from that division?

Some cuck from Sup Forums messing with Sup Forums again, nice

Video games are mostly based on the Viper Architecture which remove the need for old console technology. Battlefield and Call of Duty are still around believe it or not. They are both very good. Both in SVR

Sup Forums gets removed from Sup Forums near 2020 i think. Also this place blows up in my time with the integration with Arden it becomes a mixture of a social network and a image board along with a news section

I've seen three time traveler threads, now. Whats going on?

You're a newfag. That's what's going on.

Have the aliens arrived yet?

nice dubs
shit post
Fucking fag

If you can travel back, probably wearing clothes, you can also bring other stuff. This means you can bring a camera back. Post proof you're from the future good sir, and you have my full attention.

How are the Baltic states doing and how is the weather?

When does the U.S. invade Mexico?

Weather is slightly warmer i guess, its 33 degrees celsius in Kiev right now. Baltic states get united along with KUS and other slavs to form a slavic union
no pictures sorry, our format isnt supported by the current technology you own

Humans have found bacteria on jupiter's moon Europa and a sample is currently travelling back to earth right now, major discovery if you ask me, Space X is now on Mars with 55 humans of which one is Kievan but most are US born.

>Weather is slightly warmer i guess, its
Then take a camera from 2017 back to the future, snap pictures and take it back here.

It's not that easy, time travel works on a Neuron level, think of it as re-living your ancestors life but you get to control them for a limited time. For every 10 minutes it's 10,000 Hryv'nas. We also have a strict set of rules and we have an overseer with us. I bribed mine to stay out for about an hour. Many people cant afford this too, its almost like a dream for the ancestor but they feel a black-out

I did say the formats were unsupported because i was hoping you would stray away from the topic.

what company do you work for owns the time traveling mechanism?

Utter bullshit. You are not connected to any ancestors by neurons, people do not pass neurons on to their descendants

No actual Ukranian calls their country "the Ukraine" you ignorant american piece of shit!

Also, no way a dipshit born in 2028 would be a time traveller in 2050, they would send some highly experienced and trained professional with a stable mentality. There is a reason why Delta Force only considers married men for the unit. Little snot nosed dipshits are unreliable and untested.

TL;DR: KYS faggot and lurk moar

The US invented it back in 2030s but it was only revealed in 2043 to the public, the US rents it to various countries and right now KUS is investigating the ukrainian civil war of 2014 and what the exact reasons for it to happen were. The company is BentaCent i think not sure though. I work for the Kievan government in the Neuro-Invest-Agenstvo to investigate what happened in the 2015 debaltseve battle

>fascis
but you can clearly use our severs for the internet. So why cant you use a fucking camara.

Whatever to be honest, 'the' Ukraine doesnt exist anymore its the KUS and i honestly couldnt give two shits about your opinion versus fact
Its DNA based. Americans found a way to extract certain DNA linked to exact ancestors but the sample gets smaller and smaller with every generation passed. Its then simulated somehow and we can connect to it with our brains. Im not a scientist but thats how it works i think

I got the screenshot see you in 2050 mate.

>Kievan
alot of you guys start to hang around and have some influence huh ?. Fuck off.

Kill yourself you can't even make up a convincing story. Fucking retard

I just said why, refer too and I know you want to see the world in 2050 but its not that different than in 2017, think of it as the 1970s to 2000s, not much changed on the outside but the mentality of humans changed mostly.

Which Korea is responsible for the reunification? i.e. is it homefront lore or just boring peace?
Also, how the fuck is their previously dirt poor starving population handling relative comfort and a new found ability to realise that their government was lying to them before the reunification?

We are basically 'the' Ukraine but just renamed to stop the civil war. We dont have that much influence other than a 103 million population which is constantly rising. We have great connections with the US and Germany

>Its DNA based.
Time travel is DNA based? Are you some sort of retard?

