Ask a french drunk guy anything !

Ask a french drunk guy anything !

Does getting drunk help ease the pain of being French?

What beverage have you partaken?

Anything !

Any monarchists here? I'm gonna decapitate you're ass!

I'm just happy to be an ubermench sorry canuck
red label (whikey)

poste ta soeur steeeeeeeeeeeeeplééééé steeeeeepléééééé

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just discoered that my keyboard has a french setting

fuck you frogs REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!É!ÉÉ!ÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉéÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈèç^àç;

Johnnie Walker?

One of my ex :p
yes
héhé

faggot

Who are you voting for french amigo

I have no fucking idea !!! reeeeeee
dubs tell me what to vote

T'es d'où mon pote ?

idf

Is today easter? Whiskey sounds good about right now, but I don't want some religious clerk giving me a hard time.

c'est une blaine ton ex

Now those are some fatty titties

Ah. C'est con t'avais l'air sympatoche :/

Do French people really hate the English?

i got dub
tu votes pour Emmanuel Macron

hey demain je viens chez toi on se met une seconde cuite ok

its'on sunday/monday
ils sont mieux en vrai !
she's not event fat :'(
english are the eternal enemy, us are the eternal bros
bon bah ok mais je suis triste

es tu parisien?

oui :(

Moi aussi MAMEN

paris est la seule bonne ville au france.
comme je dis: paris ou rien.

That would mean I hate myself user.

Which I do

redpill moi sur les mamadou les bougnoules(les hrissa-les couscous) son't t-ils vraiments des sauvage comme certain user affirme ??

the french revolution was a mistake
kike

Beaucoup le sont mais beaucoup ne le sont pas aussi.
Difficile à dire lolo

sois pas timide faut me poser des questions persos
I don't
pas vraiment, juste une minorité de relou mais en général non.

no, divine monarchy is dumb

Ta gueule le ketur
TOULON TOULON TOULON TOULON TOULON TOULON TOULON TOULON TOULON TOULON

non la goulette-tunis la goulette-tunis la goulette-tunis

What have you done for your country lately?

You like history much?

>cringe : the pics

ugly tits

Don't be mad Karim, Africa is a nice place to live in.

i really feel bad for ben garrison

Alors comment vont les "affaires" (sens figuré et deuxième sens figuré)

What happened?

what is your honest opinion about my cunt?

What number shot are you on, lad?

My ancestors were the severed arm of the royal french empire.

The king guaranteed french citizenship to all of my ancestors decendants. He was the lead bodyguard of the bishop of new france.

My last name is actually a "war name" given by the royal french army. The old mill of my family from the 1600s is still standing right outside the old roman provincial capital... and my gothic real last name and the fact that my ancestors were land owners implies roman roots too

Still dodging the guillotines desu

i really like france

...

LOL
i've literally never heard anyone saying bad things about the UK and the english people with genuine dislike
People don't think about english people
I think it's them who have a problem with us
I was really surprised when coming here how much they hate us

When are you going to return Alsace Lorraine?

Alsace-Lorraine belongs to France, sorry...

t. alsatian

best french car ever made?

>Alsace-Lorraine belongs to France
For now.

Is French cheese really that good?

I don't know about french cheese but american cheese sure is disgusting, it's like eating plastic

What are you implying, my germanic friend?

...

Uhm thanks for answering my question with a response about America.

I guess so. If everybody say it's good then I guess it's for a reason.

>my germanic friend

You're talking about processed kraft cheese. Colby, Monterey, and Pepper Jack are pretty good.

wrong

Did you know the guillotine, or the Halifax Gibbet as it should be known, was an English invention?

>french are incapable of nuance
that famous british humour

>he saves screenshots of posts from anonymous

Very sad and totally irrelevant.

Why are french girls so slutty and love cheating?

He spells calibre wrong and hates our cromwell
he's not english

Wouldn't you enjoy having as many dicks in you if you were a girl?

England is a french invention.

No, I'd be loyal to my loved one.

t. A baguette girl broke my heart

Well what Cheese do you eat? Apparently not cheese made in France.

How salty were you ( plural ) when you lost the Euro football cup

Why do you hate Jewish people?

England was a nation and unified before the Norman conquest, sweetheart.

and we're all better off for it

thanks france

Should I smoke another bowl?

bwahahaha they're not meant for this

What number republic is France on at the moment, like the 4th or something isn't it? I can never keep count with them chopping and changing so much, they're never unified for more than two seconds. What England can be thankful for though is certain regions of France being bros.

How do I get a French girlfriend?

I'm a mongrel of various European nationalities but the biggest portion of my family is French and I want kids who are less of a mongrel than me.

It is the Fifth Republic, and please don't be disrespectful

go to africa it is the same

please do not be disrespectful to france

>a britbong telling me to respect my own country
fuck off moron you have no right to say this, your entire country disrespect mine since your very creation so fuck off to hell

Why do the French spend so much time eating lunch/dinner?
I'm actually just curious.

france created england so I doubt it

Who is the hottest purebred French woman?

...

Audrey tatou

She's a bit mature now, and that seems like a very entry-level choice.

Lola Le Lann

Short answer:
Because we can and because we should.

Long answer:
We can because we have the food culture (don't believe le expensive French cuisine meme btw, traditional French food is cheap and very comfy).
And we should because it is also an excuse to socialize with people, be it your coworkers for lunch during weekdays or family at night or in the weekends.

We're slowly losing this great tradition though, thanks coca-colonization

t. French expat in Japan

What? We don't take much time. 25-30 minutes for lunch is the average if you're eating a normal meal. But with family at home it's like an hour or more.
When festivities it can last 1.5 hours

I bet you saw that stupid video on YT by Seeker Daily or whatever their name is now when these fucking idiots said we eat for 4 hours every day at lunch
those guys are one more reason i hate americans

She looks like a Spaniard.

Immonde

Attractive french girls are the ones that could pass for spaniards, so most qts are in the southern parts.

tits of obese girl

More like an obese man.

Roll for melenchon

Reroll

Are you drunk enough to ask your triple ex (the girl you tried before your ex was your ex) for anal sex?

Drunk self check incoming. Feels gud, homebois.