So i shared this last week Theirs a 50 something year old at work >I've been there for 3 years >We would just make small talk and she jokes a lot >She smokes >Now recently on year 3 she's said if she was younger she'd chase me. >I ask how old she is. She's hesitant but tells. >I say that's not old >She breaks eye contact and looks shocked >Many weeks later we're alone and she touches my hand >Now its been a few months. I see her at work every now and then but its briefly. >Other day she sees me and I'm busy looking for something. >As I search she greets me and gently scratches my back >We talk a little and she laughs at unfunny joke >We hold eye contact smiling then I leave
She's divorced. She wants the D or just lonely?
YOU BASTARDS SAID YES. I WENT FOR IT AND GOT NICELY REJECTED. I'M SO EMBARASSED, FAGGOTS!
Levi Fisher
lol, faggot
Luis Cox
Rofl.
Chase Reed
The funny part minutes before I went for it she greeted me. Said she likes seeing me cause Im so cute and made small talk. Ugggh i feel like a faggot. I haven't gotten laid in 2years. Fml.
Jordan Mitchell
It was worth a try. And you've planted the seed of an idea.
Samuel Lee
You tried, got your answer, just laugh it off and move on. Try to stay casual work friends. Although maybe she is just self conscious...
Carson Sanders
>Theirs kys
Juan Peterson
Fuck you
Brayden Gonzalez
How do I get laid now?
Zachary Hughes
You are a faggot indeed. However you should just fuck her because that's what she wants according to what you said
Charles Bailey
try going for another gal, maybe shell see and get jealous so if the other gal doesnt work out you can go back to her
Nathaniel Martin
>planted the seed no, he did not lol
Isaiah Watson
Nah girls my age don't want me. Not even this one girl who has low self esteem but is a solid 7 I used to text. Life is lame
David Price
Did you just say wanna fuck? She's from a different time, dude. You gotta be subtle and romantic.
Ethan Flores
She's thinking about it. Let her stew for a while. She needs that dick, user.
Gabriel Hughes
Help me get laid instead of shitting on me lol. I'm 22 and 5'5.
Asher Morris
what job do you do op i want to work somewhere with divoced old women too
Anthony Martinez
She did seem to be giving the cues. The only other interpretation is that she thinks your some kind of retarded loser, and she was simply trying to be nice.
James Lewis
How did you ask her op? Did u just say "wanna fuck?" Or did u ask her is she wanted to hang out or go for a drink after work
Ayden Sullivan
Kek, you're an idiot... you've clearly never seduced a milf in your life.
If anything, OP is too much of a beta to give her confidence in taking such a big step. If he were more forward about it, like a fucking man instead of an effeminate millennial dork, he would have gotten his dick wet for sure.
Dylan Garcia
No i didnt say lets fuck lol. I made small talk movies since she used to let me borrow them. So i said what movies you seen lately? She gave a lengthy answer. I told her a movie I seen in theaters. She told me she rathers see movies at home and blah with little jokes. I agreed it is better. Then slipped in you ever want to see a movie some time? She said her neighbor always bugs her with tickets but she rather watch em at home but thanks with a smile. I smiled and said you're welcome. If I corrected her I'd look more desperate and ruin her excuse. She could easily said we can at my place if she was with it
>user says seed was planted No dude but regret was in my mind tho lol
Blake Martin
Retail lol
Luis Green
Liar
Christian Baker
No i didnt say lets fuck lol. I made small talk movies since she used to let me borrow them. So i said what movies you seen lately? She gave a lengthy answer. I told her a movie I seen in theaters. She told me she rathers see movies at home and blah with little jokes. I agreed it is better. Then slipped in you ever want to see a movie some time? She said her neighbor always bugs her with tickets but she rather watch em at home but thanks with a smile. I smiled and said you're welcome. If I corrected her I'd look more desperate and ruin her excuse. She could easily said we can at my place if she was with it
John White
Yeah I only got laid once to a girl who was 24 when i was 20 via an app called skout. She was a single mother.
Jordan Sanders
OP, she wants it... but it's a big taboo subject, and she'd be humiliated if people found out.
You have to be more forward about it. Make stronger innuendoes, be bolder. Be a MAN so she's sure you aren't going to be weird about it or run around telling your little faggot friends.
Tell her she's sexy. Just try that... casually tell her some day.
Adam Rivera
bring her flowers and a box of chocolates to work user. then when she smiles, wink at her and kiss her hand. her pussy will melt right then and there. :^)
Isaiah Anderson
Lmfao
Nolan Carter
Your a faggot you should have offered to watch a movie with her at your place or hers after she said that. the person who made it awkward was you for not accepting it on her terms she literally told you want she wanted! Which was not to be seen in public with you but at her place
Daniel Torres
Hmm ok
William Russell
Eh fuck it, I'm over it. I'll just start working out
Samuel Gutierrez
Oh shut up
Adrian Turner
>If anything, OP is too much of a beta to give her confidence in taking such a big step. If he were more forward about it, like a fucking man instead of an effeminate millennial dork, he would have gotten his dick wet for sure.
Really? The funny part minutes before I went for it she greeted me. Said she likes seeing me cause Im so cute and made small talk.