>walk into your bedroom
>see this
>wat do?
Walk into your bedroom
...
spit on it and shove it in
A.n.a.l
>clear all that bullshit off my nightstand
>throw out those tacky ass pillows
>give the bear to my dog
>give the trap $20 to do a beer run
>grab the laptop and start shitposting here
name please god
Someones been using my stuff again. I left that fully clothed.
Eat out ass, suck hard on balls until they turn red then flood that asshole with cock and cum.
>Mamma mia! This pizza is undercooked!
This is only correct answer so far.
Expand dong
Welp I would fuck her in her ass while playing with her feminine penis.
360° and go straight
>Mag dump the tranny
>Reload
>Conduct room-to-room sweep to determine if any other perps have broken into my house
I mean, seriously, you come home and a stranger is in your house, if you're first response isn't to mag dump, I don't know what to tell you.
I.....would..actually fuck that thing, I think. I mean, I'm into women, but that there is quite cute and I do believe I would rail it well into the night.
Not sure of her name but her Tumblr is opal776
Feast. For hours...
this
Guess im gay now..
Walk out.
Winrar!
Do a 360° and walk away
>her
insert cock, suck on feet, jack her off
>EXCUSE ME SIR
>her
try to get it pregnant
Put on some Bob Marley and fuck it until it cries
I'd say "brother, what for are you in my bEd without ?
>jack her off
wonder where i can get a decent bedroom set for cheap
I dont think thats gonna work
Superman-punch-fist-anus
he said try......
I'll try again then.