Have you ever gone to a celebrity meet and greet?

Have you ever gone to a celebrity meet and greet?

me in the middle btw

me in the middle

me and my friend went to meet artie lange

me on the left btw

I demand more laker girls lunch

is that the meme communist philosopher?

How does someone get this fat?
I honestly can't imagine as a fat guy

Artie Lange looks pretty good in that pic

im 5'10
I got up to 220 pounds, and holy fuck my body started shutting down. I started having all these weird issues and illnesses.

I have since dropped down to 160 and feel a whole lot better.
I too dont understand how people can actually sustain like that.

>my back hurts
>kill me RIGHT NOW
>i'm hungry
>nothing's gonna happen
>my kneecaps hurt

>hi handsome, what's your name?
>HRMMMMMMMFFFFFf

>he's actually 37

>and 5'11"

Even teen moms like Carl's Jr

i didn't realize kahn was a real person

This guy has no control over his situation, unlike those lardass slobs

Why do cheerleaders always look like Low Tier whores.

Can't they hire someone to do their make up actually good.

I want to meet ledecky so she can tower over me and pat me on the head.

Looks like Asian Down syndrome Phil spencer

I have met drake bell once

>HRMMMMMMMFFFFFf

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Having him wait on you at sizzler doesn't count as a meet and greet

I played a round of pool against the Black Widow Jeanette Lee.

Holy shit

>"Why the long face?"

that hoe on the right tho

It's common with a lot of team performances you view from stands. They exaggerate the makeup so it's more visible from a distance. They do the same with synchronized swimming. I agree it looks awful and I don't think it pays off, but that's why they do it.

looks like the asian from king of the hill

dat file name
kek

>getting into an unfortunate mail truck accident

Did the blonde literally drink white gloss paint before the shoot? Those teeth look disgustingly unnatural.

kahn...

Cannot unsee!

>HRMMMMMMMFFFFFf
>proceeds to shit wheelchair

I don't feel making fun of this guy is justified, he is very old and has no control over his situation. I'm glad he seems to be enjoying himself.

>ledecky posting in Sup Forums
please stop

ugliest female in the country

fuck you

Why is she balding?

Chemicals in the pool does a number to your hair
I used to swim a lot and it takes a toll on your hair for sure.

The brunette Lakers girl looks like a fucking tranny in this one

Yes.

>Scientist's 2 year projection of Ledecky's hairline

this plus doping

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Post the pepe one

i gotchu pham

>no hover hands

alpha as fuck

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>tfw 5'11" and 270 lbs
>tfw keep having bad shits and getting worn out after a small walk
Fuck I need to get back in shape again, damn you food for tasting so good.

damn on the right looks like aubrey plaza

this guy is literally a monster

jesus christ these girls wouldn't even make it as strippers

I've always been curious, what goes on inside the mind of someone with this condition?
I feel like it would be like having a prison for a body.

Tara's Father?

Why are celebrities such douchebags?
Seems like only smaller celebs are cool.

>thought she was hot before that tweet

Maybe this personality thing actually does mean something.

they're rapists.

but did he got the puss puss?

one on the right is cute. that asian chick has a huge face. never seen a woman with such a big face.

>used to be jacked in high school
>in college over 2 years gained 60lbs
>get a serving job and lose it all again
>go back to college, gain 50lbs again
>just got another serving job, hopefully lose that weight again
>currently on a diet of 1700 calories

I know why I got fat. I ate/drank too much and didn't exercise. Hopefully I'll lose all this weight before I leave for Japan in a year.

I dont know why so many of these laker girls have such massive jaws. seriously wtf.

IKTFB. At my worst I was 75 pounds heavier in college. I'm down to 235, but god damn this is a hard-fought battle.

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What did you eat during your weight loss?
I keep trying to focus more on vegetables but I really can only eat them steamed.

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at that size, a shirt pocket is kind of useless.

They should put it in the center of the shirt

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read the fucking sticky!

260 is when I was like "ok you fucking lard-ass."

I'm down to 245 and it just keeps going down with every day I work. Its amazing how much weight you lose when you eat close to nothing and power-walk your ass off for 5 hours a day.

Good luck user. We're gonna lose that weight.

Well, at my worst I was pretty much an alcoholic downing a fifth of whiskey three times a week, so I can't help you there. Believe me, I wish I had a better way to curb hunger. I'm having trouble sleeping right now because of it.

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>hit f5
>5 of the same guy show up
Fucking spooky

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Not OP but rice. Its filling and you can do a lot with it. You have to be careful and not eat too much of it, because it is calorie dense. Vegetables are great as they are nutritious and not calorie dense so you can eat a lot of them. Stop drinking if you do, stop eating sweets, stop eating anything that isn't "healthy". No fried foods, no foods drenched in sauce or oils, light on the butter.

Stir-fry rice with veggies is a great meal. Its cheap, quick and easy to cook. On top of that, if you use minimal GOOD oil, small amounts of sauce and lots of veggies, it can be a very filling, low-calorie meal.

Its all about self-control and determination. I constantly think back and say "if I would've been committed since January, I'd be at my goal weight now".

Also see

This is the most disgusting man I've ever seen. How he hasn't killed himself yet boggles the mind.

Theres nothing worse than an ugly faggot thinking he looks good. Its like one of those faggots who think they can sing.

dont bring down everyone to your level, autismo

It's all that Kobe dick they've been sucking for 20 years

as far as weight loss is concerned, it doesn't really matter WHAT you eat as much as HOW MUCH you eat.

Count your calories and keep your calorie intake under maintenance (which is around 2200 depending on height/size and gender).

I use an app called My Fitness Pal to track my calories, and that worked well or me.

Dude looks like a thirsty version of Dave Navarro

he has such sad eyes

I thought it was the meme computer philosopher

>Its amazing how much weight you lose when you eat close to nothing and power-walk your ass off for 5 hours a day
you´re amazed that you lose weight when you burn more calories than you consume?

It's sarcasm. Doesn't translate well over text.

>hit f5
>2016
>not having auto-update by default activated

Damn so much teeth on the right

Alpha as fuck

why was this altered in paint to cover up the stomachs?

hiro??

I've been to conventions and stuff, but I fucking hate the idea of paying for autographs. It's fucking demeaning as shit.

How do you not feel your frontbutt hanging out of your tshirt?

You're in Carcosa now.

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>two hats
>those teeth
>pants up to the center of his ribcage
>that chinese street vendor change bag
>that keychain
>the old man hands
>the basketball

I-I don't understand

that has to be a put-on