I want to roofy my family in law. Wife's sister has a glorious fat ass, and her mom is a fucking prize milf...

I want to roofy my family in law. Wife's sister has a glorious fat ass, and her mom is a fucking prize milf. I know I couldn't cum inside because there's no way to get it out, but hot damn I'd love to screw both of them. I would probably do this by buying enough doses for the whole family, putting them all in a gallon of juice that I've made sure fills up enough glasses for only them, and I'll pour them drinks for dinner one night or something. Will make sure dad isn't working the next day.

For her mom I'm just hoping it would knock her out. But with her sister, to make it a bit more fun, she's a pothead and apparently gets pretty frisky when drunk.

So, I slip her the roofy at dinner, everyone eats and gets tired then goes to sleep shortly after, I keep her up with me and we smoke and drink in peace (but I'll give her a mixed drink while I don't have any alcohol of course). If she doesn't give in, I'll rely on roofy memory loss, and I'll go for her when she's asleep. After a couple hours of recharging, I'll do her mom next and hope the roofy is enough for her.

Thoughts, comments? What could go wrong?

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You sick fuck, go kill yourself and leave your family alone

We are literally on Sup Forums right now

Bluepilled goyim. Kill yourself.

Good plan OP. Send pics.

Need advice here... What can go wrong? Anyone used roofies before? What is next day affects like? How much will they remember? Etc...

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Come on Sup Forums you know you want this greentext story, help me make it happen

Okay now see the stealth slushy is great for her sister, but her mom? I'll need a sleeping pill on top of the roofies or something.

Inform me on everything I need to know about roofies please, I know it can't be like hangover

Sup Forums you know you want to do this too

GET IN HERE

Uh that's... i don't know what to say other than...

Post pics

I'll post pics if you help make it happen

Most likely go to jail for rape, sexual abuse, condom possibly can tear, you cum inside, leave pieces of condom inside without cumming, wake up in the middle of it, notice who it is, possibly remembers, if she's older, you'll need some type of lubricant. At the end of the day, it's called rape what you're plotting. You should seek help.

dood. just buy 1 xanax pill, break into 3rds, crush em individually and dose to ur liking. did this to my gf one time , fucked her like a dog all night in the hotel and waa able to record everything. when she wakes up the next morning without memory of last night. i always insist shes a lightweight and make up some story that she took a shot and it went down hill from there. she never suspects a thing is wrong so i never get caught. pretty much an established amateur porn star with all the vids i have.

op youre going to fuck up your life for a nut. thats some basic shit right there.

yet another 12 year old faggot believing in the Magical Substance creating Free Fucking Opportunities

basically he took his time to write here the screenplay of some shit-tier porn manga, and asks for Expert Advice - the one you can only get on Sup Forums.

welcome to the Usual Cringe Thread, bros!

I want to roofie my aunt and have some fun

goo goo ga joob
do it faggot, nut inside or take a ride

you posted this countless times and every fucking time you told us a different story.

clearly you're just the 11yo nephew of that wasted grandma.

these two seem to be the only sound guys in this thread.

Also: i thought about spicing a girl i like in minimal dosages with MDMA, so she starts to believe "everythings" better around me, but i dont have enough experience to say how much or lil i have to use , to chicken to just start and fuck up.

Got any to show us then, user?

what stories are out there?

post them faggggooooot

my aunt needs roofies

Since OP is too lazy to find a bigger size.

anyone ever tried this? does it work? also how much rum do you use, it doesn't say

thanks user

i recorded with high quality cam. sony a390 to be precise. i have to convert the videos into webm no audio stream im not going out of my way to show u fags. im just here to post advanced getting laid techniques.

Pills work better, keeps them out longer and with no mentionable side effects.

probably should learn to read before escalating to slightly more challenging tasks

>> my ant needs roofies too

Read it you faggot it says 6oz

Only insane certified nut cunts read books by the pool.

6oz thats 3 shots i seriously doubt thats gonna do anything even for these ants

was not her book, it was the person next to her

she is not cute at all. looks like someone took a shit on a pile of raisins

ru dumb
upload, post link, kys

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>implying acting like a muzzy is being redpilled

Careful that one of them has a heart condition. Otherwise what happened to Otto Warmbier. Tell me if you don't know who that is.