Alright then. Unsupported formats bla bla. Name one simple invention you are able to reproduce (by drawing) that we don't know of yet; ie. a Google search for the invention won't yield results. Has to be something simple like I dunno, a pressure cooker or a home appliance. I won't believe home automation tho; cuz that would be too easy.

Come on user, let us play along and let OP live his fantasy. It's interesting to discuss the possible future.

That is not how time travel works, you see time is circular and the only to get to the past is not to go travel backward into the past but to travel forward until you loop back into the past. I used to do it all the time.

>Convincing story?
I dont undestand by what you mean story. Im not reading this of anything...
Firstly North Korea got invaded by the but the Koreans were able to defend major points. The South helped the North with soldiers and as a result the Koreas were reunited as the South Korean government refused to remove their soldiers from the North. We still do not know if the South Koreans payed the chinese to invade the north for this tactic to work. Also They are still separated in reality as the North gets rebuilt with charities worldwide financing it's restructure.

Yeah I watched that episode of Futurama too

It's not fun when you can pretty much narrow down OP's age, country of origin and level of education based on the complete lack of quality he delivers. He has done no research and he pretty much sums up the average american 20 year old's understanding of recent events and our world. This is shit quality fiction.

For example: If Dolan gets a heart attack in Korea there would be a shitstorm and speculations over an assassination. Fascism carries such a social stigma that no nation state will ever adopt it in its pure form as an ideology. Deporting back 1 million people is a slow and expensive process likely to take a lot more time.

Not to mention he states NOTHING on the impact of time travel on modern society.

If you want to play pretend with a 20 year old Chad who knows pornhub, xbox and cheetos and banks on your lack of knowledge on THE Ukraine then be my guest.

>I'm a Kievan-born

fake and gay.
by 2020 Ukraine will be more destroyed than Palestine.

DO IT FAGGOT

So you all can Time Travel and decide to go to fucking 2017.... Like.. You fuckers are so God damn full of shit its hillarious. WHY 2017. Why . Makes 0 fucking sense.

>Firstly North Korea got invaded by the but the Koreans were able to defend major points. The South helped the North with soldiers and as a result the Koreas were reunited as the South Korean government refused to remove their soldiers from the North. We still do not know if the South Koreans payed the chinese to invade the north for this tactic to work. Also They are still separated in reality as the North gets rebuilt with charities worldwide financing it's restructure.

What happens to US forces stationed in Korea after the war? Do they fight? Do they remain stationed in Korea post-war?

This is more of reliving your ancestors past, the ancestor feels a black out as you control their body for a limited time. I myself am not physically present in your time but im using my fathers 19 year old body to type this out.

For the future, if you get to experience this dont look at the genitals of your ancestors, I think I'm scared for life kek

It's impossible you fucknig degenerate kid. North Korea holds leverage in the form of their artillery being able to obliterate Seoul in 13 minutes. Like i said - 0 research. KYS

Tell me the Euro millions lottery numbers for this Friday.

That face when OP paid for about an hour and won't reply anymore

It's time to stop posting son.

My flux capacitor broke and I got stuck here. I want to go back to 20th century Hollywood to bang Audrey Hepburn. But I got stuck in this shitty time period, so fuck you.

:( You hurt my feelings user.
I think you should make a thread to show us how it should be done

>Reunified Korea
>2019

I hope this is true.

Considering I never took on history i have to research most of everything to know what you are on about then yes i am at that level of education, Im not a fucking scientist that knows how the system for time travel works, please tell me how the DNA is cut into little fragments down to the basic detail. Im telling you what I know.
You are so fucking wrong
to investigate an infiltrator in the Ukrainian army administration which leaked documents to Novorussia
They didnt fight at all i dont think, and yes they are helping to rebuild the North. Its a painly slow process
I was meant to say invaded by the Chinese my bad, sorry

>calls himself a man
impossible.
the future doesn't have those you delusional cis-fuck

That idea almost brought the US to war in the early 2020s. We learned this as the Social Justice Movement in the US kek

fuck you. I was in 2050 and I didn't see you there.

liar.

