Considering finding a local MP that does happy endings, any advice for a nervous user and finding a place?

considering finding a local MP that does happy endings, any advice for a nervous user and finding a place?

also general MP stories thread

How do you even go about finding one? Asking for a friend.

There's a few online sites, can't think of any off the top of my head though so bump

bumping for a friend

went in, got naked with towel over ass, normal massage until she moves the towel up to my lower back.
She says "I see someone looking at me" it's my dick.
She caresses it with her soft hand and it's all downhill from there. I got hard, she asked what I wanted to do, and we fucked. She put a condom on my dick and sucked it, then got on top until she was tired, and afterwards I railed her good. I paid and she gave me a fucking soda and some crackers and I left.

how much is it usually?

Anyone been to one in the bay area?

$40 for just massage, and if I remember right it was around $50 extra for bj and $70 for full.

not bad, any sites or apps for finding these places?

She was a really nice Asian woman. Very pleasant to talk to and could make her pussy grab your dick really tight.

Not that I know of. I would suggest just visiting massage places. And trust me, even if they have "certificates" and "licenses" posted, it doesn't mean it's legit lol.

And idk how you'd be able to tell, but try to not give business to the human traffickers.

Rub maps

Rubmaps . C o m

rubmaps is paid iirc

This. I guess there's nothing wrong with prostitution, but human trafficking is shady af.

Depends on where u live. Usually 50 for 30 or 70 for 1 hour

anyone wanna check rubmaps for a poorfag

Been to a couple found on backpage about a year a half ago. Met decent providers. Still go about once a month.

I've had a few rub and tugs in my day. I can answer any and all questions.

Just get an escort, your looking for basically the same thing my mane

anyone with stories?

Im a member of rubmaps.
first 3 cities listed I will lookup and post

the problem with an escort is they charge more, and mostly are trying to get you in and out as fast as possible. At least with a rubtug you get the massage on top of getting a hand job or more.

Overland Park, KS

Hilliard, OH

Denver, co

I have a story if anyone want to read it. But I'm pretty shit at Green texting.

literally anything in southern mass

Fairhaven, MA Chinese Body Works

Can you look for number 1 mag spa in Jersey City, NJ? Reviews under Sara?

I have a place close to me where most girls offer FS
Ive had sex twice

Tennessee Nashville

go for it

Oh shit, are you me? I was just checking out the place in Fairhaven.

>Overland Park, KS
no luck.
any other big cities close to you?

A member of Parliament that does hand stuff? Sign me up.

>Hilliard
no luck

That's some kinky shit.

anything in columbus area in general?

Does your city not licence exotic massage parlours?

kansas city is close

so many... 1st one
Soul Spa in Denver, Colorado
1400 S Federal Blvd
Denver, Colorado 80219

lulu is 25 Asian with cute body and does hand jobs

oh shit lmao, im at the very bottom of ma

this guy asked firstalso what if you are under age asking for a freind

they don't id you bro.

where in bay area? like sf? walnut creek?

but if you definently look under age like 16

What's good in San Jose, CA?

if you have the balls to walk in for a massage, pay money, and lay butt ass naked on the massage table, lulu with sucki sucki. She will probably appreciate a younger client as most of them I'd assume are old and rank. Just shower before and you'll be A-OK

any of these cities?

Bonner Springs (1)
Eudora (2)
Gardner (2)
Hutchinson (1)
Junction City (1)
Kansas City (2)
Lawrence (11)
Leawood (2)
Lenexa (11)
Manhattan (3)
Merriam (5)
Mission (1)
Olathe (27)
Overland Park (12)
Salina (2)
Shawnee (2)
Topeka (8)
Westwood (1)
Wichita (41)

No Id. But I've been asked how old I am a few times. Either way, I think women get a kick out of how young they can get them. I slept with a woman from a bar a few weeks ago that was 39 and when I told her my age, she showed me to her friends kek.

Thanks user! You're the true hero

these
Lenexa (11)
Olathe (27)
Overland Park (12)

all are super close to me

Same, I'm on the Southcoast. Fairhaven is like 5min away from me. Let's hope we can find some local places.

Backpages
RubMap
Craigslist (less often)

I live in the Bay Area and I use 3 websites to find Asian Massage Parlors
backpage
rubmaps
craigslist (look in the services > therapeutic section)

ok give me a minute so i can look at some reviews

thank you Sup Forumsro

also check out:

The Erotic Review
Eccie

Find your city, there will be both escort reviews and massage reviews. Take them with a grain of salt. A lot of times, they will not recommend the location, but in the private area where only paid members can see, they do recommend it but don't want to taint their "honey hole".

if you want an escort try
myscarletbook
gfeforum

what would happen if you ran out on them after getting fucked ? hop the bill on a massage parlor?
asian thugs coming after you?

