Holy shit this literally just fucking happened >be me >physics major >studying for exam >gotta take a shit >go in bathroom >one stall available >fuck.jpg there's no lock >fuck it I have to take a shit >bro in stall next to me knows exactly what's up >start to worry that someone might walk in and open the door while i'm shitting >start shitting uncontrollably bc nervous >people walk in out of bathroom >holy fuck please no one walk in >finally everyone left >phew >door opens 3 men walk in >fuck one of those dudes is going to open my stall(There were 2 stalls and one urinal for some background) >waiting for it to finally fucking happen >hear a noise above me >look up and I see a maintenance worker on a ladder >we make eye contact >start shitting uncontrollably >dude is watching me shit my fucking brains out >finish up and wipe ass >casually stroll out of the stall >"How's it goin gentlemen" >go to wash hands >they turned off the fucking water >leave restroom without washing hands >qt.413 in maintenance outfit chilling outside bathroom >sexual eye contact ensues >No idea if she listened to everything that just fucking happened
pic related
Evan Allen
>physics major >sexual eye contact "ok buddy"
Elijah Martin
I'm in a frat and get laid more than you fuck off user
Jordan Stewart
Lol OP is such a faggot
Lucas Brooks
Ugly and short.
Caleb Hill
kek your acting like a little kid.
Brody Nelson
you dont look like someone who passes their physics major exam
Aiden Butler
Can't even flip a selfie and calls himself a "physics major" >I call bullshit
Ian Sullivan
Fucking 10/10 cringe, OP. Good fucking job. I hope to God that's a fake picture and you're trolling.
Justin Ramirez
Here you go OP, no hard feelings, allrite?
Logan Howard
OP what year of study are you so I can quiz you
Luis Mitchell
man child
Michael Powell
>frat >your acting like a little kid Nothing unusual here
John Bailey
>Nervous shits.. I get that too... I'm actually waiting to pass a job interview right now so I'm lurking while in my car... and i gots to shit so badly
Cooper Perry
I make all A's and B's sorry you faggots aren't on my level
Blake Reyes
There are two cursors already on the screen. That means this is a screenshot of a screenshot of an image. Let me just ask you this OP, wouldn't it be a lot easier if you just, I don't know, posted the picture instead of taking a screenshot of it? Clearly a B - A student would be able to work such a simple device. >inb4 mentally challenged
Alexander Garcia
fuck I should kill myself right now
Cameron Adams
What's it like to be a tiny little manlet user? Remember that nothing sexual happens for little boys under 6ft. You probably came off as a creep, better switch to dicks now considering you made an entire thread showcasing what a faggot you are.
Luis Clark
if anyone rolls trips i'll post nudes of the girl
Robert Hernandez
OP Clearly is retarded and should go back to studying
Jace Reyes
>some funny shit happens >holyfuckneedtoposton/b/.jpg >shitpost >get called a fag for your shitposts >immediate timestamped middle finger >unnecessary picture of 6/10 qt to prove you aren't gay
show us your boipussi or gtfo
also roll I want to see her boipussi
Aiden Barnes
No
Xavier Roberts
Does she have a penis?
Samuel Fisher
clearly you're retarded if you can't study and shitpost simultaneously
Ethan Miller
roll for boipussi
Brandon Wood
...
Henry Robinson
lmao what a thread. OP is a nigger
Parker Howard
isn't alpha phi a sorority?
Grayson Foster
no, you are a nigger
Evan Butler
nigger
Chase Wood
Meh i don need trips to find women
Mason White
nigger
Caleb Stewart
yes it is
David Powell
do it faggot
Bentley Cox
stop
Wyatt Cox
>I'm in a frat
how many dicks have you touched?
Zachary Perez
top tier cringe
Michael Turner
rollerino so I can at least jerk off to this stupid thread
Robert Lee
fine, roll
Landon Gray
you misspelled FAT or FAG
Wyatt Flores
Dude your a chubby chump most likely a cum craving faggot.
Go grow some fucking facial hair and let your balls drop
Ian Sanchez
roll again
Michael Nguyen
>Alpha Phi's King of Hearts is a male beauty pageant >Male beauty pageant OP is the ugly bitch with the pudgy body that makes other contestants look decent
Henry Clark
fuck
Jeremiah Carter
Let me guess user, you asked her if you could take a photo with her That was it, no foreplay, no sex, no oral not even a handjob?
Am i right?
Blake Lewis
lmao
Landon Fisher
My sides are coming apart! Never been laid beta manlet/10
Benjamin Richardson
roll
William Richardson
looks like it
Lincoln Jackson
>i'll do y-your math homework i-i-if you let me take a r-rush picture with you >d-do you want to h-hang out with me? >no? o-ok see you later...
Jacob Walker
lmao OP is kill
Kayden Parker
my fucking sides
Gabriel Jenkins
You look like one of those lesbians that wants to be a guy.
Anthony Bailey
uncanny
Asher Fisher
>qt.413
physics major... get pi wrong..... 3.14159etc
gtfo faggot.
Jackson James
frat boy... more like fat boy.
Cooper Adams
op is probably failing his classical mechanics class, he'll be an art history major by this time next year
Levi Phillips
how do you fail classical mechanics lmao anything after relativity i would understand, but not that XD
Brandon Murphy
nice dubs
Dominic Scott
well just look at how retarded OP looks
Jeremiah Ramirez
Programming fag here. Just made a script that analyzes op's mindset. Here is the output. Pic related.
Ian Ortiz
forgot to add pic
Gavin Sullivan
>not coding a GUI interface into your post
Noah Peterson
I can do whatever I want. Here is a picture of a trumpet.
Isaac Smith
If you are legit physics major getting A's and B's solve this simple circuit. Good luck, here is your chance to shut these faggots up or lose even more respect