>Thoughts, comments? What could go wrong?

Aha, yes. Thoughts:

This is the best idea ever

Comments:

Why are you wasting your time fucking the old woman when you could just rent a van, travel out of town, rock up outside some elementary school, kidnap some kid, drive her her to disney land, show her the best time she will ever have, if only she would stop crying about wanting her mummy all the time, beat the shit of the child, dump the van with the child inside. Rape is of course otpional, should have mentioned that before you dumped the van. I hope you haven't already gone ahead and dumped the van if you wanted to rape the kid first, cos now it's too late. Sorry about that. The next step is to get on a flight to europe. Travel to the disney land in paris. Take pictures of yourself masturbating onto helium balloons. Hundreds of pictures. Move into a hotel. Refuse to leave, even when they phone the cops. As you are being escorted out by the police, start sperging out liek a retard. Just go to town. ALso, I should have mentioned this again, sorry, burn your passport before entering disney land. Shit, sorry. Hope you are not being taken by the police in paris now with ID on you. Hopefully you are moving slower than you can read. As you are sperging out, remember to piss yourself. The police are not going to want to hold you if they think you are a retard without ID. Also don't let on that you can speak english, your scream tard noises at them. Get hospitalized. Break out. End up on the streets. Retrieve your secret stash of money. Ah shit, should have explained this. Keep all your money in a secrety stash, otherwise you are a homeless cretin at this point. Use the money you stashed to invest in the NEXT BIG THING. Step 3? Profit! USe the money to return to your family. Murder-fuck your wife, beat the shit out of your mother in law and then rape unconcious shit out of her in the bathroom. When your sister in law arrives to see what has happened, propose.

shieeeet, I was looking for numbers, not words, i'm retarded

I kinda want someone to roofie my wife and fuck her passed-out ass. Like when I'm out of town or she's at a work party.

She doesn't look like the type that needs roofies.

why not

You will not get away with it OP. You will either fuck up the dosage and get caught in the middle of one of the assaults, or you someone will taste your drugs in the juice and find you out before they pass out. I also wouldn't be surprised if the mods have already reported this thread to law enforcement, as it is illegal to conspire to commit a felony, and the language you've used expresses specific intent. Rape is a disgusting, heinous crime. Just know, if you go through with this, you are almost guaranteed to be caught. You will then be sentenced to 20 years in jail, where YOU will be raped. Save your humanity, your marriage and your asshole OP, don't do it.

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>hours of recharging
The fuck wrong with your dick

nice. cos she looks like a slut

The stories and information posted here are autistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

I love Sup Forums. So predictable, so sanctimonious.

You fucking retard...

A good friend of mine got roofies in her drink some months ago. She noticed a strange taste so she only took a few sips.. But that was enough to make her dazed so we went to the toilet and i fucked her hard. No srsly you gotta take care so they wont notice the taste or you´ll be fucked up - no more family in law. But IF that happens you still can rape and kill them

she is

where do you expect to buy rookies OP

>mfw

perhaps there's more than 1 guy who does this but your peanut brain cant think of more, limited fuckin autist

imgur.com/a/iAujq

ya wheres the best place to get some roofies

only works on amerifags

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get help or write fiction

She looks like she's DTF a young dude.

might be

Or instead of risking being put in jail, just ask her. Whats worse? Your aunt thinking youre a freak, or drugging your entire family whilst raping two of them and subsequently going to jail and having all of them plus whoever watches the news that night think youre a freak

Or just get on with the original plan?

ensure anal it is a must

This is so amazing that I thought it was pasta. Delcious fresh lulz!

Fucking five star post, nigga.

Have fun with your prison goals of 2017 user, I am sure you will fit right in
youtube.com/watch?v=z8A85cl5w3s

Also have fun losing the love and relationship of the only people who give it to you because they have to

Tell her to stop dressing so attractive or you could just drop some Molly or x to get her in the mood

good luck further ruining your life by devolution into degeneracy.

I remember when I took the easy route and hurt others at my own pathetic attempt at life.

good luck with jail, years of therapy, endless pain, and regret

nothing new though, right?

do people even know that they can change anymore? or is everyone this complacent now? fucking millennials holy fucking shit

>Tell her to stop dressing so attractive
Would you prefer burka instead?