Think you can check out New Jersey, Lakewood "Cross St Therapy"?

Anything in Washington State?

^^

AA Massage in Olathe
115 S Clairborne Rd
Olathe, Kansas 66062

most girls do hj but run a little older

Do it and let us know

minneapolis, minnesota

You pay before you play. Some collect the "extras" fee in advance as well. In your case, I hope there are ninjas waiting for you to put you in a labor camp if you try and run out on paying.

So I just visited one recently. Also suuuppper nervous.

Called first to know what their hours were. Asian woman was super upfront and like "you want come down? You like massage?"

Was a cute mature Asian woman met me at the door to the place. She grabbed me by the arm and led me to a room, which kinda startled me because I had no idea what the protocol was. She could see I was totally oblivious and nervous as fuck.

As we walked past the other rooms, I noticed a shower room that was open. She was trying to chit chat me up a little, "you shy?"

Once in the room she "half hour right, it $40" I kinda wanted the full hour, but handed her the cash and she said "you take off clothes, I be right back" and left the room. So I stripped down, my heart beating through my fucking chest. There was a towel on the counter in the room which I debated putting on.

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i just might lol. i looked under therapuetic on craigslist and about 3 very close and local authentic asian sites are listed

Thanks user. Most asian girls look 12 until they're about 45 and then they look 100 so I'll take the plunge.

really going to pay someone money to jerk you off? Pathetic

>"Cross St Therapy
lisa does HJs

true

>minneapolis
Orchid Massage Spa in Minneapolis, Minnesota
sasa - young asian HJs

So I got on the table belly down, and she walked in and I said "This ok?" she said "yea, yea" and hit the lights so it was a nice glow in the room and started some Chinese music CD in a player in the corner of the room.

She said "oil?" and I said "Yeah, sure." She said "first time? uhh first time massage too?" like she knew exactly why I was there. I replied "uh uhh yeah, never had a masage." She said 'you very nervous. relax relax. I smack. haha" and popped my ass cheeks.

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Thanks my guy

Any suggestions for Portland Oregon?

So this is definetly a mp right?
I dont wanna walk in and look like a retard asking for sum fuk
also dont wanna just pay for a real massage lol

Backpage.com

The MP you want will advertise table showers.

Bring cash for the tip. They don't just jack you off for no reason. Chances are, if you're too fat for a table shower like I am, she will wipe your butt with a warm wet towel.

just write the story or fuck off

hey retard quit typing
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like we dont want you to finish your story. either post it all in a greentext or your retarded fat wall of text or gtfb to reddit

Friend I'm in Wichita and I know a place for you. She's old, but she's good.

lay it on me

Walk in and ask if they have table showers. No table shower, no happy endings

It's so weird seeing another Kansas fag on Sup Forums

says FREE Table Shower in the pic

Never been to a massage parlour, but did sleep with a prostitute once. Met them online, I was nervous too but just remember they've seen so much shit, and you're almost certainly not the worst fuck they've had in their time.

Good luck finding somewhere user.

Online it says Bohemia Healing Spa, but it's got some other name now. Doors are locked, ring the door bell. She will make you take off your shoes, ask her about table shower, pay for your time, and eventually she'll get you off.

There are several of us!

We need to have a KS bread up

On Douglas Ave in Wichita?

Probably what you're looking for then.

She rubbed me down with something that smelled of sun tan lotion, that cheap fake coconut smell. She got my back and focused on my ass a lot, which felt good.

She made more chit chat, things like "after work?" and "how far you away you live?"
I just gave semi vague answers to appease the conversation.

She said something I didn't quite understand in her broken english which I thought was "turn off you back" and she left the room. So I turned over and she came back with a towel or a rag in her hand and she said "no I have hot towel for back" so I apologized and turned over again still nervous as absolute fuck.

She rubbed me down with that and then said, "ok now turn over" but this time she didn't leave.

Now this is the most important part of the entire thing. Having read article after article of how to's they will ask you what you want now. They want you to state what you are there for.

So she starts lightly with her finger tips brushing across my pelvis, tickling me and says "what you want honey? where you want massage?"

With my heart in my throat I more or less mumble something and point at my dick. She said "hands and oil baby?" to which I nodded profusely.

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You guys are such rank amateurs...

But you're also young. So why the fuck are you trying to pay to get jerked off by 50 year old korean women for?

Yeah, slanted parking spots. Across the street is a church or Catholic School or something.

Well shit. Thought we were to busy watching corn grow to be on Sup Forums

>Across the street is a church or Catholic School or something.
kek that's fucking gold

>slanted

you cheeky cunt you

She doesn't jerk off black people im crying