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Then explain to me in any fucking way how China would accept that

The whole reason they remain allied to NK is to create a buffer zone to which the US won't base themselves, and threaten Chinese interests

For 2 years it makes 0 fucking sense,especially if it's such a major disaster (world war iii kickoff level event)

Time looper here, I can prove that I am from the future. Watch me make a prediction: By next year, no one is going to be playing with those fucking fidget spinners anymore because the surgeon general discovers that they cause autism. Just watch, it is going to happen.

Will you fight with this guy when you get back to your time?

It doesnt kick shit off, Russia was too poor to do anything, China was paid by the Koreans to do this... (This is basically a new 9/11 conspiracy for us) no one knows why but nothing major results out of it other than the koreas being reunified and China using that money to build more cities for military practises

i'm from the future. what's a fidget spinner?

I don't think you need a time traveller to know the answer to that.

Then allow me to ask from a more optimistic point of view about what you know of Australia 2017 to 2050

What's Australia?

nothing happens. Crocodiles fuck. thats pretty much it

So basically Assassin's Creed. Got it.

Tell me something about Peru in your time, you wont know because you dont care, same as me right now. Apparently all i am aware off it that the coral reef is gone and majority of sea life is in the middle of 'restarting' and many creatures are dying while others are thriving. Swimming is prohibited and aussie science guys ensured a 'no human' zone around the area to protect it from any more human contact... for you guys its somehow a big deal

what's the next breaking news/terror attack? the date is 6/19/2017 and what date does it take place on?

Its funny you say that i just looked it up and its is infact very similiar but in that virtual world you re-live what they experienced while we get to control out ancestors. to be quite honest i think the US developed this technology with the help of aliens but i guess we will never know.

Dublin in ireland gets an attack in your current summer and later on too. Since most of europe become fascist in the 2020s attacks stop happening until then.
However England, France, Netherlands, Germany, Czechia and Scotland get attacked multiple times

Scotland becomes independant and Ireland reunifies too. The fall of EU greately staggers Ireland and Britain for half a decade

>ITT: 22 rich faggot from 2050 bribes his overseer to play around in his ancestors memories through neurons to talk to people on Sup Forums
how much of a loser do you have to be to sit here and make this shit up

I work for the government and Im 21. The education system around the world changes after we start to implant chipsets into the brain. I specifically was chosen for my position because of my attributes and I did bribe the overseer

notice how you answered questions I didn't even ask yet you didn't answer the one question I did ask you

Im not making this up,


For your information this is what i wanted to tell you guys. 9/11 wasnt an inside job and the fuel greately weakened the towers structure hence why they both fell so straight. Life from outside Earth does exist on Jupiters moon Europa

When GTA 6 Will come?? In What city it will be?? :DD

How did you calculate WHERE to go in spacetime, given things like HUP or a general lack of static reference for the true motion of the earth.

This has always been the thing that bothers me most whenever time travel is discussed.

GPS

I probably wont be alive for this how do I confirm?

i said above how it works
GTA 6 is based in 3 cities, you find out which ;) and it comes out in 2021

Are you a Russian speaking Jewish Asian nigger, are there still true white people left?

How many people purchase Fallout: 4 VR (tm)

If this happens, I'm going to flip shit, because it has a 0.00000001% chance of being real.

So what is the average life span of a human in 2028 and 2050, and do antibiotic resistant bacteria ever become a big problem as people speculate it will today?

1.1 million sales on ps4 an pc
400k sales on xbox when it gets its own VR set

Really op? Theres NO way you can attach proof if this? Use an old camera? Pffft. Im out of here.

GIVE US GOOD INVESTMENT IDEAS YOU FUCK.

IBM, Microsoft, Bitcoin (It will rise to over 10k a coin)

WHAT A BRIGHT FUTURE!!

does McGregor or Mayweather win?

McGregor by KO