Drunk as fuck. Ama

Drunk as fuck. Ama

who's ur fave emma

Do you like green eggs and ham?

I'm drunk too...?

Roberts
Yes
Oooooooo

Yesterday I vomited blood from, I assume, the alcohol. I've been drinking about the equivalent of a 750 every night for near 2 years.

Never had this happen before. There wasn't any pain, and only happened last night and this morning. Haven't eaten anything for 2 days either.

I was able to stretch out the last 5 beers I have throughout the day and have 2 left. Still the taste makes me want to vomit.

Is it just gastritis or something?

750 what? Calories?

it happens

Bane?

when are you going to kill yourself

why would you make a thread meant for Sup Forums, but post it on Sup Forums? was this a drunken mistake?

Does he get to bring friends?
I'm scared too
Oh shit this isn't/b/?

mL

Basically a fifth

Do you have a dog? Im drunk as hell and dogs are so much cooler when youve had a few

Hello, r*ddit

Join the club

with bottom shelf booze.

Who /steel reserve/ here?

Oh shit.
Yes i do. She's adorable
WOOOO

I'm natty.

what are you drinking op

Have you been taking anti inflammatories like Aleve? What about Ibuprofen?

Those + alcohol = stomach bleeding

Regardless you want to see a doctor asap my man

Who's your waifu?

Some local IPA
Fuck that's tough. Give me a min

>fag makes thread for Sup Forums to ask him questions because he's drunk
>losers actually participate

I can't report this thread and the people in it enough

Bruh I'm OP

Hey OP, what kind of movies do you like?

I bet I can drink faster than you can report you lil bitch

...

You're going down with us.

Global Rule 7:
>Submitting false or misclassified reports, or otherwise abusing the reporting system may result in a ban. Replying to a thread stating that you've reported or "saged" it, or another post, is also not allowed.

>someone calls out thread and op
>threatens reporting
>after one reply op stops posting entirely in the thread not answering anymore questions

wat is ur waifu

this is my waifu

she has gold medals

People bitched about Semenya, but no one cared Ledecky was using her autism powers to swim faster.

can anyone help me decipher these messages?

Hmm lemme think
I need to think