My sister and I may or may not have downed 700mg of soma and 4 shots of vodka each and I'm completely fine while she...

My sister and I may or may not have downed 700mg of soma and 4 shots of vodka each and I'm completely fine while she still may or may not be in outer space right now. What should I do in this "hypothetical" situation?

Show us her tits.

Did you space the soma out? If so you probably dun goofed, I was on it for years and you should take it all at once

She may or may not be underage

She may or may not have taken 4 halfs of two 350s in under an hour while taking shots in between

My advice is drink more and take more if you wanna get high. How long ago was the last pill? Also stop with the may or may not shit, no gives a fuck what you do dude

I've been high for like the past three days and I'm kinda stealing these. I'm 175 pounds 5' 11" and she's maybe 120 or less and about 5' 4"

DJ, is that you?

show us the part that may not be underage then...

Kik me nocashkilla i had a similar experience

I don't think that's what he's asking. I think he wants to fuck his sister.

Nope

Fuck off pedophile

>unzip dick
>???
>profit

Flip her over and have your way with her, obviously

how is asking to see something that isn't underage a pedo?

Definitely not fucking my underage sister

Then what's the point?

why do drugs with her then?

Finger?

Can yoj dump the other ones of her i lost them

Tight. Pussy.

think of the benefits... or is she a whale?

We both like to get high, we smoked pot
Together last night.
No
Not tight enough to be worth statutory and incest
Not a whale as I stated earlier, flat stomach but still, no.

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