Sex scene

>sex scene
>stop the movie and start pacing around the room

>character spills spaghetti
>pace around the room for a full minute

>makeout scene
>increase to 5x speed

>he doesn't watch movies at x8

Pathetic /r9k/ users

spotted the normalfag

>sex scene
>make sure the door is closed, and slip the headphones on

>see a funny/frustrating scene while watching a movie or show
>pause it, head over to skype to discuss/bitch with my online friends about it
>check in on Sup Forums, possibly just browse the first page once, possibly get lost in multiple threads for half an hour or more
>see media tab
>keep watching
>new funny/frustrating part comes up
>repeat

It seriously takes me hours to watch anything.

>michael cera appears on screen
>shut down the tv and start pacing around the room to cope with it

what's that word for people who like to watch other people having sex?

>characters kiss
>stop movie
>smash screen
>start smashing everything in my room until I run out of breath

>sex scene
>just fast forward it
every time

Well-adjusted?

Cuck?

Voyeur?

Sex is one of the most natural things humans (all living animals really) do. We are all designed to pass on our DNA and create offspring, it is what drives us in nearly all our actions, conscious and subconsciously. It's nothing to be afraid of user.

Lol

Hi, cuck.

Ooh ya got me. Good job.

>teen flick
>SO HERES YOUR HOLIDAY starts playing

>he watches anything less than films

>it ain't me starts playing

>sex scene
>avert my eyes look down
What am I supposed to be doing?
If I wanted porn I'd watch porn

holy shit this

dubs confirm
Cinema was more tasteful when sex didn't go beyond
>implying sex
in movies. Sex scenes are just pleb bait.