>77
Dem digits. However, who said that user would go to prison? If he handles this right there will be no other consequences that pleasure.

molly's not good for sexy times it's too feelsy

I have the problem of my cousin that's been wanting to fuck me since I was 18 I could hear her masturbating in the other room when I fuck one of her friends she fine as hell but I like knowing she's full blown turned on by me she's fine thin stomach big tits and face like a model but she has the hottest friends

i don't need help and I do write fiction. Normally better spelled. Still, just trying to help OP out with some constructive criticism on his AMAZING plan

this warmed my cockels

Post pic of someone in question

Woman

Yea because knocking out an entire family and raping two people without anyone noticing is totally realistic....

Well, it is possible, do not be so narrow minded. Besides, what they do not know / remember doesn't really hurt them so OP is good to go, eh?

does he know you have to skin and eviscerate stuff before you cook em?
shit's gonna taste like shit

Love that ass. here's the album imagefap com/pictures/4885794/Beach-Milf

>Thoughts, comments?
yeah, enjoy prison.

As stated before, if done correctly, OP is not going to prison. No one needs to know.

Biochemist here.
1. Your "roofy" (flunitrazepam) and for that matter, any benzodiazepam, can result in fatality. This is especially true when combined with alcohol, which increases the chances by nearly 10 fold and causes a synergistic depressive effect on the CNS. Heart failure is also a possibility.
2. Benzodiazepams not only do not work on a significant portion of the population, but also can cause a pardoxical effect--as a CNS stimulator that causes anxiety to potentially violent extremes.
3. On a moral basis, you are a scumbag. Rape. Of a family member, no less. Hell has a special place for you.

This is about as stupid as the internet gets. Getting "drunk" is solely related to three things: 1. the concentration of ethanol in the bloodstream (i.e., volume of alcohol consumed);
2. the mass of body
3. the endogenous levels of alcohol dehydrogenase (heavy drinkers have more).

Getting drunk has nothing to do with whatever you mix with, and this in fact makes getting drunk less likely. Gatorade mixed with alcohol will in fact have the net opposite effect on ones' level of intoxication.

If you post this type of nonsense, you are either:
1. a child
2. mentally feeble, or
3. an immature adults

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
You were saying?

aunt jeananne

Hey, the MA in MDMS stands for methamphetamine.

Majority of MDMA sold to idiots is just bath salts

Just rape me instead, OP

Wat

>biochemist
>on a moral basis
Pick one.

>I want to roofie my aunt and have some fun
>my aunt needs roofies

this story changes ever time
clearly some oldfag that this grandma dumped and he is trying to recruit Sup Forums to trash her

>perhaps there's more than 1 guy who does this but your peanut brain cant think of more, limited fuckin autist
You are very smart. I am sure many people have this aunt and post her same images with the same file names here over and over and over again every day.
>my aunt, >my aunt, >my aunt.
>literally can't reading comprehension
>literally calls others "peanut brain"
>literally calls others "autist" (btw, autists tend to be significantly more intelligent than the average population, so you don't even seem to understand this word either)

One such famous autist, Mr. Tesla, sneers at you while you enjoy the inventions from his mind.

learned something there
thanks, user

>not him, but good job proving you are fucking retarded
instead of posting a reply that could be a reply to any post, anywhere, maybe next time just silently drool on yourself and quietly pretend you are something other than just plain dum

I fucking hope you die scumbag.
Hell has a nice toasty seat for wastes of life like you.

That's exactly what I said. I pointed out that particular point had nothing to do with being a biochemist, but rather, was on a purely "moral basis".

Are we letting people this dumb on Sup Forums now?

any Experiences on th whole matter?

Seriously, I have no need for that since the only retard participating this conversation is you. So how about you keep those bobbyis of yours privat and crawl back to that closet where you came from?

i think it was supposed to be the whole "can't taste it" part that gets them fucked

>hobbies
...and I fucked my self... fucking hell.

>same imagegs

you are the one that implied this, it was pretty obvious that I meant different people posting different women under different filenames. as I said, your peanut sized brain cant think of more, your limitations are obvious. autists being more intelligent? only on different areas, such as memory or facial recognition, but for you to say autists have more intelligence than the average population...well, you definitely are an autist. sit down and keep quiet now, sperglord.

Fuckin do it faggot. Post results.