Australian hero

>Australian hero

American Hero

>British Hero

>Austrian Hero

American Hero

We dont see Ned Kelly as a hero at all. He was simply a criminal who wore iconic heavy steel armour. Just because movies have been made about Geronimo the Indian Chief, does that mean you are bending over each morning to take redskin dick up your arse?

Nope, just a criminal who simply had enough of corruption. More of an anti-hero.

But I will tell you this, Billy the Kid would shit his pants if he ever met Ned Kelly

is that real?

It's photoshop.

I am actually Indian (aka Redskin if you're racist) so you can go fuck yourself while I fuck your girlfriend with my big red cock

pic related are my girlfriends

Hero ?? he got BTFO m9

>feather nigger gets butt hurt

says the emu

>Literally a conquered people

>We dont see Ned Kelly as a hero at all. He was simply a criminal

What? He stood up for his family in a time where the Australian Government harassed his people (Irish Catholics) That's why he is considered a hero to some. Maybe if more people had his spirit, Australia wouldn't be an SJW shithole

>Needs dreamtime with lysol.
Fuck off Chug.

>Australia
>not literally conquered by the United States

I probably make more money than you silly leaf fucker

I'm more of a Chopper fan.

that hilarious, because you know he was irish right?

Argentinian hero

He has a strong chin and beautiful blue eyes. Who is this man?

Chopper is a degenerate and legitimately retarded.

it's moot you newfag

>is

He denied an organ transplant because he thought it would be better in a child than in him. He died of cancer a few years back because of this decision.

>Australia is both a SJW shithole and a politically incorrect shithole

>He denied an organ transplant because he thought it would be better in a child than in him.

wow after this amazing news I am now a #cruzmissile

Howard fucked the housing market than Obama does to his fucking big black wife.

>American

Degenerate retard or not, he still died a noble death.

>he makes threads about Aussies during our off hours because he can't deal with the bant onslaught from the boys during sick cunt hours

Nobody in Britain knows who he is, he obviously appeals to an American audience

There's nothing noble about death, everyone dies, it's how you lived that matters.

>a fucking leaf

>sick cunt hours
you mean summer?

DELET THIS

>he obviously appeals to an American audience

We could say that the helmet is a battle burqa and it'd instantly appeal to strong British women everywhere.

That's not m00t retard. This is

Both matter. Going to Valhalla requires honor in life and a glorious death. Even if modern society often denies us the latter, we must never forget.

>one tenth your size
>basically your closest allies

Why do we do this love/hate nonsense USA?

you're our closest allies because of Britain who is only your closest allies because they realize the petty crimes your ancestors committed fares nothing in comparison to what the rest of actually does

>Why do we do this love/hate nonsense USA?

They stopped being lads with their WW2 generation and took up passive aggression and estrogen tactics from their women. Meanwhile we never stopped being lads. Now they see that they goofed hard and they resent us for our natural bant levels and all around sick cunt ways.

Kinda checks off the most important things for being an Australian hero, then

fukken oath cunt

Based Tone, wicket incoming

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you wish you could get to our level m8

>our level

muh sekrit country

pay enough attention to aussie posts and youse cunts might finally learn how to bant again

we are willing to share our hard won secrets to bant success and right the wrongs that decades of passive aggression has done to you

just because you don't have jobs doesn't mean you can bantz better than the rest of us

typical estrogen response

the fuckin state of you, mate

>sabiba
Is that some adidas ripoff?

mirror

Things America is better than Australians at:
1. working
2. driving
3. drinking
4. hunting
5. building
6. cleaning
7. genociding
8. warring
9. bantering
10. sporting

>yfw

You're not white, are you

Things americans do better than the rest of the world
1: Obeisity
2: Wal-marts
3: Violent crime
4:Obeisity
5:Sucking up to the jews
6:Degeneracy
7:Obeisity
8:Being fat fucks
9:Failing at imperialism
10: Last but not least, Obeisity

You missed school shootings.

>he's so triggered he just made a 10 point list

oi just fukken relax aye youse cunts can go back to being absolute bloody legends if you only listen to us lads we are here to guide you

Things Americans do better than the rest of the world
1. Hockey

Things Americans do better than the Rest of the World:
1. Spelling
2. Capitalism
3. Hunting
4. Spelling
5. Balancing power in the Middle East
6. Adopting European Culture
7. Spelling
8. Farming
9. Not being British
10. Last but not least, Spelling

>Things americans do better than the rest of the world
>1: Obeisity spelling
>2: Wal-marts spelling
>3: Violent crime niggers
>4:Obeisity spelling
>5:Sucking up to the jews- lol, leaf. Nice hatecrimes
>6:Degeneracy
>7:Obeisity spelling
>8:Being fat fucks I've been to Candinavia
>9:Failing at imperialism- good firefighters
>10: Last but not least, Obeisity spelling

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american """""banter"""""

disgraceful how far you boys have fallen

>Australia
>England

it's like comparing apples to oranges now m8

shame how far you cunts have fallen

People who live in a glass country shouldn't throw stones

>he somehow thinks water is glass
11. Chemistry

May God bless his soul.

>Not getting the proverb
American education everybody

People who live in an arse country shouldn't smoke cones

>not believing in kek

Try looking up the story of William Fraser and the Hornet Bank Massacre. He is a little known Australian hero.

>You slowly realise banter is the muslims greatest weakness

>it's like comparing apples to oranges now m8

woah don't waste a line that good on the internet

save cheek that brilliant for the next nandos meetup and have all the other cunts wondering how you always manage to slay em

BTFO
T
F
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Most countries are, believe it or not. It's just the former wish to rule the latter.

These people are probably the exact people who need a few cones.