Walk into your bedroom

>walk into your bedroom
>see this
>wat do?

...

spit on it and shove it in

A.n.a.l

>clear all that bullshit off my nightstand
>throw out those tacky ass pillows
>give the bear to my dog
>give the trap $20 to do a beer run
>grab the laptop and start shitposting here

name please god

Someones been using my stuff again. I left that fully clothed.

Eat out ass, suck hard on balls until they turn red then flood that asshole with cock and cum.

>Mamma mia! This pizza is undercooked!

This is only correct answer so far.

Expand dong

Welp I would fuck her in her ass while playing with her feminine penis.

360° and go straight

>Mag dump the tranny
>Reload
>Conduct room-to-room sweep to determine if any other perps have broken into my house

I mean, seriously, you come home and a stranger is in your house, if you're first response isn't to mag dump, I don't know what to tell you.

I.....would..actually fuck that thing, I think. I mean, I'm into women, but that there is quite cute and I do believe I would rail it well into the night.

Not sure of her name but her Tumblr is opal776

Feast. For hours...

this

Guess im gay now..

Walk out.

Winrar!

Do a 360° and walk away

>her

insert cock, suck on feet, jack her off

>EXCUSE ME SIR

>her

try to get it pregnant

Put on some Bob Marley and fuck it until it cries

I'd say "brother, what for are you in my bEd without ?

>jack her off

wonder where i can get a decent bedroom set for cheap

I dont think thats gonna work

Superman-punch-fist-anus

he said try......

I'll try again then.