Might buy one of these fuck me silly big black ass's on amazon for $200, you think its a good investment or should I save up and get a whole sex doll for $2000?
Might buy one of these fuck me silly big black ass's on amazon for $200...
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Save up and get 10, $200 hookers.
Use that money and get a gf god damn dude
I have social anxiety and can't be with a girl for long before it gets serious
It feels good to have it bouncing up and down on your dick when you are sitting. You can make it ride your dick if you do calf lifts while reclining in a chair.
So it seems like you can still initially get girls, so just either smash and dash or fuck buddies. Not rocket science
Well I'm not saying I have trouble getting with girls I just figured getting one of these big black ass's would be fun to have, figure I try one out when I'm home and need something to get me off watching porn
Don't do it bro. You'll just make your social anxiety worse. Why bother making an effort with girls when you can stick your dick in that monstrosity, right?
Don't be that guy.
And don't justify it by saying it's just a bit of fun... Not when you're contemplating saving $2000 fucking dollars on a sex doll.
*for
Rape is free. Save your money for antibiotics in case the victim has a disease.
Buy it.
Save for some top tier sex doll with full option.
Much better option than dating and getting married with some imbecile bitch eventually.
I saw a .gif of one of those and it looked amazing but most people say it felt like fucking a water bed
So your worried I might end up like these guys imagining there dolls as real people, believe me I have issues but I'm not a fucking nutjob
>2017
>paying for a cuck toy
>
Get this, it's still just $200 but a whole upper body in real life size: toydemon.com
What the fuck is that shit?? lol thanks but I'll stick with the black booty sex toy
Just jerk off with bengay it gives close to the same feeling.
Just got one. Regret it. The cleaning process and the moving it around is a pain. Get a fleshligt.
Also, it's not great on the inside. Almost 0 texture... :(
save up and get a life instead. $200 for a fucktoy is insanely expensive. Might as well dip it into a glass of jello.
So a doll would better, you can choose the texture for them
Its meant for pounding the fuck out of it. That and having a bigger dick helps too.
well my dick is 6 inches thick so I'll have to make do with that
Fuck all the haters buy that thing
Buy it
>believe me I have issues but I'm not a fucking nutjob
>considers spending actual money on plastic fuck piece that somebody will see one day
The toy isn't going to be seen by anyone jeez even if I have to store in the closet or hide it somewhere
I bought a sex doll. I fucked her so hard that I broke her back. Tried to fuck her after that but the grinding of the skeloton made my dick go limp and and could only lay her down. I couldnt pose her anymore.
I ended up cutting her in half and removing her eyes. I did not know how to dispose of her. I just threw her in my closet hoping no one finds her.
Enhoy that paranoia
Weirdo
fuck off shillbot
>her
I have a Topco Perfect Butt which is very similar. It does a good job of simulating anal, if you are into that.
Just buy a pocket pussy that's one foot long, tie it off at the point where your tip would reach, wrap it in a huge blanket, lube it, and fuck away
Sorry. "It".
To be fair the dolls are very pretty to look at before you ravage them beyond recognition.
>cutting her in half and removing her eyes
>her
This thread again?
I'll buy it. Could use IT for the carpool lane
How do you throw one out with out looking like a pervert or a homicide.
>her (x9)
Freeway on ramp.
She is in 3 seperate pieces. I removed the head also. I would haul her or it off to the dump but I am afraid of being pulled over with what looks like a dismembered body in my trunk.
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You never do. You collect humiliating products of that nature until you die and put shame and guilt on a loved one who discovers them while grieving.
That would make it somebody's job to take care of. don't be that guy.
I'm not going to spend my money and throw this shit away, besides even if I did I'd probably just wrap it in a garbage bag problem solved
get yourself a vive and check out waifu simulator, vimeo.com
just get a sex doll for $20 there lots of fun
Wagecuck redneck filth detected
Who is that guy? He fucks like a middle schooler
at least make sure you douse it in acetone thoroughly and clean it out/melt it into a goo first. The last thing you want is someone saving up your cum and using it in a crime scene to detour the cops from his ass.
This shit isn't going to replace meeting up with girls I'm not resorting to making a waifu simulator my new girlfriend
its me with my doll betty
>Sociopathic future killer
Did u come here on a space ship
You're an odd one. How did you get in there with a doll, while naked? Nobody had to piss or shit in the building? You don't have better things to do? You don't care about yourself as a person to this extent?
huh ?
>200 dollars
Holy crap man
Just use your hand or a sofa
If your going to engage in degeneracy at least don't go paying an arm and a leg for it.
But it looks good man just thinking of pounding it makes my dick hard
It's called Valium and Xanax, look into it you retard
Head on down to the girlfriend store OP, this user is right.
>being this forcibly edgy
>2017
>???
Let me be clear I'm not looking for a girlfriend, done that shit and was miserable half the time being with her so I'm settling with this until then
Fucking shill.
save your money for a bionic arm so it feels like someone else beating your upset sausage
Yeah but then after you bust a nut you will hate yourself cause it wasnt worth 200 bucks. Go fuck some bitch off tinder
In the long run isn't this only going to save me money from paying for all those drinks, cab rides and hotel rooms I'd be spending trying to hook up with a bitch? even paying an escort on top of that for the same amount? I think I've made my point clear on this I'm getting the fuck toy whether you fags want me to or not lol
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