SEALAND

Give me 1 reason why you're not living in the principality of sealand.
>100% white
>has its own rugby team and helipad
>0% crime rate
>Cruise in a boat all day if you want
I'm already packing my bags

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Looks like it needs repainting.

Definitely needs to be more brown

Did they spend too much of their annual budget on liquor and now can't afford paint? Or do they not possess the technology needed to proceed in painting the country? I don't understand.

Oy vey, I know just what you mean.

100% white? that's not very diverse

they sound like racists to me

Just look at the luxury that awaits you.

When you get bored, take a ride on the sea swing!

looks comfy desu

What's he looking at, Sup Forums?

I have my own country to run

Like the true chavette she is, Princess Chirley rules with an iron clapper.

>population:27

What if someone actually did try to immigrate there? Would we be accepted?

looks like europe

It got invaded once, look it up, a german and some dutchs conquered it, the king used an hellicopter to get it back, true story

he's looking at the tv you stupid fuck head

Hopefully DIY channels about how to maintain concrete structures in marine environments.
>mah "country" is already past its design life

why did I only hear about sealand yesterday?
It's tripping me out that I have never heard of this before.
Almost like a Bearenstein universe thing.

>Sup Forums starts a country

LITERALLY CRYING
youtu.be/YBs5aFiE_sY

that pic.
fucking hell.

sealand must learn to be more progressive

>SEAland
>has its own rugby team

But where do they practice?

>Boss, you need to go out on missions to expand motherbase.

On the helipad, duh

>Australia

holy fucc

they need to have this blasting 24/7 at sealand
like zone music in an rpg

like you arrive there on boat and hear it louder as you come closer

then explore the city with the music

like rpg game

real life rpg

:)

Family Guy did a parody episode of it years ago

is it really nothing but a fucking hut on on old platform

how can a nation consist only of a crumbling single story flat

you dickhead fuckhead

those two pillars it sits on are hollow, full of different housing zones

it's glorious

REALLY? What episode?
No troll pls

Are there any other duly appointed Sea Lords here, or is it all merely unwashed plebeians?

E MARE LIBERTAS!

its literally the best attempt when whites try to make a country.

what is her official title? Slag in Chief?

POL BTFO HE MEMED US GUD HOW CAN WE EVER RECOVER

post floorplans pls

Greatest ally

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E._Peterbus_Unum

>/pol could get 27 people to join its country
would fuck to gain citizenship through anchor baby

The episode where Peter made Petoria

why does your flag look so weird

>tiny isolated building full of "ironic" commie hipsters
Yeah, I don't really care.

dont have em
just watch the doco they show you everything

part 1:
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As an international law student, micronations give me a huge boner.

Drug laws?
Can I bring my cocaine and mephedrone?

when the nuclear hell-fire comes Sealand will be the only safe place

Only the best for mother russia

>ign rated this episode
Kek why? Also its not really sealand related just micronations

The german guy still has a website about it includes nazi ufos and everything all i really remember is him ranting about vril technology dont remember the website name

Wanna make a country in our way?

Why? 99.9% of them have no legitimacy whatsoever, but the local governments just can't be half-assed to go down and fuck with the autistic guy that runs it.

One time they did though. Some sperglord build a tropical island out of sand, said it was a new country, and the neighboring island of niggers invaded it with a boat and took it, kek.

Mfw this is literally Sup Forums's dream country

Lmao

Laws
>gas the jews
>hitler did nothing wrong

That would be the extent of pol island

is that a gun turret?

its a spear gun to catch large fish to eat
next to it is a winch/hoist for lifting

No. That's artillery.

We need to take Sealand over.

They're really a blitzball team

Sealand argues the fact Germany sent a negotiator as germany recognizing their sovereignty

My friend went for that, we started joaning him when we realized he paid $50 for a crude certificate signed by some NEET on a block of concrete.

looks cold and miserable as fuck

Was the anti refugee boat guy ever confirmed legit or honeypot? We could use his boat if legit

Sealand and the Principality of Hutt River pretty much managed to get their old countries to retract their authority over the areas, which gives them some legitimacy. This is quite amazing as it makes them a twilight zone of being a country

Being in the ocean far from land after a nuclear apocalypse would be a slow horrific death. I don't see food growing on that steel thing

This too

youtu.be/YBs5aFiE_sY

I can't stop listening

Sup Forums should set up shop there.

it would be the glorious all-white nation we've dreamed of for years

Someone needs to visit and post on Sup Forums on that barbaric computer from the picture to give everyone the ultimate rare flag

Sealand is not a country

Yep. I believe some British Court judged Britain had no jurisdiction over Sealand as it was founded before the expansion of National Waters.

of course it does

it used to be part of england

peasants

its warm, comfy and you can jack off in peace its actually good

NEW OC

you might have that but i have napolitanke

>potato king

It actually doesn't have zero crime rate.

I'd much rather jack off in the woods instead of a desolate shitty abandoned oil rig

/r9k/

kekled

10/10

What is the GNP of this "sealand" you speak of?

Well, at least is not 25% pedophiles like the Pitcairn Islands.

>Mfw sealand sounds like an amusement park

They claim it's $600,000

Does that give you permission to stop by for a cheeky visit now and then?

sea floor farming lad

>They claim it's $600,000

H-how?

Selling a shitload of passports, lord certificates and stamps. Gullible people like think they're worth something/cool to have

Its pretty cool tbf

Oh, I know ;_;

>Not wanting to live in comfy paradise

What a fucking slag

How plausible is it that we get all the ex-military from /k/ to overthrow Sealand government for shits and giggles? Does Sealand actually have a bigger country's military to back them up?

Just googled "take over sealand" and found this youtu.be/W50prKHi4RM

Kek

Wtf is sealand does big boss live there?

Holy shit, they have a wii.

They don't. Problem is, you'll need to go through British waters to get there, and if their coast guard doesn't stop you, Sealand itself has artillery.

It can be done, but not by a ragtag Sup Forums band of loser.

It exists within UK territory so I'd imagine there's be quite a few upset bongs.