/hoc/ - finns who didn't bust edition

puljujarvi need not apply

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leafs are making the ploffs

That's a weird way to spell Laine.

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is connor brown better than laine?

Another zero-point night for Jakka Vitanainen. The AHL is hard!

APOLOGY FOR POOR FINNISH

VIRTANAINEN

I FORGET MY R

>Virtanen has 7 points in 25 AHL games

Finnish Heritage Disease truly has no limits

>laffs80.jpg
>80
>having that many images for a team you don't root for

it's the filterable kind of faggot my man

now just gotta hide recursively

>with the 2nd highest pick since the sedin sisters hongcouver took bustanen
>with the highest pick since the sedin sisters hongcouver took bustlevi

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Its understandable when its the
>LAFFS

>.gif
>it's not a .gif

huh...

>tfw taking a bus trip with the booster club to ontario tomorrow

daily reminder you are not a real hockey fan unless you attend an away game once a year

At least people show up to Leafs games.

Canadian teams have better attendance than your shitty American team.

>chink sitting on the glass
>empty seats beside her
hongcouver in 1 image

>rags

except hongcouver has worse attendance than all the sunbelt teams

Literally wrong.

>the oilers and the leafs meet in the SCF

>laffs and coilers WILL miss the ploffs

Stop being rude.

>NBC and Bettman on suicide watch
>in a desperation move NBC airs an additional national broadcast in Spanish hoping to attract a Mexican audience

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sad kippers

the teams give that info to them in the pre-scout, the point is that the vast majority of players don't seek that out themselves. they take the info they're provided by the coaching/video staff and generally don't go beyond that. Which is how it should be -- they just need game-to-game scouting reports and video, and other than that should just focus on their own performance.

>dat knockoff canada goose jacket

yup that's a chink alright

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who the fuck wears authentic canada goose jackets that shit is like 500 dollars+

>knock off
>literally can't see shit

Retard.

>these fucking poorfags
KEK

Why the fuck didn't he order a larger size jersey?

Oh I see. Thanks for clarifying.

>spending upwards of 1000 dollars on a jacket

are you taking the piss or actually serious? Some shit knockoff 100 dollar jacket keeps you just as warm and you can get 2 winters out of it before it starts falling apart, do you even into winter survival fuckboy

You guys watch cricket?

Stop giving the faggot (You)'s. Only retarded poorfags like to talk about how much their clothing is worth.

It's like poor black people with Jordans.

you'd think the canucks would be able to get the chinks to buy out all their seats just like their real estate

guess being in a needle sharing clinic is better than watching a canucks game lmao

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>laffs and coilers are playing tomorrow

Probably won't watch those.

/hoc/ told me puljujarvi was good

why did /hoc/ lie to me? :(

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>rags

its just an even more boring version of baseball, right?

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>this poorfag damage control

It's almost as poor as you KEK

they somehow managed to stretch a 4 hour snooze fest into 5 days

>playing hockey
>in Florida

uhh, what did he mean by this?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corsi_statistic

Can someone explain this like I'm 5?

>shots shot by your team when you're on the ice
>shots shot by your opponent when you're on the ice
>shots by you as a percentage of total amount of shots when you're on the ice
>over 50% is good, under 50% is bad

kek i can't believe it has a fucking wikipedia article.

explained like you're 5:
Crosby shoots and hits the net 5 times
Crosby shoots and misses the net 4 times
Crosby shoots and the shot is blocked 3 times
That's 12 shot attempts in total for Crosby
Corsi takes this further by looking at the same tallies for the teammates that were on the ice with him.
That total is his Corsi For, let's say it was 21

The other part is Corsi Against, which tallies those same 3 types of shot attempts except for the opposing team's players, while Crosby's on the ice. Let's say it was 13

His Corsi For% (CF%) would then be Corsi For/total shot attempts. 21/34 which would give him a 61 CF%

Sorry if this was not succinct enough but I tried breaking it down as much as i could

what is fenwick

Post face when Torts gets the Jack Adams

corsi includes blocked shots while fenwick doesnt

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She knew that, she's just being a chink and trying to confuse americanon

>he can read people's minds

wow

Good face

korpisalo is the next kipper

>be lunpads
>get puck shot directly into his glove by uncle leo
>shake glove hand around like you have palsy
>get play of the night on the nhl network

I don't know who is more guilty. The NHL or Lunquisk.

Korpisalo is the next girl?

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Price pulls the same shit, making those pedestrian glove saves way more dramatic than they need to be. They're both primadonnas

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pesäpallo > cricket

Sad that the fans and the media eat that shit up.

i dont' even like cricket but i would love to shove my dick up the ass of the girl on the right

>P-P-PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME BIG STRONG FINNISH POSTERS
Really pathetic. But it's expected from a swede.

Let's see em

>mad at pesäpallo
lel

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>Eastern to the left
Why am i so botherd about this

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Fuck off.

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>sir, do you know how MAD you were going

Good posts

Will he ever recover, Finn bros?
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Autism.

t. autism pro

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Why is Paulina Gretzky such a dirty whore?

Because all women are.

Her mother was a hoe and every woman that's mildly good looking try's to whore out

Didn't Wayne move to LA so that she could become and actress. But she only got some small parts due to being his wife, and never made it big? Lel

>Didn't Wayne move to LA so that she could become and actress.
'no'

>Dumb gold digger thinks she can make it big acting
Wow, who would have guessed it?

tfw john forslund says canes good luck charm is an 8 year old terminal cancer patient

What's your ideal woman look like, Euro time /hoc/?

>implying it wasn't
lel

Everyone?

I don't have one tbf. But for relationships 'cute' wins over 'sexy' all day every day

pocklington got rid of him because he was poor and his businesses were failing

>oilercucks believe this
wew lad

>he believed the tabloids

>he believed oilers propaganda

pulju another assist and 4 shots in ahl

absolutely E L I T

Did you link that from instagram alone.

How does one get the URL like that

>alone

like you?