No niggas allowed

No niggas allowed.
Lets do this boys.

I own legal title to a car.

i drive a pt cruiser.

I'll only have sex with an Asian if I pay for it in a distant land.

I have never spoken the phrases "baby daddy" or "baby momma"

I like Frank Sinatra

please jump in front of a train.

I know my dad.

Philando's death was a tragic accident, not murder.

oh wait sorry you said "never". disregard my previous comment.

A demand a supervisor if things don't go my way.

see, I was waiting for you to post that. I didn't instantly fly into a rage and threaten to kill you.

Because I'm not a nigger.

I go to Tupperware parties

I think fat white women are disgusting and subhuman.

I've raped my sister and I fantasize about shooting spree with the po-lice because Im all about that anarchy life yo.

my girlfriend has normal-sized buttocks and I'm ok with this

I hate artificial grape flavor and hate menthol anything

kek. thanks for being white, user.

originality

Kek'd and chek'd

(Also I don't buy used Grand Marquis or cop cars for 1000 and put 3000 in wheels on it)

>when you're so mad black people get all the white women you despise your interests and become a cuck

I clap when the plane lands

I can read the text on this page

I like Alex Jones

I drink milk.

I'm not a nigger

I can swim.

I can't translate monkey speak, no matter how hard I try

My Sunday church service is under an hour

I tip the waitress when I go out to eat.

I have green eyes

I rolled over my 401k into an IRA and now Im looking into diversifying my investment

I fantasize about fucking my bitch when she's in heat.

Hamlo Im brown

...

My dick is under 5 inches.

I dont walk around in public with my phone on speaker talking to other niggers/playing music

My credit score is 731

My F-150's been paid off for years.

Thanks for being white.

I play hockey.

I can swim, I have a job and none of my relatives are in prison

not white enough. keep trying user

I have a stable job and do well at it. Also I've known my father for my whole life and have a great relationship with him

I finished high school.

My parents hid the wires to my PS2 when I got a D on my report card.

I've never stolen a bike

I pronounce the word strength, not stremf

...

My wife and mother do not make church services into hat contests.

damn don't tell me niggers are doing this now

I have access to internet.

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Eminem is my favorite rapper

selfie

have a 401k

Get out of our thread you flat faced gook.

my elbows are naturally moist

I'm Chicano, can I stay?

Subscribe to Rommyh on YouTube

YAY FOR CASUALS!!!! :D

I need that radio back though

In school I never hit white boys elbows with those wooden horse brushes

I also wear my Yeezy's

according to this faggot its not enough anymore

In school I would rub a ruler against my shoe til it got hot and burn somebody neck

You could be that nigger on the predators, try again.

I fuck through the dickhole in my boxers and wash my ass directly with the bar of soap.

I don't lust after chicken

awerawer

Very white thing with the soap. I only know for some certainty thanks to chappelle show .

I saw this dude with an awesome bike, so I gave him a loan at an interest rate he could never keep up with and made him put up his bike as collateral.
After a few months he had paid me 2x the money I loaned him then missed his next payment, so I took his bike.

That is how white I am.

i hate rap

I took both my parents to a metallica concert last night an paid full price for our tickets months ago.

"May I have a caramel Macchiato please?"

Mayonnaise is my favorite condiment.

I don't think there is anything wrong with the US policing system, it's just a few rare circumstances blown out of proportion

I fell in the snow and if my asshole wasn't brown no one would have found me.

I eat hummus and condescend to everyone around me.

You mean jewish

I buy weed 35 dollars a gram as I crack a cold one open with the boys and spin my fidget spinner vape in my male romper laughing at the brown people getting battered by the police and they tip their hats to me

I have used the word "checkmate" in proper context.

I'm afraid of niggers

My credit score is over 750

or i love rap.

either one works these days.

I celebrated fathers day

I got pulled over for 44 in 30 mph zone. In rural TX, in a 2008 bright yellow hot rod Mustang GT. I got a warning.

Hulk-mania is pretty white?

Winrar

My credit score is 817 but my fiends Chaz and Thad say that is pretty shitty.

I don't know how to apply for welfare.

I do not believe trayvon Martin was a hero or inspiration

My car is paid off, I bought it brand new.
Mayo in the fridge.
I vote.
I pay taxes.
I pay my bills.
I know my kids.
I know my father.
You can't see my underwear.
I keep my mouth closed when I'm not using it.
I have a job that pays 60k.
I don't blast bass.
I don't rape.
I don't steal.
I don't blame other people for my shortcomings.
I walk upright.
I carry a gun in my holster.
I have a 401k.
I enjoy my wine with assorted cheeses.
I have my own wifi.
I can afford bail.

I'm a big fan of MC Chris

>had trust fund
>grew up in vermont
>red hair

game set

I bought an annotated Constitution with some of my birthday money

Not white, just a kike with a bike.

I know my father.

I quite enjoy this edgy 9/11 meme.

I can afford bail

well played

I know who my father is and see him frequently. He actually provides me with things.

I love watermelon