What do I say? Why am I cool?
The only thing I can think of is that I have a near photographic memory, am funny when off my meds, and despite being suicidal my adult life I seem to have a pretty cool head. I don't have many friends, but those who do choose to become my friend are very close and care about me. That is the truth. But being myself never got me laid
You're cool because you flirt with fugly women or transmen, whatever that thing is, its like a public service, so thank you
"You wouldn't have to ask if you met me off my meds :P"
Sorry about your BPD by the way :c
Meds.
Keep it cool, stay in school.
That's not how mood control drugs work lol
You are cool because you suck cock
I'm on antipsychotics
because you can fit your fist in your mouth
Tell her you take big dick pills that is why you're packin heat.
your menstrual cycle has the precision of an atomic clock
your cool because you only look like a little bit of a faggot when you wear socks with your sandals
you can pee and cum at the same time
you are a 7th degree master in the art of nipple play
you never use "there", "their", or "they're" incorrectly
I see. That's not the standard for bipolar. Though it still doesn't exactly prevent you from having a sense of humor.
your herpes outbreaks spell out your initials
"i love you baby never wanna lose you"
Dude listen. its not about not being yourself. just know when to throw in jokes and make them laugh. Then you can be motherfucking james bond for all they care. if you show interest and make them laugh and they bite you are in. just dont be a pussy and dont be scared to say the things you have to say when you feel like it.
sometimes, your farts have the faintest hint of cherries
>said the virgin
say
"DN"
she'll ask "Whats DN"
You say "DEEEZ NUTTSSS BABY"
ezgetsalltheladies.
Ask her why niggers are so good at basketball.
This was so unfunny I think I contracted AIDS.
everyone knows you can only get aids from letting a homeless jew spit in your mouth
Well, reading that post gave me practically the same feeling.
"because i am not a negro"
I think OP abandoned ship. fucking mook
Op here. Go fuck yourself im not a mook. I just haven't read anything worth texting.
the hookers when I tip them $100
"implying said the virgin"
been with a girl for 7 years and havent fucked her once, you're totally right. aside of that i fuck whores whenever the fuck i want.
'im cool'
you're hilarious OP, just keep it up
Thank you
Lol.
Shut your mouth. fuckin summerfag
I'm cool because I'm faggot and suck dicks
corniest fucking shit ever. leaving thread, peace.
remember this shit. peace boi.
my brother took our toilet seat because he knows I cant pee without it