Holy shit this literally just fucking happened

Holy shit this literally just fucking happened
>be me
>physics major
>studying for exam
>gotta take a shit
>go in bathroom
>one stall available
>fuck.jpg there's no lock
>fuck it I have to take a shit
>bro in stall next to me knows exactly what's up
>start to worry that someone might walk in and open the door while i'm shitting
>start shitting uncontrollably bc nervous
>people walk in out of bathroom
>holy fuck please no one walk in
>finally everyone left
>phew
>door opens 3 men walk in
>fuck one of those dudes is going to open my stall(There were 2 stalls and one urinal for some background)
>waiting for it to finally fucking happen
>hear a noise above me
>look up and I see a maintenance worker on a ladder
>we make eye contact
>start shitting uncontrollably
>dude is watching me shit my fucking brains out
>finish up and wipe ass
>casually stroll out of the stall
>"How's it goin gentlemen"
>go to wash hands
>they turned off the fucking water
>leave restroom without washing hands
>qt.413 in maintenance outfit chilling outside bathroom
>sexual eye contact ensues
>No idea if she listened to everything that just fucking happened

pic related

>physics major
>sexual eye contact
"ok buddy"

I'm in a frat and get laid more than you fuck off user

Lol OP is such a faggot

Ugly and short.

kek your acting like a little kid.

you dont look like someone who passes their physics major exam

Can't even flip a selfie and calls himself a "physics major"
>I call bullshit

Fucking 10/10 cringe, OP. Good fucking job. I hope to God that's a fake picture and you're trolling.

Here you go OP, no hard feelings, allrite?

OP what year of study are you so I can quiz you

man child

>frat
>your acting like a little kid
Nothing unusual here

>Nervous shits..
I get that too... I'm actually waiting to pass a job interview right now so I'm lurking while in my car... and i gots to shit so badly

I make all A's and B's sorry you faggots aren't on my level

There are two cursors already on the screen. That means this is a screenshot of a screenshot of an image. Let me just ask you this OP, wouldn't it be a lot easier if you just, I don't know, posted the picture instead of taking a screenshot of it? Clearly a B - A student would be able to work such a simple device.
>inb4 mentally challenged

fuck I should kill myself right now

What's it like to be a tiny little manlet user? Remember that nothing sexual happens for little boys under 6ft. You probably came off as a creep, better switch to dicks now considering you made an entire thread showcasing what a faggot you are.

if anyone rolls trips i'll post nudes of the girl

OP Clearly is retarded and should go back to studying

>some funny shit happens
>holyfuckneedtoposton/b/.jpg
>shitpost
>get called a fag for your shitposts
>immediate timestamped middle finger
>unnecessary picture of 6/10 qt to prove you aren't gay

show us your boipussi or gtfo

also roll I want to see her boipussi

No

Does she have a penis?

clearly you're retarded if you can't study and shitpost simultaneously

roll for boipussi

...

lmao what a thread. OP is a nigger

isn't alpha phi a sorority?

no, you are a nigger

nigger

Meh i don need trips to find women

nigger

yes it is

do it faggot

stop

>I'm in a frat

how many dicks have you touched?

top tier cringe

rollerino so I can at least jerk off to this stupid thread

fine, roll

you misspelled FAT or FAG

Dude your a chubby chump most likely a cum craving faggot.

Go grow some fucking facial hair and let your balls drop

roll again

>Alpha Phi's King of Hearts is a male beauty pageant
>Male beauty pageant
OP is the ugly bitch with the pudgy body that makes other contestants look decent

fuck

Let me guess user, you asked her if you could take a photo with her
That was it, no foreplay, no sex, no oral not even a handjob?

Am i right?

lmao

My sides are coming apart! Never been laid beta manlet/10

roll

looks like it

>i'll do y-your math homework i-i-if you let me take a r-rush picture with you
>d-do you want to h-hang out with me?
>no? o-ok see you later...

lmao OP is kill

my fucking sides

You look like one of those lesbians that wants to be a guy.

uncanny

>qt.413

physics major... get pi wrong..... 3.14159etc

gtfo faggot.

frat boy... more like fat boy.

op is probably failing his classical mechanics class, he'll be an art history major by this time next year

how do you fail classical mechanics lmao
anything after relativity i would understand, but not that XD

nice dubs

well just look at how retarded OP looks

Programming fag here. Just made a script that analyzes op's mindset. Here is the output. Pic related.

forgot to add pic

>not coding a GUI interface into your post

I can do whatever I want. Here is a picture of a trumpet.

If you are legit physics major getting A's and B's solve this simple circuit.
Good luck, here is your chance to shut these faggots up or lose even more respect