You have been drafted to the

You have been drafted to the
1st Kek Devision in Vietcuck
>post pic of your soldier
>list your primary and secondary
>last two digits decide how many normies you've gunned down
>name him
I'll go first
M1 Carbine and rusty butter knife
Lieutenant Spurdo

65 exterminated

ass

A single shot 22lr pistol and crowbar
Sergeant shiny side

I'll take that as your name and both weapons

Checked streak

Two broken condoms and a bowl of ravioli.
Ching Panginoon

a fidget spinner ant the might blessing of the dank meme gods
pivate parts

Forgot pic shit

Two wings and flamethrower
Private spyro

Harriet Tubman's left kneecap and a hot pocket

FN Five Seven pistol and a box full of grenades
Loli Slave 47

I may have only 10 kills, but tho se where off of two broken condoms and a bowl of ravioli

Hesoos
Primary: Bow and Arrow
Secondary: Slingshot

Jar of mustard and restraining order
Captain hook

A delivery van and a pair of sneakers.

Captain Obvious

Kick Dickem reporting for duty
Boots and dick.

Primary: My fist
Secondary: My throbbing cock
Name: Mike the anti Kike

Major Adolf
Wolfram pp and two jews

Fokker Dr. 1 and Mauser C96
Manfred von Richthofen


>80 or above get

FUCK

Primary:Double barrel shotgun
Secondary: Noose
Grand Wizard

King Lucifer the Lightbringer
Arm lasers and sonic sound blasters

Vodka
Tokarev
Captain cheeki

What flavor?

Logic, Slapstick
Sargon of Akkad

>Primary: power screech
>Secondary: bull whip
>Name: Longtaco Beefmaster

Trips

Björn Windcaller
>Power of Music
>Concealed knife

Toenail gun
Aerosol cans full of lsd

Private Nitewind

Primary: Trusty teeth
Secondary: laser eyes
Name: jaws of justice

Primary: pure unbridled fucking autism
Secondary (and this is only if absolutely necessary): the unhindered ability to break elbows
Name: Stanko the Down

Primary: Animal Mind Control
Secondary: The Guffaw of Gods
Stephen

Kek

m249 and sickle
sergeant balclava

Stanko stacks em high

>chance of ammo returning to the clip on head shots

Mp7 smg
Crossbow

Colonial Sanderson

This thread is about to get retarded

There is a Go!
Praise Kek!
Dat post No.!

DAT post No!
What could it mean???

OP here, trips get to choose a vehicle of any kind
Not including animals
Nice trips btw, praise kek

Primary: weaponized autism

Secondary: my trusty katana

That's my primary, you aut

Name: autismo, master of the blade

FITE ME

Metal gauntlets and ring of electricity

zizzlesporks

>Cult figurine and fork
>Punpun

Primary: Firebending
Secondary: RPG
Name: Chosen one morris

Primary: Teeth

Secondary: Cancer

Spanks

Fidget spinner, fidget cube

Pvt. Autismo reporting for duty.

Primary: ANAL BEADS
Secondary: razor blades
Name: OP is a fag

A roll of toilet paper with a lighter stuck in the side and one end plugged and a knife made of of super glue and jizz
Private Tyhm

I wonder how your jizz shank lasted through 83 kills

a niggers dick that shoots gonorrhea
nerve gas
name is the gunk fungler

A bag of broken glass and a gook scalp.

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I'll give up my D&D OC

Primary: Giant Door Shield with a live child on the front

Secondary: what the fuck do you think it is it's still the giant door shield with a kid on the front of it

Name: Les Torres the Child Slayer

No actual picture since he's just a D&D character but enjoy this image that's probably close, except you know, with a child shield.

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A lot of jizz

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thats a nice cock

Did this ever win that contest?

You do know that most of his kills was with the Alb right?

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summertime sure is nice isnt it nigger?

no we didnt
the meme still lives on

moisturize your cock a bit more, but also give it fresher out times or proper dry to avoid bad sweat damping

This cock is in oklahoma

Ak74u and a m1911
Pvt. nignog

thats not a real corpse. that looks nothing like a burn victim. i know these things.

Been waiting on the first summerfag to creep out and try to impress everyone by calling someone else a summerfag

how the fuck did you know that user?

/k/ and Sup Forums
Gen. Cuckoldry

i could say the same to you.
too bad im not taking your bait user.

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Private Pyle
M16 and a SlimJim

regret and sorrow
private name "award winning tattoo"

czeched

do you really think Sup Forums keeps you safe? think you can just comment whatever you want? no. i will fucking kill you and rape your mother after i tear her legs off. you arent so anonymous when you piss me off. get ready kid.

soft paws
smug look
private name "smol comfy fox"

This image is 2 big.

This is admin, ples reconstrut it

I remember those days in Vietcuck, the horror
>be me
>19
>marshal knocks on my door
>says I've been drafted and have to go with
>ff three mounths later
>hiding a bush with a wooden dragon dildo up my bleeding ass and a shank made of andy sixx's log
>normiesearchparty.gif
>i hear a helicopter flying over
>spraying it's hot sticky cum on the jungle tops
>i quickly sprint buck naked towards river
>the normal fags spot me and begin to open fire at me with 9gag memes and reddit posts
>"shit dawg, git yo ass on the boat nigga"
>Tupac yells from the river boat
>afro man mows down the search party as i swim towards them

Cont?

Finally found you!

katana and a bag of cheetos
private name "TRAPS ARE NOT GAY"

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Understandable, have a nice day

>Glock and broadsword.
>Leonardo Pepevinci

Potato launcher and serrated large dildo
Private dongers

superior looks and milf wisdom
private name Bedbreaker

He has this his tank and his beak.
He has no name

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Nice job mike

a slice of burnt toast and a jar of pickled nigger dicks
name: Sgt. nut buster

My thumbs and a pair of bananas
Pvt. Chooooooooooooooo Ding

Pvt Weeb
Body pillow & mt dew
22 normies keked

Yes,the three wings is just more iconic in my eyes.

This where the nightmare begins
>as afro man fires the 50 cal, i get dry thanking Tupac
>"no prob home boy, lets get back to the crib doe, we ain't gon die today"
>he accelerates the boat
>normies spamming the unknown language of emoji
>fuckingkek.jpg
>ff one two nights later
>9:47 p.m.
>can't see a thing, Afro man's got the wheel, and tupac is asleep
>rpgincoming.webm
>the boat is raging in flames
>Afro man is drilled to bits by 12 yr old norm mods
>Tupac drags me out of the water
>realize under heavy forced memes
>we're running now
> reddit fags 50 feet away chasing after us
>second party on our left begins to unload nigger memes
>Tupac lets our a scream of agony
>bloodsplurging.png

Cont ?

electric axe and biohazard diaper
Private Abortiondodger

Primary: chair
Secondarg: glock
Name: Seaman Bait

Primary: Shekels
Secondary: The media
((((Them))))